Don't Drink Beer

[Previously]

being mean...that one couple times

I'm here because I am necessary to this community to bring balance and reason. srs.

 

[1v1willwreku]

flawless reasoning

 

[domtronzero]

the same way Tool fans make you hate Tool.

**** off.

I would have to place a solid tie between Earthbound and Final Fantasy III (or 6 if you are a fact checking super famicon *******)...Go play Secret of Mana and tell me it still compels you as when you were in your pre-pubes days.

That's better.

 

[drgarage1]

1. Why do you deny that Chrono Trigger is obviously the best game of any kind ever created?

2. When you coming up to SF? The public wants to know?

3. What's it like to be the world's most famous walrus drawing?

 

[drbenzo1]

Why am I reading all of your responses in that awful crazy voice you use? I can't get it out of my head! And why do you use that voice?
EDIT

 

[drgarage1]

DDB Y U DO DIS?

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

There was, but it got deleted. The thing with ehammond and TO WHICH HE COULD NOT OBTAIN EASEMENT. I thought it was awesome.

Random other question, have you seen this guy's videos? http://www.youtube.com/user/Haveuseenmycellar

Ah yes. I remember catching a hot 2 week Ban for that. Not sure if it was screen capped, maybe Michigan secretly was on it?

Will you ever forgive me for being mean to you that one couple times?

Will you ever meet me?

Come to cfh. We will meet and drink when the sun comes up.

Never forget 1v1 siding with my wife about my clear alcoholism. Nevar.

But forgive obvi

 

[drgarage1]

Ah yes. I remember catching a hot 2 week Ban for that. Not sure if it was screen capped, maybe Michigan secretly was on it?

Somebody screen-capped it, but I'm not sure who -- it was re-posted in the old thread-shitting ops thread before it got shut down over here. Someone has it.

Unfortunately, I don't think anyone has the blacked-out rant post that brought your permanent banning. I read it, but have no idea what it was about. I believe it was something to do with Midwest trade value, unsurprisingly.

 

[nanobrew1]

Come to cfh.

When do you plan on going? Rumor is it is going to be an all night wait in line Midwest clusterfuck. I plan on going in the evening and skip bottles if that is the case. Do you want to swap fluids again?

 

[nanobrew1]

who is the best/your favorite story telling rapper?

 

[Michigan1]

Ah yes. I remember catching a hot 2 week Ban for that. Not sure if it was screen capped, maybe Michigan secretly was on it?

I have no idea what you're talking about.

 

[drgarage1]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Maybe JulianB?

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

1. Why do you deny that Chrono Trigger is obviously the best game of any kind ever created?

2. When you coming up to SF? The public wants to know?

3. What's it like to be the world's most famous walrus drawing?

Chrono trigger is amazing but several aspects are overwrought, the multiple endings are kinda a sham. It is variations on a theme, aside from the combo attacks the combat system is pretty basic no crazy final quests besides that one ******* who is impossible. Great game just not genre revolutionizing beyond aesthetic. Which is enough for 1v1willwreku

I was in SF in October. I keep a low profile. Beer nerds shout beeeeinnnneyyysss and ask me to do the voice and ****. FW fest was the worst.

I think I lost my pencil sketch of the walrus. It was promised to @thoreaulikeagirl for if we ever had a trade but its somewhere in my office I think.

 

[drgarage1]

Chrono trigger is amazing but several aspects are overwrought, the multiple endings are kinda a sham. It is variations on a theme, aside from the combo attacks the combat system is pretty basic no crazy final quests besides that one ******* who is impossible. Great game just not genre revolutionizing beyond aesthetic. Which is enough for 1v1willwreku

I was in SF in October. I keep a low profile. Beer nerds shout beeeeinnnneyyysss and ask me to do the voice and ****. FW fest was the worst.

I think I lost my pencil sketch of the walrus. It was promised to @thoreaulikeagirl for if we ever had a trade but its somewhere in my office I think.

Give me a shout next time you're up here. I promise not to bring up goozies, binny's, or IKEA coolships.

Totally fair assessment of Chrono Trigger (especially the multiple endings), although the dark ages-related levels, and the ability to change the past and see its effect in the future still make it my favorite thing ever.

 

[JulianB1]

Maybe JulianB?

Nope, never saw it.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

Somebody screen-capped it, but I'm not sure who -- it was re-posted in the old thread-shitting ops thread before it got shut down over here. Someone has it.

Unfortunately, I don't think anyone has the blacked-out rant post that brought your permanent banning. I read it, but have no idea what it was about. I believe it was something to do with Midwest trade value, unsurprisingly.

