Dating a HOT embalmer.......

[TheWitGuy]

Pics of said girlfriend.

 

[cheezydemon3]

Lol, not my GF yet.....

And I didn't post this to brag. If I was just dating a hot chick, this would have never been posted. It is the texts (Just got another) referencing "bodies".

It is almost as if Embalmers measure time in bodies.

"When are you done today?"

"3 Bodies to go"

 

[Melana]

How does one meet an Embalmer anyway?

 

[sweetcell]

Even the embalming part is kinda hot, but she texts me things like:

"Thanks! You are a sweetheart! Glad we met. I am headed to the funeral home. I have 3 bodies waiting on me"

And I gape for a moment of surreal disbelief.......

the fact that we're on page 4 and no one caught this has shaken my confidence in you lot.

 

[cheezydemon3]

the fact that we're on page 4 and no one caught this has shaken my confidence in you lot.

gape
/gāp/Verb
Stare with one's mouth open wide, typically in amazement or wonder.

Shake away, I might not have literally let my jaw swing all the way open, but I did stare with what was likely a blank stare for a full 5 seconds.

*sigh* so wtf?

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

the fact that we're on page 4 and no one caught this has shaken my confidence in you lot.

Mkay, bye then.

All you Rockville Double Maryland'ers can bugger off!

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

How does one meet an Embalmer anyway?

Anal meth abuse support group.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

This whole time I am thinking that there is absolutely nothing cheezy can do to gross her out. The possibilities are endless...

I'm a horrible person.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

This whole time I am thinking that there is absolutely nothing cheezy can do to gross her out. The possibilities are endless...

I'm a horrible person.

Toung in her ear might do the trick. Although she might notice the toung missing from the jar.

 

[Melana]

Is she into hot peppers and beer?

 

[Misplaced_Canuck]

*snicker*

MC

 

[cheezydemon3]

Is she into hot peppers and beer?

OK with a little heat, likes stella lol.

I got her to try a pumpkin beer and SA nutbrown Hazelnut and she loved them, so there is hope! Also she dug my spicy jambalaya, so there is hope there.

 

[butterpants]

ok ok i'll settle for a dead body, wearing a bikini holding a bud light lime

 

[LAHammer]

So we are already past the mortician part and back to the age old bikini, hot peppers and beer test?

 

[cheezydemon3]

ok ok i'll settle for a dead body, wearing a bikini holding a bud light lime

Ok, but first I'll need a pic of your butterpants, worn by a corpse, sipping a miller ultra.

 

[Misplaced_Canuck]

You know what I like to do sometimes when it's really late?

It's interesting because I briefly dated an E.R. doctor a couple of years ago. My main thing (and probably because I'm a homebrewer...) was: "Please get out of those scrubs before I see you and take a shower". She saw a fair amount of gross stuff on a regular basis.

MC

 

[VApatriot]

Well one thing's for sure, she's got great job security. Does that pay well? I mean it must right?

 

[CreamyGoodness]

Jokingly call her "Waldo Butters". If she knows the reference, marry her.

 

[cheezydemon3]

Not paying too well. She is getting another certification to make more.

 

[VApatriot]

Are you kidding me? Doesn't pay well? Let me think about this, dealing with corpses all day could involve a lot of really disgusting things, and you want me to do that for low pay? She's a better person than me, I couldn't do that job.

 

[Randy_Bugger]

It would be creepier, if she was one of those people who clean homes where dead bodies have been rotting for a while.

 

[huhwha]

I'm glad there are people like this to do this work. That said, a little too creepy for me, but I have death issues.

 

[cheezydemon3]

I wouldn't be able to do it. Maybe that is why it's a turn on.

 

[butterpants]

Ok, but first I'll need a pic of your butterpants, worn by a corpse, sipping a miller ultra.

i could prolly pull that off.....

 

[kaconga]

Jokingly call her "Waldo Butters". If she knows the reference, marry her.

+1

I think dating an embalmer would be better than lots of other professions. It's not like she can bring her work home with her

 

[beaksnbeer]

Just draw the line if she says you move to much during intercourse

 

[cheezydemon3]

Lol. Not a problem so far....

 

[Melana]

OK with a little heat, likes stella lol.

I got her to try a pumpkin beer and SA nutbrown Hazelnut and she loved them, so there is hope! Also she dug my spicy jambalaya, so there is hope there.

O-fest beers are usually good ones to break in the beer novices.

 

[Zuljin]

Only time you should ever have worries is IF she ever suggests a threesome with someone she works with.

But it's okay if the corpse is female, right?

Toung in her ear might do the trick. Although she might notice the toung missing from the jar.

That'll give him something to think about when the lights are out.

Just draw the line if she says you move to much during intercourse

Ha! Or her bed has drain holes.

O-fest beers are usually good ones to break in the beer novices.

And, uh, what kind of beers are those exactly?

 

[beaksnbeer]

Ha! Or her bed has drain holes.



Damn, beer all over the keyboard and a little out my nose