[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zV78IgXzB0[/ame]Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather.
What horrible, unseen force is it that causes the "getting ready for work time-warp?" I can be sitting there, putting on my shoes & socks and when I'm done, 10 minutes have gone by...
How the hell does that happen? It doesn't take 10 mins to put on shoes & socks.
I told my daughter last night when she let one rip, "Your 'excuse me' must be as loud as your fart."Sing like no one is listening.
Dance like no one is watching.
Fart like you aren't in fact standing in a crowded elevator.
Is this your pet dog, or are you in the Twilight Zone?Last night I noticed our Border Collie had 3 of her chew toys laid out in a triangle shape on the living room floor, this morning, I made my coffee in the Keurig, went to take a wizz, kinda forgot about the coffee for about 10 minutes, and when I remembered it, it was gone! The cup was not in the coffee machine, but sitting in the sink, empty. I did NOT remove the cup from the Keurig, or drink it. My wife and son say they didn't touch it.......I think my dog has opened some sort of portal to another dimension, and now I'm afraid to move the chew toys!
I could make a lot of money with this dog if there's something to this!!!!