Dating a HOT embalmer.......

[brewmcq]

I don't blame you, but I stay intrigued.

:OT: seen the Hogfather?

Dark, irreverent, bizzarro, (but fairly clean) look at death, christmas and HOGS.

Greatest Christmas movie. Ever.

 

[aiptasia]

So cheezy, tap dat yet?

 

[jhoneycutt]

So cheezy, tap dat yet?

Wut about a pic?

 

[cheezydemon3]

Lol, no pics. Tapped it 50 or 60 times......Very good

Maybe a vague pic. I'll see what I can do.

 

[flipfloptan]

I agree with pictures. "Hot girlfriend" is very subjective.

 

[butterpants]

I agree with pictures. "Hot girlfriend" is very subjective.

See my post on page 1. I'm still subscribed and anxiously awaiting them as well.....

 

[cheezydemon3]

I am not a real picture taker.

"Lets take a pic!" sounds really, really ghey to me. Not my style. I will ask her tonight.

 

[butterpants]

I am not a real picture taker.

"Lets take a pic!" sounds really, really ghey to me. Not my style. I will ask her tonight.

Look up clandestine in the dictionary

 

[TxBrew]

I am not a real picture taker.

"Lets take a pic!" sounds really, really ghey to me. Not my style. I will ask her tonight.

You can take fake pics. I think we would all be OK with that.

 

[butterpants]

You can take fake pics. I think we would all be OK with that.

Yup, like toss a wig and some lipstick on a cantaloupe and give it a big hug. I'm open to new ideas....

 

[pumpkinman2012]

yup, like toss a wig and some lipstick on a cantaloupe and give it a big hug. I'm open to new ideas...

lmfao!!!!!!

 

[the_bird]

Can you ask your hottie g/f a question for me?

Can you really dip a cigarette in embalming fluid, let it dry, then smoke it and get ****ed up like you're on PCP? IS there PCP (or something chemically similar) in embalming fluid? It that what happened to Aaron Hernandez?

 

[cheezydemon3]

One thing I know for sure....NEVER use worcestershire sauce as embalming fluid.....link please?

 

[brewmcq]

Damn.. saw cheezy had posted in here again.. was hoping he was updating with pix for his Lifetime Membership.. ;-D

 

[butterpants]

Damn.. saw cheezy had posted in here again.. was hoping he was updating with pix for his Lifetime Membership.. ;-D

If he turns us down, I will post pix with my melon-based-lifeform girlfriend..... for the lifetime win

 

[DrunkleJon]

One thing I know for sure....NEVER use worcestershire sauce as embalming fluid.....link please?

Great reference. South Park, Pinkeye episode I do believe.

So, which one is she?

 

[TxBrew]

I was thinking, Morticia from the Adams family was hot. Does she look like that?

 

[brewmcq]

Carolyn Jones was quite possibly the hottest woman to walk the earth.

 

[cheezydemon3]

Lest I upset people again by posting without a pic..........OH WELL.

No, she is a blonde with pretty nice tatas.

I would have take morticia on a date in a heartbeat.....provided gomez stayed home.

 

[sweetcell]

No, she is a blonde with pretty nice tatas.

NEED A PIC

</lecherousness>

 

[SPR-GRN]

Lest I upset people again by posting without a pic..........OH WELL.

No, she is a blonde with pretty nice tatas.

I would have take morticia on a date in a heartbeat.....provided gomez stayed home.

**OBLIGATORY PICS OR GTFO**

seriously though, I don't really have an issue with the whole mortician thing.
1.) she can sew, so, that's pretty cool
2.) she probably doesn't get grossed out easily
3.) probably not squeamish around blood
4.) Somebody has to do that job
5.) medical professionals, EMT's and Police all deal with expired people too, and some times they are part of the reason for the expiration
6.) She's willing to touch your happy bits, so who cares
7.) Not as important as the previous comment, shes hot; that makes up for a lot; I used to date red heads

Also, pics or GTFO

 

[brewmcq]

medical professionals, EMT's and Police all deal with

Seriously.. thanks for the love!

 

[CBMbrewer]

Now that's what I call a cold fish.
At least you know the competition isn't hot.
She can really get some toxic stuff pumping through your veins.
She sounds drop dead gorgeous.
...all I can think of right now.

 

[brewmcq]

You're safe until she has you soak in an ice bath then "lay perfectly still and try to to breathe a lot"...

 

[SPR-GRN]

Seriously.. thanks for the love!

you got it man, there are plenty of other professions that come in contact with dead people, those three just seem to frequently do so; heck those kids in Stand By Me went on an adventure to find a dead body.. oh wait.. that was a work of fiction.. meh good enough, it's the internet.

also this reply allows me to again ask for pics.



so pics?

aaaaaaaaannnnnnddddddd rigamortis rigamortis rigamortis rigamortis rigamortis rigamortis rigamortis rigamortis rigamortis!!!

 

[Goofynewfie]

Yep, I come into contact with dead bodies every night.


Pics?

 

[TxBrew]

Where's she at Cheesy?

 

[jhoneycutt]

Where's she at Cheesy?

See that^ cheesy, that's the MMFIC getting in on the conversation. Better post a pic or else. Lol.

 

[Husher]

you think she reads this forum? highly unlikely

Not really the point. You post a pic on the net of a chick you just went out with and you end up being the creepy one!

Seriously, would not bother me a bit.

 

[butterpants]

Proudly boasting of the girl you're currently involved with and posting pix is pretty much the reason the internets were invented. That DoD story is just a ruse

 

[cheezydemon3]

Here you go! clandestine....

 

[Melana]

Nice! Shouldn't you be posting that somewhere else...

 

[cheezydemon3]

No actual nudity, and I figured it ought to be juicy after making you all wait, and her NOT being ok with face pics, this was the best I could do!

 

[brewmcq]

She was texting me at that moment.. just sayin.. ;-)

 

[Melana]

So I was teasing you just a little CD. Nice work!

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Here you go! clandestine....

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You are right! She is hot. You should help her cool down by removing those blankets. And take moar pics.

 

[MindenMan]

Did you hear about the gay mortician? He liked to go in back and suck down a couple of cold ones. I apologize, I couldn't resist.

MODS: Please don't ban me, I won't do it again

 

[sweetcell]

Nice work!

ha! i would have expected most ladies to object RE: privacy, posting a pic, etc.

 

[Melana]

ha! i would have expected most ladies to object RE: privacy, posting a pic, etc.

To clarify. Nice work landing a beautiful woman CD!

sweetcell - i hear you. really. There is NO WAY (unless another person that has seen her nekkid) to tell who exactly that woman is. If someone were to take a similar pic of me and post it here I say go for it. The pic itself is not that revealing.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

If someone were to take a similar pic of me and post it here I say go for it. The pic itself is not that revealing.

I'm free next wednesday.