Don't Drink Beer

[dontdrinkbeer]

I could go for a birthday cake. I'll bring one to our beach volleyball date this summer. ehammond1 can be iceman.

also of note, that ABV

you know what HotD is capable of, why is the ABV on some TIPA ****.

it would be like if Kuhnhenn rolled out a session old ale.

malty flag on the barleyplay

 

[disapowzment]

also of note, that ABV

you know what HotD is capable of, why is the ABV on some TIPA ****.

it would be like if Kuhnhenn rolled out a session old ale.

malty flag on the barleyplay

I've have "session ale IPA's" with higher abv's than 10.8%. 85% 2016 brewers have no idea what category to classify their beers.


"This is my single hopped Double session IPA"

 

[sherm10161]

also of note, that ABV

you know what HotD is capable of, why is the ABV on some TIPA ****.

it would be like if Kuhnhenn rolled out a session old ale.

malty flag on the barleyplay

You assumption in that number being correct implies fuxx given by Alan.

A poor assumption, mon frere.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

You assumption in that number being correct implies fuxx given by Alan.

A poor assumption, mon frere.

scanning for carb..

...18%...

..32%..

carb syntax error

$override:/release_beer.DLL

 

[leftoverburrito]

also of note, that ABV

you know what HotD is capable of, why is the ABV on some TIPA ****.

it would be like if Kuhnhenn rolled out a session old ale.

malty flag on the barleyplay

Just wait a year for the quad frozen version.

Doug.

"Doug was the inspiration for this beer. While trying to play flip cup with 2 bottles, he died."

 

[disapowzment]

scanning for carb..

...18%...

..32%..

carb syntax error

$override:/release_beer.DLL

I was really hoping there would be a carb joke. You do not disappoint homie.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

I was really hoping there would be a carb joke. You do not disappoint homie.

Choose your starting equip:

Ring of Sprints:
allows wearer to consistently release still beers without taking PR damage

Kuhnhenn cloak:
So long as wearer has a tiny ring of bubbles, user is immune from criticism, bonus does not stack with Ring of Sprints

 

[FoudreGuy]

I was really hoping there would be a carb joke. You do not disappoint homie.

That beer sounds absolutely horrible flat.

It's flat isn't it?

Beer is bubbles, Alan.

 

[lazerviking]

It's flat isn't it?

Why ask a question when you already know the answer?

 

[disapowzment]

Why ask a question when you already know the answer?

ITS NOT FLAT DAMN IT!!!!! ITS STILL.

 

[disapowzment]

You're still the best blogger on the site.....

 

[tikk]

Subbydoo is it true that you are in the pocket of big barleywine? Did they pay for your new home as is being reported in other threads? What will happen to the adjunct stout soldiers when vanilla beans, cinnamon, peppers, and backfat are no longer lined up for by neckbeards when BA barleywine is king?

 

[cyde]

Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got lambic to swing. But nothing comes out when they move their lips. Just a bunch of Cantillon. And motherfuckers act like they forgot about Drie.

 

[FoudreGuy]

Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got lambic to swing. But nothing comes out when they move their lips. Just a bunch of Cantillon. And motherfuckers act like they forgot about Drie.

I only really ever see interest in Drie and Cantillon. Maybe sometimes Tilquin when they throw fruit or some **** in their lambic.

 

[cyde]

I only really ever see interest in Drie and Cantillon. Maybe sometimes Tilquin when they throw fruit or some **** in their lambic.

But who was Blosseum Gueuze, Godele's Blend, Special Blend, Giridian, Oud Beersel? My favorite hauls are finding dusty Beersel for $12 that no one wants.

 

[RyanG1]

I only really ever see interest in Drie and Cantillon. Maybe sometimes Tilquin when they throw fruit or some **** in their lambic.

Tilquin = Xzibit

 

[matedog]

My favorite hauls are finding dusty Beersel for $12 that no one wants.

You're paying way too much, bro.

 

[matedog]

dontdrinkbeer God damn it, stop hyping Arctic Devil. I love it essentially being shelf turd status (vs. bottle limits in 2011 and 2012).

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

dontdrinkbeer God damn it, stop hyping Arctic Devil. I love it essentially being shelf turd status (vs. bottle limits in 2011 and 2012).

With a tiny bit of digging all these new IG barleywine meme fans can find the truth but sometimes I serve it right over the plate to help their vanilla palates correct their course

 

[JulianB1]

dontdrinkbeer's new FB barleywine group is woke af

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

dontdrinkbeer's new FB barleywine group is woke af

lol i made that group at 2am in a barleywine and TIPA induced stupor and it is way more active than i ever imagined

thanks to the ultra ****** ending of FFXV for giving me the time to make such a mastergroup.

 

[beerandraiderfan]

ITS NOT FLAT DAMN IT!!!!! ITS STILL.

ITS STILL CARBONATED TO ME DAMMIT!!

 

[benbikes4beer]

Keeping a close eye on ISO:FT trends. Maybe this group is just what the world needed to knock some ******* sense into people.

 

[benbikes4beer]

lol all these foo's are gonna come back from Decorah to see the world has turned on it's head. Dead market for KBBS ISO BB4D for days.

 

[BuckTuckian]

Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got lambic to swing. But nothing comes out when they move their lips. Just a bunch of Cantillon. And motherfuckers act like they forgot about Drie.

Doc

 

[sacrelicio]

Internal conflict intensifies.

This would break the internet

Let's see:

• Old school west coast stalwart strong ale proto-scensters
• Overpriced neo-Mikkeller gypsy hipster hypercolored art beer
• Possible old money QC controversies
  
• Syrupy flavor additions

It's a ******' masterpiece.

 

[Sheets3x]

So Noble has an IPA on called Cloud Strife... is that like a gamer-nerd-beer-nerd bat signal?

 

[Kasher]

Arby's did it better

 

[GuzzleMcBrew]

Thursday, Full Collapse vinyl on the new review. Sent right back to Skatefest 2002 in Worchester MA and all the embarrassing aesthetics that went along with it.

 

[NAD1983]

Is this Fremont's marketing team trying to salvage their image or gain more trade value info?