Dark Lord 2017

[kodt]

Alum can correct me but I believe OG Wooden Hell could be picked up over the course of a week and even reserved via email. How far we've fallen.

2007 was a draft only the day before Dark Lord Day

2009 bottle release was as you say. I was mixing the two up.

 

[jlwalker20]

We've got weather speculation. Let's start the rumor mill too

1) Everything is infected except for Vanilla. In an attempt to make a larger batch they added malort to the Vanilla to make the first ever Vanilla Malort Dark Lord
2) The metal bands will be scrapped this year in replace of Snoop Dogg, however Snoop isn't going to show up so we'll be left with his son shooting hoops for the entire event
3) Guest taps will be replaced with homebrews
4) Munster has legalized public bottle shares, however everyone will have to be dressed as Pennywise for it to be legal.

I'm 100% sure all of these are accurate too, my friend's cousin's brother-in law's gas station attendant had dinner at a Wendy's where Nick Floyd was last weekend.

Nick Floyd eats Wendy's? Or was he just hovering?

P.S. I heard they're not selling nillaz til group C this year, sorry group A tryhards~~~

 

[lb304854]

P.S. I heard they're not selling nillaz til group C this year, sorry group A tryhards~~~

I'll probably skip Bourban Vanilla for a better sounding new variant to trade for lambicwalez like I did last year. Thank you, French Vanilla Militia. *skypoint*

 

[BoatsAndHoes]

I'll probably skip Bourban Vanilla for a better sounding new variant to trade for lambicwalez like I did last year. Thank you, French Vanilla Militia. *skypoint*

Did anyone go for the cherry cocoa nib variant? I went basic and got bvdl

EDIT: That was the year before

 

[danidavid]

Nick Floyd eats Wendy's? Or was he just hovering?

P.S. I heard they're not selling nillaz til group C this year, sorry group A tryhards~~~

He was actually trying to get them to sell their chili recipe to him to do a "Wendy's Chili BA Dark Lord" but he later declined after it not being sweet enough.

He ended up working with Mcdonalds for a new limited edition Szechuan Sauce Dark Lord

 

[rmalinowski4]

Any news on what bands are playing?

 

[daniel1]

Any news on what bands are playing?

As far as I know, Amon Amarth and Goatwhore are confirmed. I also saw someone mention High On Fire and Powermad.

 

[danidavid]

Anybody on here got their tickets yet? I saw a few people starting to post pictures and hadn't heard anything on my end from Etix

 

[kodt]

Any news on what bands are playing?

Rumored lineup is:

• Amon Amarth
• High on Fire
• Goatwhore
• Powermad
• Black River

 

[RedCoffee]

Rumored lineup is:

• Goatwhore

Is this like a gyro-flavored variant or what?

 

[BoatsAndHoes]

Rumored lineup is:

• Amon Amarth
• High on Fire
• Goatwhore
• Powermad
• Black River

These sound made up enough to be real bands.

 

[evilc]

Amon Amarth is actually a fairly successful band. Solid music I just can't get into the singing. Get ready to listen to music about Valhalla.

 

[RedCoffee]

Get ready to listen to music about Valhalla.

 

[BoatsAndHoes]

Maybe it'll drown out homies talking about untappd badges.

 

[lb304854]

Amon Amarth is ****ing awesome. The rest I can do without. I never make it to the headlining bands anyways. 6 pm at DLD is the absolute latest I ever stay.

 

[evilc]

Amon Amarth is ****ing awesome. The rest I can do without. I never make it to the headlining bands anyways. 6 pm at DLD is the absolute latest I ever stay.

I wish he'd get away from the guttural cookie monster singing style and scream or yell like a real metalhead.

 

[JulianB1]

If anyone happens to have an extra +1 ticket, there's a chance I might be free that weekend. If I am, I'll totally make the drive up (and probably will even without a ticket).

 

[evilc]

If anyone happens to have an extra +1 ticket, there's a chance I might be free that weekend. If I am, I'll totally make the drive up (and probably will even without a ticket).

 

[TalkBeerJesus]

Amon Amarth is ****ing awesome. The rest I can do without. I never make it to the headlining bands anyways. 6 pm at DLD is the absolute latest I ever stay.

That's six hours longer than backfat .

 

[Nate41909]

If anyone happens to have an extra +1 ticket, there's a chance I might be free that weekend. If I am, I'll totally make the drive up (and probably will even without a ticket).

If so let's shotgun some trillium? Sound like a plan? Anybody?

 

[TalkBeerJesus]

If so let's shotgun some MANG-o-RITA? Sound like a plan? Anybody?

IN!

