Laughing_Gnome_Invisible
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A bar INSIDE a supermarket! Who woulda thunk it! I raise a brain to you and salute the wisdom of your glass sir! FINALLY! I can spend the time together with my wife without actually having to speak to her while she does her shopping thing, and I do my drinking thing!! We have never been this close-ish for years!!
Not to be picky, but I do take issue with your offerings. Absolutely everything on offer is over-hopped, over-hyped or over there in the aisles. However, drinking your over priced sludge has inspired me to start brewing again so that I can avoid having to drink the crap you serve. (Did I mention how glad I am that you serve it?)
While I appreciate the chance to taste the beer before I buy it, I don't appreciate the chance to pay for said sample.....I get it, it's the done thing...It still stinks though. Being a tightwad, I always ask the barman what the beer is supposed to taste like rather than buy a sample. I do this because I know he will simply look up the sales pitch and read it out to me.
Notes for beer salesmen:-
a) I will not buy a beer on the very first mention of spring and butterflies.
b) I expect to know simply by the name of the beer what style it is, don't make me ask if a "Hand Shandy" is actually a shandy, because I will be expecting a hand job, especially for the prices you charge.
c) Learn to read my mind. If I am drinking beer, my mouth won't neccessarily be saying what my brain is trying to make it say.
d) You now have a bar in Kroger's supermarket, now please have a word with Walgreens.....Oh yes, and CVS too, they will have a vacant space from stopping the sale of cigarettes.
Yours sincerely,
Anonymous, dickhead.
Not to be picky, but I do take issue with your offerings. Absolutely everything on offer is over-hopped, over-hyped or over there in the aisles. However, drinking your over priced sludge has inspired me to start brewing again so that I can avoid having to drink the crap you serve. (Did I mention how glad I am that you serve it?)
While I appreciate the chance to taste the beer before I buy it, I don't appreciate the chance to pay for said sample.....I get it, it's the done thing...It still stinks though. Being a tightwad, I always ask the barman what the beer is supposed to taste like rather than buy a sample. I do this because I know he will simply look up the sales pitch and read it out to me.
Notes for beer salesmen:-
a) I will not buy a beer on the very first mention of spring and butterflies.
b) I expect to know simply by the name of the beer what style it is, don't make me ask if a "Hand Shandy" is actually a shandy, because I will be expecting a hand job, especially for the prices you charge.
c) Learn to read my mind. If I am drinking beer, my mouth won't neccessarily be saying what my brain is trying to make it say.
d) You now have a bar in Kroger's supermarket, now please have a word with Walgreens.....Oh yes, and CVS too, they will have a vacant space from stopping the sale of cigarettes.
Yours sincerely,
Anonymous, dickhead.
