Conversation at my mother's house...

[bernerbrau]

ok ok ok, im just going to go ahead and say sorry right now for that.

Eh, the tension has passed. Took a long freaking time, but it passed.

Also? The point about my original post is taken. Many times over. Seriously, my ass is sore and I want to go home.

 

[bull8042]

.....Seriously, my ass is sore and I want to go home.

So, you been drinking with shecky huh?
Someone should have warned you about that!

 

[dataz722]

So, you been drinking with shecky huh?

That could be the funniest comment yet on this!

 

[bernerbrau]

This really ought to be in an 18+ forum, in no small part due to my contributions... Then again, who's under 18 and homebrewing?

 

[bernerbrau]

So, you been drinking with shecky huh?

I knew something was amiss when he handed me that cloudy, bluish beer...

 

[bull8042]

I knew something was amiss when he handed me that cloudy, bluish beer...

Well, that and the fact he puts away the guitar and breaks out the banjo.

 

[dataz722]

How many times do we need to tell you that adding a urinal cake to your beer will not make it any better. You cant turn your "barleywine" back into a pale no matter what you do!

 

[bernerbrau]

You cant turn your "barleywine" back into a pale no matter what you do!

No, but I may just be able to pee in it and turn it into a Budweiser.

 

[shecky]

So, you been drinking with shecky huh?
Someone should have warned you about that!

That could be the funniest comment yet on this!

I knew something was amiss when he handed me that cloudy, bluish beer...

Well, that and the fact he puts away the guitar and breaks out the banjo.

So, I see that in breaking away to pick my daughter up at pre-school that this turned into a thread bashing me. That's fine. You will get your commupence.

I will strike when you least expect it. You are not on my level. You shall be smited.:rockin:

 

[bernerbrau]

You shall be smited.

I believe the correct term is "smoten".

 

[shecky]

I believe the correct term is "smoten".

Crap, you're correct.

How's this? I'll f*ck you all up. Better.

 

[dataz722]

I believe the correct term is "smoten".

Im going to go duck and hit. The universe must be getting torn to shreds, sheky was just corrected for a gramatical error.

 

[shecky]

Im going to go duck and hit. The universe must be getting torn to shreds, sheky was just corrected for a gramatical error.

I'm human. It won't happen again.























Today.

 

[bull8042]

I'm human. It won't happen again.























Today.

Human?!?!?! Well, my images of you have just been dashed on the rocks....
And had I known that you were off on such a noble quest, I would not have stooped to dragging your good name through the mud like that..... snicker, snicker....

 

[dataz722]

Human?!?!?! Well, my images of you have just been dashed on the rocks....
And had I known that you were off on such a noble quest, I would not have stooped to dragging your good name through the mud like that..... snicker, snicker....

Kiss ass, your just afraid to be smited!

 

[bull8042]

Hey, I am married! Anytime a little effort on my part can minimize the chances of a "smiting", I go with it!
My wife is Hispanic... She will smack your ass in the back of the head with a shoe in a minute! Just ask one of the kids.
The last thing I need is a Shecky on my ass too. I do have a max capacity rating on my ass!

 

[Revvy]

Dontja get it Bernerbits...you passed all are noob tests to be part of our "postwhore posse"...I think that happened the minute you played along with me about your mom...it proved you were pretty much a good Joe....that's probably why they've stuck around and jostled with you some more...

 

[bernerbrau]

Im going to go duck and hit. The universe must be getting torn to shreds, sheky was just corrected for a gramatical error.

It's not being a grammar nazi if you correct a grammatical mistake with a worse grammatical mistake.

 

[bernerbrau]

Dontja get it Bernie...you passed all are noob tests to be part of our "postwhore posse"...I think that happened the minute you played along with me about your mom...it proved you were pretty much a good Joe....that's probably why they've stuck around and jostled with you some more...

Hell I even got in someone's sig for it. That's among the highest honors on any board. Now if someone would only buy me a lifetime membership.

 

[bull8042]

Dontja get it Bernerbits...you passed all are noob tests to be part of our "postwhore posse"...I think that happened the minute you played along with me about your mom...it proved you were pretty much a good Joe....that's probably why they've stuck around and jostled with you some more...

I believe the truth in your post just came to light in the subsequent one...

It's not being a grammar nazi if you correct a grammatical mistake with a worse grammatical mistake.

OH $HIT! Dude, you are right on! Welcome to the postwhore posse! Not that I am one or anything..... Just sayin'...

 

[IrregularPulse]

creating new users and sigging them with comments about yourself doesn't count. i don't see that in a sig anywhere in this thread.

 

[shecky]

Hey, I am married! Anytime a little effort on my part can minimize the chances of a "smiting", I go with it!
My wife is Hispanic... She will smack your ass in the back of the head with a shoe in a minute! Just ask one of the kids.
The last thing I need is a Shecky on my ass too. I do have a max capacity rating on my ass!

Man, there is no wrath like that of a Hispanic woman scorned. I feel for you, so much so that I'll contain my wrath where you are concerned.

 

[bernerbrau]

creating new users and sigging them with comments about yourself doesn't count. i don't see that in a sig anywhere in this thread.

Right here dude.

 

[shecky]

Hell I even got in someone's sig for it. That's among the highest honors on any board. Now if someone would only buy me a lifetime membership.

Getting a bit greedy there, slappy. Skipped right on past premium membership with nary a sniff.

 

[bull8042]

Actually, more specifically here - https://www.homebrewtalk.com/1082277-post75.html

 

[bull8042]

Getting a bit greedy there, slappy. Skipped right on past premium membership with nary a sniff.

Yeah, I noticed that as well..... I would have gone for "Moderator" if it were me.....

 

[bull8042]

Man, there is no wrath like that of a Hispanic woman scorned. I feel for you, so much so that I'll contain my wrath where you are concerned.

And thank you so much for your sympathies and consideration.
Consider your ass kissed!

 

[bernerbrau]

I think that happened the minute you played along with me about your mom...

Dude, I want my mom to get married so she doesn't end up moving in with me!

 

[IrregularPulse]

Hell I even got in someone's sig for it. That's among the highest honors on any board. Now if someone would only buy me a lifetime membership.

my apologizes. I thought you meant the post you had quoted before saying it was sigged. That's why I didn't see it. Congratulations! You are more important that I now! And that's saying something! It's saying you are now the 2nd to Least important person on HBT

 

[ChshreCat]

Man, there is no wrath like that of a Hispanic woman scorned. I feel for you, so much so that I'll contain my wrath where you are concerned.

My wife is latina as well so I know ALL about that. I actually took a class at the community college about Latin American history and culture that helped me a lot in understanding her and why she reacts to some things in certain ways.