Deep Drunken Thoughts

[runkelia]

Everyone I know on E Cigs is on those forever or they go back to smoking.
I did the patch for a month, then was confident to cut all ties.
Haven't had a cig in 7 years, 1 month, 7 days and counting...

 

[gometz]

Everyone I know on E Cigs is on those forever or they go back to smoking.
I did the patch for a month, then was confident to cut all ties.
Haven't had a cig in 7 years, 1 month, 7 days and counting...

I was afraid of that, which is why I limit myself and use non-nicotine liquids. Really it is to help me with the oral fixation and keep my hands busy.

 

[DrunkleJon]

While I am only buzzed, so I dunno if this can be considered a drunken thought, I am seriously wondering if it is really such a slow news day that they have to send people outside to film for the news to tell us that it is in fact cold as if we are unable to tell for ourselves. I swear all day I have been waiting for Ollie Williams from Family Guy to come on the air and say "ITS COLD!"

 

[DrunkleJon]

Just had another about the news. Was idly watching the news and they started reporting on binge drinking being an unspoken issue, especially between people and their doctors. They defined Binge drinking as consuming four or more drinks for women and five or more drinks for men within 2-3 hours, but then stated the commonly used "A drink is defined as five ounces of wine, 12 ounces of beer, or 1.5 ounces of 80-proof distilled spirits or liquor." Is it just me or is this an generalization that 12 oz of beer is at the common BMC ABV of somewhere around 4-5%. I guess they do not consider craft beer to be beer as you can find craft beers in the 3-14% range easily. I know they want to make things easily on your average Joe, but they specify the proof of liquor, why not the ABV of beer?

 

[Chadwick]

Just had another about the news. Was idly watching the news and they started reporting on binge drinking being an unspoken issue, especially between people and their doctors. They defined Binge drinking as consuming four or more drinks for women and five or more drinks for men within 2-3 hours, but then stated the commonly used "A drink is defined as five ounces of wine, 12 ounces of beer, or 1.5 ounces of 80-proof distilled spirits or liquor." Is it just me or is this an generalization that 12 oz of beer is at the common BMC ABV of somewhere around 4-5%. I guess they do not consider craft beer to be beer as you can find craft beers in the 3-14% range easily. I know they want to make things easily on your average Joe, but they specify the proof of liquor, why not the ABV of beer?

You make a good point and I'm sure you know the answer to that too. "Beer", as it is defined by 95%+ of all people, are beers made by InBev. Most usually always refering to the brands you find stocked in any quick-mart in the nation.

 

[monkeyman1000]

If olive oil is made from olives and peanut oil is made from peanuts, what is baby oil made of?

 

[BobbiLynn]

I always wondered what my head would look like shaved, I have crazy thick curly/wavy hair and I wonder if my bald head would be wavy or just normal. Feeling my head, it seems like it's lumpy.

 

[jeffjm]

If olive oil is made from olives and peanut oil is made from peanuts, what is baby oil made of?

In a similar vein...dog food is food for dogs, fish food is food for fish, etc. Therefore, that crap in the dairy section labeled "cheese food" must be what cheese eats. Scary.

The other crap in the dairy section labeled "processed cheese food" is even scarier...think of what the dog food looks like after the dog has eaten and processed it.

 

[Beernik]

While I am only buzzed, so I dunno if this can be considered a drunken thought, I am seriously wondering if it is really such a slow news day that they have to send people outside to film for the news to tell us that it is in fact cold as if we are unable to tell for ourselves. I swear all day I have been waiting for Ollie Williams from Family Guy to come on the air and say "ITS COLD!"

Eyewitness weather: Right now it is cold! And dark! Darkness will last until morning.

One of our local stations will send a reporter to a random freeway location to report on a traffic accident that happened somewhere else and has already been cleaned up.

 

[DrunkleJon]

Eyewitness weather: Right now it is cold! And dark! Darkness will last until morning.

One of our local stations will send a reporter to a random freeway location to report on a traffic accident that happened somewhere else and has already been cleaned up.