 

[danidavid]

If so let's shotgun some trillium? Sound like a plan? Anybody?

Anyone know if buttchugging is allowed at Dark Lord Day?

 

[BoatsAndHoes]

Anyone know if buttchugging is allowed at Dark Lord Day?

No.

Only malort tampons.

 

[rmalinowski4]

It has arrived.

 

[biglobo8971]

It has arrived.

 

[RedCoffee]

Oh good now I can be needlessly paranoid from now until the time mine come in the mail.

 

[stxSS07]

We out'chea.

 

[Nate41909]

We out'chea.

Edit: Oh wait totally wrong music for DLD. Sorry guys.

 

[RedCoffee]

Oh good now I can be needlessly paranoid from now until the time mine come in the mail.

Shucks mine came today so no paranoia for me.

My 2016 ticket was an E, though, so I can't take advantage of the thing where you average the old ticket with the new for a better group. My Dark Lord GPA would only get worse if I tried. Now I'm just stuck hoping that my 2016 tote is worth something good.

 

[stxSS07]

Edit: Oh wait totally wrong music for DLD. Sorry guys.

It's the right music for my DLD.

Cause we outchea.

 

[RedCoffee]

Dark Lord Weather-Watch T minus 3 weeks:

Accuweather:
High of 67
Low of 53
A couple of afternoon showers

 

[danidavid]

So we're 17 days out from Dark Lord Day and I'm starting to get together a list of bottles to take. Suggestions of things to switch out/or if I should add more bottles, would be greatly appreciated gang.

2017 Off Color Coffee Dino Smores
Hardywood Xmas Morning
Hardywood BA GBS
Funky Buddha Maple Bacon Coffee Porter
Prop 16
Mikerphone- Nature's Candy
Longboat- Bennie
Jester King- Nocturn Chrysalis
FFF- 2016 BA Behemoth
RR- Temptation
RR- Consecation
RR- Supplication
Upland- PawPaw

Probably bring some fresh Mikerphone and Pipeworks IPA's as well too to offset the darker stuff.

 

[AndresR]

So,....

Any of you ****nuts swinging by Flossmoor right before DL day?

Asking for a friend.

Yeeeeah.....a friend.

 

[danidavid]

So,....

Any of you ****nuts swinging by Flossmoor right before DL day?

Asking for a friend.

Yeeeeah.....a friend.

This ****nut will be there sometime Friday!

 

[vav1]

Anyone organizing a bus this year? I'd prefer to not drive down there

 

[TalkBeerJesus]

So we're 17 days out from Dark Lord Day and I'm starting to get together a list of bottles to take. Suggestions of things to switch out/or if I should add more bottles, would be greatly appreciated gang.

2017 Off Color Coffee Dino Smores
Hardywood Xmas Morning
Hardywood BA GBS
Funky Buddha Maple Bacon Coffee Porter
Prop 16
Mikerphone- Nature's Candy
Longboat- Bennie
Jester King- Nocturn Chrysalis
FFF- 2016 BA Behemoth
RR- Temptation
RR- Consecation
RR- Supplication
Upland- PawPaw

Probably bring some fresh Mikerphone and Pipeworks IPA's as well too to offset the darker stuff.

I noticed a serious lack of bourbon...

PS. Is anybody else day drunk in preparation for DLD?

 

[kodt]

Anyone organizing a bus this year? I'd prefer to not drive down there

I thought about calling https://www.thebarrelrun.com/ and getting a bus, but I figured it would be too expensive and never got around to it.

 

[danidavid]

I noticed a serious lack of bourbon...

PS. Is anybody else day drunk in preparation for DLD?

Allegedly I may be 3 or 4 transients deep.....

 

[RedCoffee]

So we're 17 days out from Dark Lord Day and I'm starting to get together a list of bottles to take. Suggestions of things to switch out/or if I should add more bottles, would be greatly appreciated gang.

2017 Off Color Coffee Dino Smores
Hardywood Xmas Morning
Hardywood BA GBS
Funky Buddha Maple Bacon Coffee Porter
Prop 16
Mikerphone- Nature's Candy
Longboat- Bennie
Jester King- Nocturn Chrysalis
FFF- 2016 BA Behemoth
RR- Temptation
RR- Consecation
RR- Supplication
Upland- PawPaw

Probably bring some fresh Mikerphone and Pipeworks IPA's as well too to offset the darker stuff.

Grab a brick of Busch Light and call it a day.

 

[ClCardinal84]

Dark Lord Weather-Watch T minus 3 weeks:

Accuweather:
High of 67
Low of 53
A couple of afternoon showers

Better than 40 and rainy like 2 years ago was.