Does this gross you (the men) out?

[HoppyMaltPoet]

i use to be called red beard!

Hah...I used to be called fruit punch...you know cause of the water running off your beard when cleaning up...I like Red Beard better. Much more manly. I suddenly feel emasculated.

 

[shroomzofdoom]

Only known cure for PMS is to HIT THAT THING and HIT IT HARD, but she has to have a few big O's and get those deep muscle contractions. I am better than Midol or Advil.

I don't much care for the smell and I keep the lights low; even slink off shamefully into the shower with my eyes closed. But at this time, it's not about my needs--it's about hers. No more cramps, no more attitude and hey....we're back to it being blowie week again for a few more days.

I have needs too--need me some good blowies every now and again. I am pretty sure she's not fond of that at all times but a good woman will take care of her man, and vice versa.

 

[nikkormat]

i seriously need to stop checking in on the updates in this thread.

 

[ChshreCat]

Honestly... this was why teh buttseks was invented.

 

[wedge421]

Honestly... this was why teh buttseks was invented.

HAHAHA hysterical!

 

[SOB]

Been married 2 years...Have only parted the red sea once...maybe twice. Usually when drunk (that's why I cant remember how many times).

 

[SOB]

Hah...I used to be called fruit punch...you know cause of the water running off your beard when cleaning up...I like Red Beard better. Much more manly. I suddenly feel emasculated.

I just stopped in place with my eyes wide open like the banana man did after reading that...

 

[the_bird]

The hormones get all weird around that time. Been some pretty damn intense experiences on those kinds of nights.

Also, when she was still menstruating (pre-IUD), I could always tell when she was about to get her period (before she would know). The smell would be just a little more pungent, and you know, I've got a fairly sensitive palate

 

[jfr1111]

I'll dip my paddlein a all kind of streams: normal ones, red ones, brown ones. Unless I'm completly drunk, I doubt I would actually dive in the red one though.

 

[mikeysab]

On the rare occasion I have the pleasure of having some sex, I'm not saying no, regardless of what's going on down there. Been married 5 years and a 12 pack of trojans lasts me close to a year.

 

[jfr1111]

On the rare occasion I have the pleasure of having some sex, I'm not saying no, regardless of what's going on down there. Been married 5 years and a 12 pack of trojans lasts me close to a year.

I feel for you:
a) Pack of trojans lasts a year
b) Married and still needing rubbers

I have a friend whose wife will only sleep with him when she's in her most fertile phase (she's crazy and wants kids NOW becuase that's what her mother did at her age). And when I say sleep, I don't just mean having sex, I mean sleep in the same room.

The guy is 25.

 

[philmin9]

I think this song pretty much sums up what you should do when this kinda situation shows up.

 

[mikeysab]

Well we have two kids and she doesn't want anymore, so I wear the rubbers. She wanted me to get clipped but I wouldn't go for it.

 

[the_bird]

I feel for you:
a) Pack of trojans lasts a year
b) Married and still needing rubbers

I have a friend whose wife will only sleep with him when she's in her most fertile phase (she's crazy and wants kids NOW becuase that's what her mother did at her age). And when I say sleep, I don't just mean having sex, I mean sleep in the same room.

The guy is 25.

Friend of mine got married to the woman he lost his virginity to, in his early 20s. I actually haven't talked to him in a while, but the last time he did, his two sons were both pretty young, oldest might have been three.

Andm he and his wife had had sex twice in the preceding four years; he was two-for-two (swimmers must have been pent up and hit her uterus at Mach 3).

Poor dude. She's just a completely asexual person. Either that, or he's REALLY terrible in bed.

 

[JoshuaWhite5522]

I posted a simple question and this has become and awesome thread. I feel for all the guys that are getting some few and far between, I was there and it was when I was in college none the less! It definitely give me a little prespective, maybe I just need to start showering after I go to bed

 

[AwesomeSquad]

The way I do it there's a fair amount of blood anyway.

 

[bull]

thats what they made showers for ,you dont mess up the clean sheets .darn yyoung people ,lmao

 

[bull]

thats what a shoew is for ,for those times of the month ,so ya dont mess up the sheets ,oh the younger days .lol

 

[steinsato]

I might do it in the shower but not in the bed.

 

[djinn88]

Well we have two kids and she doesn't want anymore, so I wear the rubbers. She wanted me to get clipped but I wouldn't go for it.

Not my business, but I will proffer anyway... IUD. My GF got one recently, it's pretty much the best thing ever. Went from occasional sessions to nearly everyday sessions immediately.

As for the OP, just get it done. Put an old crappy shirt under the scene on the bed or hit the showers. It all feels the same no matter what time it is.

 

[mikeysab]

Back in the day, when we couldn't go more than a couple of days without doing it, I'd just throw a towel under her ass when the flood was flowing. Nowadays, the only time I have to worry about blood is if I cut my hand at work.

 

[IrregularPulse]

I have a friend whose wife will only sleep with him when she's in her most fertile phase (she's crazy and wants kids NOW becuase that's what her mother did at her age). And when I say sleep, I don't just mean having sex, I mean sleep in the same room.

The guy is 25.

Wow, yeah great idea, commit to this woman forever with children! Run now and save your' friends life!

The way I do it there's a fair amount of blood anyway.

:rockin:

Not my business, but I will proffer anyway... IUD. My GF got one recently, it's pretty much the best thing ever. Went from occasional sessions to nearly everyday sessions immediately.

Hell yes to IUDs. We had one between pregnancies and and plan on getting another once this baby is born. Fire at Will!!

 

[EoinMag]

Go for the non-hormone based IUD's though, women can get a bit crazy on those hormone containing ones.

Copper IUD over here, does the job, stops the swimmers in their tracks.

 

[IrregularPulse]

Go for the non-hormone based IUD's though, women can get a bit crazy on those hormone containing ones.

Copper IUD over here, does the job, stops the swimmers in their tracks.

She's just going to get the one she had last time. Worked really well and didn't seem to effect her.

 

[Jester369]

Whenever, wherever. Besides, a nice strong O really helps her with the cramps.

 

[Ceedubya]

Well we have two kids and she doesn't want anymore, so I wear the rubbers. She wanted me to get clipped but I wouldn't go for it.

Gettin clipped is no big deal, you don't even have to go the hospital anymore. They do it right in the office, so its cheap too (comparativly). And when the worry of getting pregnant is gone....... YEE HAW!

Whenever, wherever

Well who can blame you Jester!? buahahahahaha!!!

 

[passedpawn]

There're a couple places in Leviticus that prescribe ostracization for sleeping with a woman during her period. I think both parties get the hook. Old Testament is gonna getcha one way or another.

 

[jtkratzer]

There're a couple places in Leviticus that prescribe ostracization for sleeping with a woman during her period. I think both parties get the hook. Old Testament is gonna getcha one way or another.

Leviticus 19:27 - "Do not cut the hair at the sides of your head or clip off the edges of your beard."

There's a reason why it's called the "Old" Testament.

 

[mikeysab]

I don't know if it was the new testament, or some other book I read, but I could swear I remember reading "Thou must hit that wheneth given the opportunity, for thou shalt not be given the opportunity often whilst wed"

 

[lumpher]

let this thread die. this is a homebrew site, not a sex site