I was heating a salt/sugar brine and walked away for a moment. It boiled over and got under the pot. I removed the pot within 5 seconds but the damage was done. No loss of function.
Decide to taste the concentrated bittering charge (1 oz @ 13.2% AA boiled for 45 in half a gallon filtered water) you whipped up for a little R&D. It is unspeakably foul and bitters your whole upper GI tract until SWMBO suggests some nice, acidic lemonade to cancel it out. Don't do that!
Don't put a new keg in the kegerator, hook it up to the high pressure manifold for burst carbing but forget to pop the pressure release valve down to the closed position. The entire contents of the CO2 tank whizzed through every keg in the system, including the five beers connected to the serving pressure manifold, back-flushed through the open valve and left zero pressure in all kegs.
So much for check valves.
Don't do that.
The above made me think of a guy I used to work with.
Factory work, 5 head drill press...
Put a wooden slat in a jig, step on a pedal and two hydraulic stops would come down and hold the piece in place while.the drills followed and did their jobs.
I look over one day and he is staring at the stops and I can tell what hes thinking..
I tell him "Don't do it"
He sticks his left index finger in and steps on the pedal and it is followed by a crunch and scream.
Popped the tip of his finger like a grape and the nail was split right in half.
When the boss asked what happened, he explained it as an accident and said "don't do that!"
When your pin lock kicks and you soak it and rinse it for upcoming sanitize, don't loosely fit the two pin post on the long (beer out) dip tube. You assume that you will carefully inspect all connections when you refill, right? Don't do that !
Don't hang out with your girlfriend until 10:45 when you live 30+ minutes away and have to get up at 6AM for work!
^^^ That calls for a sleep over...
Do that!
Better to kill your fellow employees than your family...Don't have a nice chili dinner washed down with a couple of still pretty green homebrews. Talk about toxic gas at work the next morning!
Add calcium chloride to a carbed keg and expect you can get the lid back on before the foam over.
Don't do that.
Also, in your haste, don't improperly seat the lid causing it to shoot beer two feet in the air. Only lost about a quart, but the clean up was the real punishment.
Note that you can dissolve it in a little water first, then you would be OK.
Add calcium chloride to a carbed keg and expect you can get the lid back on before the foam over.
Don't do that.
Also, in your haste, don't improperly seat the lid causing it to shoot beer two feet in the air. Only lost about a quart, but the clean up was the real punishment.
So I'm sure you had a good reason to be adding calcium chloride to fully carbed beer, so why was that?
I was looking for a more malt forward taste and rounder mouthfeel than what I ended up with.
A layer of frost/ice built up on my lager chamber(fridge guts) decided I would chisel some off. Grabbed what i thought was a blunt end chisel..Nope, it was a 3/4 hole drill bit and the giant hiss that I heard was me directly hitting a compressor line. Don't do that!
Making a dunce hat before I head up to the Depot...
Ooof I can feel the pain. But how did you mistake a chisel for a drill bit? Too much HB?
I was completely sober.
I did mason work at one point and have a small chisel that has a paint line on it like my 1" in drill bit. Grabbed the bit from just glancing in my tool box drawer and what makes the situation even worse is the fact that I was completely sober.
So you're trying to get a jump on tomorrow's brew day - figure you'll set up the system and make sure everything's clean. Run some hot water through your pump and kettle. You think "that fermenter needs a once over" so you dump a couple of scoops of pbw in there and proceed to fill it with the hot water from the kettle. As the big mouth bubbler shrinks to a third its normal size, you think "oh **** that's right, I bought plastic." Don't do that...
Did you have that sealed up and negative air pressure as the water cooled caused it to collapse in on itself, or did it melt the plastic?
...or for anniversary...a 3-keg kegerator comes to mind. Dang bottles...
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