Don't forget the obligatory cup of ice that just 10 minutes ago used to be water or the frozen shirt or other "prop" to show that it is in fact, cold.

I am amused by the reports today that, since they reported people throwing boiling water in the air and it immediately becoming ice dust, people are scalding themselves trying it. Brilliant!

 

[Beernik]

We usually get the frozen shirt.

I accidentally did that with my McD's apron when I was 16. Left it in my car overnight after a 6 hour shift of washing dishes.

I just remembered another station used to have "the weather porch". They would do the whole weather report outside. I only tuned in when it was both windy and snowing like mad.

 

[DrunkleJon]

Not drunk, but its a deep thought I am thinking right now.

If you were to put double the amount of green food coloring in a stout that people put in BMC beers to dye them green. Would it stain the drinkers mouth green without their knowledge or would it make it more of a baby poo brownish green? Is it morally ethical to try out on a somewhat friend?

 

[hunter_le five]

Is it morally ethical to try out on a somewhat friend?

Not only is it ethical to do so, you are also morally obligated to conduct this noble experiment and report back with the results.

 

[Rockn_M]

Not only is it ethical to do so, you are also morally obligated to conduct this noble experiment and report back with the results.

No pictures, please.

 

[agrazela]

I always wondered what my head would look like shaved, I have crazy thick curly/wavy hair and I wonder if my bald head would be wavy or just normal. Feeling my head, it seems like it's lumpy.

It would look like Billy Klubb's shaved balls.

 

[vanishingpint]

Or his head .No tats though.

 

[m_c_zero]

Why do men have nipples?

 

[m_c_zero]

And furthermore, why is it possible that men are able to lactate?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Male_lactation

 

[agrazela]

That's just God savin' you a few bucks on your transgender surgery.

 

[gratus fermentatio]

Why doesn't the cow have it's own name? A cow is a female: cow moose, cow elk, etc...
A male is a bull: bull moose, bull elk, etc...
A juvenile is a calf: moose calf, elk calf, etc...
But when it comes to beef cattle, they're just called "cows," be they male, female or juvenile. The only exception would be the steer, who has a whole 'nother problem.
Regards, GF.

 

[DrunkleJon]

The only exception would be the steer, who has a whole 'nother problem.

They come from Texas?

 

[Hello]

I have no floccin' clue what happened here last night, but you kids are crazy cakes.

More coffee. Should probably do some work.

 

[PRE66_6TART]

If you were to put double the amount of green food coloring in a stout that people put in BMC beers to dye them green. Would it stain the drinkers mouth green without their knowledge or would it make it more of a baby poo brownish green? Is it morally ethical to try out on a somewhat friend?

If you use enough green food coloring it will appear black, and also turn your poop neon green. Don't ask me how I know this.

 

[Beernik]

My beer and my food were exactly the same price. I'm pretty sure I know what this says about me.

 

[Genuine]

I'm sitting here and thinking....If money doesn't grow on trees......why do banks have branches?

 

[Chadwick]

I'm sitting here and thinking....If money doesn't grow on trees......why do banks have branches?

Actually, money does grow on trees. You just don't have the right trees. Money trees cannot be owned by us regular folks. You have to be in the right family, the right click, know the right people. And when their money trees get too big, they explain it away with a concept known as inflation.

 

[gratus fermentatio]

Ever notice that good fish sauce smells just like sweaty pu$$y? Just sayin'.

 

[harleybug88]

 

[gratus fermentatio]

Why is it that all these made-up days like National Pancake Day, or International Bacon Day are never advertised or mentioned until the actual day? I mean, I could've planned something fun to do on such days. And why is there no "Solicit a Prostitute Day?" Or maybe "Send a Turd to Congress Day?" Oh wait, combine those 2 and that would be "Election Day."
Regards, GF.

 

[Beernik]

In this day and age, I should be able to specify at the time of hotel room reservation: no landline, no alarm clock. I don't want your junk cluttering up the nightstand.