I had a cap but I think it was on my old iPhone. ISO

The blackout rant was something pretty sophomoric demanding dbd for cherry rye. It was apparently those 3am antics that broke the f2brewers back. Again every negative action on ba has ended up being ultimately beneficial, like having an alcoholic stepdad that gives you the anger to train to be the best strong safety in the world.

That kinda ****

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

who is the best/your favorite story telling rapper?

Highly overlooked for narrative capacity would be DJ quik, old stuff.
Awesome concrete details and imagery. Horrible beats and production values tho

 

[domtronzero]

Random other question, have you seen this guy's videos? http://www.youtube.com/user/Haveuseenmycellar

Appears to be the same guy who started this site:

http://www.haveuseenmycellar.com/

<3

Holy ****. I never knew these existed. Thank you both so much for making my day.

 

[drgarage1]

Holy ****. I never knew these existed. Thank you both so much for making my day.

I always thought the knives thing was an exaggeration. My. God.

 

[KWilk]

like having an alcoholic stepdad that gives you the anger to train to be the best strong safety in the world.

That kinda ****

I have no idea how you manage to come up with lines like this every time you post, but please never stop.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

When do you plan on going? Rumor is it is going to be an all night wait in line Midwest clusterfuck. I plan on going in the evening and skip bottles if that is the case. Do you want to swap fluids again?

I don't know my plans. I kinda like the line in a Masochisic way, step in my cubes, make me earn that backyard rye I am trading for, who's been a bad ticker mmm ya.


But yeah we should def swap fluids

 

[lb304854]

Why is Chicago your personal bogeyman for everything in the beer world? Is it 100% jegross2's fault?

If you come out I promise I'll let you sample from the bottles I Ragnar'd from your countrymen with my Bramble reserves.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

Why is Chicago your personal bogeyman for everything in the beer world? Is it 100% jegross2's fault?

If you come out I promise I'll let you sample from the bottles I Ragnar'd from your countrymen with my Bramble reserves.

I give Florida their fair share as well.

Chicago represents all of the absurdity of beer trading, stockpiling, hypocrisy, and double standards and thereby the 312 lends Itself as a straw man simply by way of contrast. I really don't give a **** either way, I like revolution beers a lot and trade for them. I don't like fruited stout variants and ostracize the hype surrounding them as my palate sees fit.

Chicago is anomalous in that it is a huge metro area that has relatively few brewery only releases so their off shelf offerings become de facto whales, notwithstanding price, avaialabity or limits. 320 bottle cahutlow? Your 340 bottle CFHx2 sounds about right. This is well tread ground. The excesses of CA bottle pricing met with the rapacious demand of that metro area create hilarious results.

Plus the sheer drama and spectacle during releases, the competitive nature, long term cellaring of beers clearly not meant for that treatment, readily available caricatures, misinformation, wild speculation and devaluation of other beer releases on other coasts, and a general lack of transparency dont even get me mad. The rhetoric is as thick and delicious as Alfredo fett so I just spin my fork in it.

The ca scene is a universal punching bag in the opposite direction. People freely consent to trade away world class, vastly more limited bottles that cost upwards of 2x$4$ and that is their prerogative. No one dies as a result. **** gets done and its doesn't matter if someone offers up VSB for CCK, California traders just bite deep on the pillow and accept their fate.

I can't bother the PNw at all. Their breweries are top notch and I have never had problems, excepting the horrible AftW nightmare of 2011, because their traders are staggeringly generous. Bbomb and KDs are better than most midwes offerings, they see limited distro and PNw traders just ship them away sight unseen.

HT traders use those cans as a universal Currency and enjoy that dogecoin that I can't really argue with. The rest of the northeast is afflicted with small bottle runs so I don't really conflict because in all my trades they seem genuinely generous with things that have low bottle runs. It's when dipshits drive up to HF from Like, Pennsylvania, that the transplant **** kicks in.

My take on Florida is not skewed by loweballz. There are some genuinely desired releases and some traders seem to acquire quite a bit. It's a hybrid of the Pennsylvania HF poachers coupled with the 312 rapacity. But the normal people are awesome so it evens out.

Tl;dr the extreme Chicago examples his personify the worst in trading and are thereby easier to satirize. Low hanging fruit at the expense of a huge metro area.

 

[lb304854]

I could really go for a 312 now.

 

[StarRaptor1]

I could really go for a 312 now.

Good thing it can now be found in every gas station in the US

 

[jbuddle]

Easily my favorite of your work.

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[drgarage1]

Easily my favorite of your work.

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GOAT!

 

[housepants]

Easily my favorite of your work.

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Give us more!

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

Easily my favorite of your work.

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Damn you are my hero.

Worth risking a c&d letter from BA to repost this on my site

 

[Shaggs]

How do you know so little about sports yet make ******* spot on references when needed?

I'll take my answer off the air