Conversation at my mother's house...

[bernerbrau]

Be happy nobody's crushing on your wife.

They'd better be.

I would actually take that one as an insult.

Yep!

 

[IrregularPulse]

It's entirely possible you're behind by a few pages.

No he just owns a dictionary!

 

[shecky]

They'd better be.

You really want to invite that?
You must have an industrial size can of worms with an equally large opener.

 

[bernerbrau]

This is what my Dad says:

I played for some kind of open forum music show for some radio station; vaguely remember it being in 1969 or 1970

 

[bernerbrau]

You really want to invite that?
You must have an industrial size can of worms with an equally large opener.

People don't find my wife attractive, then something is wrong. All I'm sayin'.

 

[shecky]

People don't find my wife attractive, then something is wrong. All I'm sayin'.

Oh, she's definitely attractive, as I said earlier.
But there are some dirty old men around here.


Me, I'm just old.

 

[bernerbrau]

But there are some dirty old men around here.

Lucky for me, dirty old men turn my wife off

 

[bull8042]

And this is Chuck Woolery on Love Connection. We'll be back in two, and two.

Wow, you are a man of many talents!

 

[shecky]

Wow, you are a man of many talents!

And I have fantastic hair.

 

[bernerbrau]

I think it's gone beyond crush. Just look at that cocky smirk! Better break out the fathers day cards BrownieBite

I woulda made it look better but the rate this thread moves, I didn't have much time.

Now this, this.... now I'm scared.

 

[bull8042]

Lucky for me, dirty old men turn my wife off

Well, if it makes you feel any better, I'd definitely do her! hehehe
And I'm not old..... just a little "older", thank you very much!

 

[shecky]

Well, if it makes you feel any better, I'd definitely do her! hehehe
And I'm not old..... just a little "older", thank you very much!

The picture of class, you are.
I'd make sweet, passionate love to her until she cried in sweet pain.

 

[Revvy]

This is what my Dad says:

Nah...this was the late 80's early 90's. The show was called Detroit Jazz Alive, hosted by a guy named Jim Gallert...And produced/directed by a tall punk a$$ed whelp with long hair...that actually in retrospect was probably what today we call a mullet.

 

[bernerbrau]

I'd made sweet, passionate love to her until she cried in sweet pain.

Oh, I've definitely done that.

 

[IrregularPulse]

They'd better be.
Yep!

Consider your wife crushed

 

[dataz722]

I think it's gone beyond crush. Just look at that cocky smirk! Better break out the fathers day cards BrownieBite

I woulda made it look better but the rate this thread moves, I didn't have much time.

I dont know whats better....

that you took the time to make that picture or that you are calling him browniebite

 

[bernerbrau]

Nah...this was the late 80's early 90's. The show was called Detroit Jazz Alive, hosted by a guy named Jim Gallert...And produced/directed by a tall punk a$$ed whelp with long hair...that actually in retrospect was probably what today we call a mullet.

Yeah, my dad was definitely in IL at that point. Close call though...

 

[shecky]

Oh, I've definitely done that.

Yeah, yeah, rub it in.

 

[IrregularPulse]

The picture of class, you are.
I'd make sweet, passionate love to her until she cried in sweet pain.

Oh, I've definitely done that.

Once you learn where it goes, the pain will stop. Turn the lights on till you get the hang of it.

Have any of you guys posted anywhere but this thread for the past ~3 hours?

 

[bernerbrau]

Have any of you guys posted anywhere but this thread for the past ~3 hours?

No. And my boss fired me half an hour ago. I've been posting from Starbucks.

 

[bull8042]

Once you learn where it goes, the pain will stop. Turn the lights on till you get the hang of it.

Have any of you guys posted anywhere but this thread for the past ~3 hours?

BWAAAHAAAHAAA! Yeah, the first time I "slipped", I got a shoe in the back of the head. I think I mentioned that before though.
Yeah, I have posted elsewhere. You just have to keep those other bothersome brewing posts short so you can get back here to the good stuff.

 

[IrregularPulse]

BWAAAHAAAHAAA! Yeah, the first time I "slipped", I got a shoe in the back of the head. I think I mentioned that before though.
Yeah, I have posted elsewhere. You just have to keep those other bothersome brewing posts short so you can get back here to the good stuff.

Yeah last time I "slipped" I got "Don't even think about it. I already told you NO!" haha

 

[shecky]

Have any of you guys posted anywhere but this thread for the past ~3 hours?

I fail to see the point here.
And you haven't exactly been an IrregularPoster.

(see what I did there.)

 

[bernerbrau]

Once you learn where it goes, the pain will stop.

She likes that too

Oh, I HOPE she never reads this thread....

 

[shecky]

She likes that too

Oh, I swear I hope she never reads this thread....

Looks like our boy is a bit of a freak.

 

[bull8042]

The picture of class, you are.
I'd make sweet, passionate love to her until she cried in sweet pain.

Why does that reply not surprise me? Considering it comes from "a brother from another mother"....
I am right there with you bro.... Well, until you exceed the 30 second mark. From there, you are on your own.

 

[bernerbrau]

Looks like our boy is a bit of a freak.

Let it never be said I claimed otherwise.

 

[shecky]

I found bernerbits' address. His wife will be getting a very long, interesting transcript in the mail.

 

[bull8042]

She likes that too

Oh, I HOPE she never reads this thread....

And here I will reiterate shecky's earlier reply "

Yeah, yeah, rub it in.

"

 

[dataz722]

hell ill learn all the crayola colors and let revvy bone my mom if it will get me a lil back door action with my wife from time to time