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[balrog]

Bees are ‘fish’ under Calif. Endangered Species Act – state court

I was gonna try to make a worst drought in 1200 yrs joke but don't have the heart.

 

[ehall]

https://nypost.com/2022/06/03/oral-...w&utm_medium=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPTwitter

 

[Homebrew Harry]

https://nypost.com/2022/06/03/oral-...w&utm_medium=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPTwitter

That bites

 

[Northern_Brewer]

Never mind Depp-Heard, this is the court case you should be watching :
https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/bride-to-be-23-stabbed-repeatedly-hen-do-inflatable-penis-costume/

 

[Northern_Brewer]

https://nypost.com/2022/06/03/oral-...w&utm_medium=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPTwitter

That's a scene in The World According to Garp, it's always put me off the idea.

 

[Homebrew Harry]

That's a scene in The World According to Garp, it's always put me off the idea.

It'll make you think, but somehow I always got past it

 

[Pkrd]

https://nypost.com/2022/06/03/oral-...w&utm_medium=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPTwitter

One of the victims can be seen lying on the ground with their pants around their ankles as officers tend to them.
Victim???

 

[balrog]

https://nypost.com/2022/06/03/oral-...w&utm_medium=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPTwitter

Just, no. When will idjits realize that when you operate a two ton steel and glass vehicle, you should JUST FARGING DRIVE???!!! Not read. Not put on makeup. Not futz with texting blueberry muffin recipes to your mom.

JUST

DRIVE!

Never mind Depp-Heard, this is the court case you should be watching :
https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/bride-to-be-23-stabbed-repeatedly-hen-do-inflatable-penis-costume/

What synapses must fire in the brain, no matter how addled with alcohol, to make it suddenly the choice of the moment to assault an inflatable penis?

 

[ehall]

Penis envy?!

 

[doug293cz]

That's a scene in The World According to Garp, it's always put me off the idea.

Yep, Garp immediately came to mind when I saw this headline.

Brew on

 

[Northern_Brewer]

The US is weird
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-61763333

 

[sweetcell]

The US is weird

can confirm.

 

[davidabcd]

Suing is a pastime. The money will never be paid out.

 

[balrog]

Money will be made by lawyers fighting whether money will be paid out. It is insane.

 

[jschein]

https://www.nj.com/news/2022/06/two-people-rescued-from-mm-mars-factory-chocolate-tank.html

 

[davidabcd]

All countries have instances of weirdness. Isolated situations like that one are frowned upon by the vast majority of Americans.

 

[sweetcell]

All countries have instances of weirdness. Isolated situations like that one are frowned upon by the vast majority of Americans.

can also confirm.

 

[Northern_Brewer]

https://attitude.co.uk/article/keny...sex-were-copying-demonic-male-tourists/16272/

 

[soccerdad]

Is there really a looming food shortage? Animal protein desperately needed in some places? Are the Cajuns still boilin' 'em?
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/cloned-crayfish-accidentally-created-aquarium-170008950.html

 

[balrog]

protein desperately needed in some places?

There will always be Soylent Green

 

[McMullan]

There will always be Soylent Green

That's certainly the most cost-effective solution. It probably gets a little more expensive for vegans, if they demand theirs gets processed into little vegetable shapes, though.

 

[Northern_Brewer]

Even drug dealers prefer memes over cash :

https://www.lincolnshirelive.co.uk/...man-arrested-eating-daughters-hamster-7254141

 

[soccerdad]

Yum.

 

[Sailingeric]

Hamsters are high in cholesterol, everyone knows that..that is why I stick to gerbils.

 

[soccerdad]

When I was in New Guinea in the late 80's, the local Peace Corps worker was promoting guinea pigs as a source of protein for rural folks who mostly ate sweet potatoes and taro with a few greens. It was fun to attend her demonstrations where she singed the hair off, gutted the animal and cooked it over a wood fire. Tasted like chicken

 

[Sailingeric]

When I was in New Guinea in the late 80's, the local Peace Corps worker was promoting guinea pigs as a source of protein for rural folks who mostly ate sweet potatoes and taro with a few greens. It was fun to attend her demonstrations where she singed the hair off, gutted the animal and cooked it over a wood fire. Tasted like chicken

 

[GrogNerd]

Topless breastfeeding mum in boxer shorts tackles bald eagle to save pet goose

 

[Kent88]

 

[bruce_the_loon]

Must have been these guys, nobody who paid for gas will dump it down a drain even if they are college students.

 

[Northern_Brewer]

British problems....
[hmmm - the actual headline is different to the one in the summary]

https://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/news/stoke-on-trent-news/i-cant-help-having-big-3362946

 

[Kent88]

 

[ehall]

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/20...ors-pet-rooster-death-act-self-defense-video/
I gotta admit, if my neighbor was beating my cock, I prob wouldn't stop them!

 

[day_trippr]

Ironically, if the rooster had been a human the perp would have never seen the inside of that jail...

 

[balrog]

Why have I not seen this?! Maybe it's my dementia.

Or that it was on F0xNooz

 

[doug293cz]

Why have I not seen this?! Maybe it's my dementia.

Or that it was on F0xNooz
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CBD gummies are being claimed as the cure for just about everything lately.

Brew on

 

[sweetcell]

CBD gummies are being claimed as the cure for just about everything lately.

Brew on

so, who is going to be the first to brew a CBD gummi-beer? you KNOW it's going to happen...

 

[balrog]

so, who is going to be the first to brew a CBD gummi-beer? you KNOW it's going to happen...

Bourbon barrel aged.
With vanilla beans.
And Cacao nibs
And cupcakes with Oreos
And dry hopped with New Zealand hops at 14oz per 5 gallons.

Oh, and jalepenos.
But just in the dry hop.

 

[Homebrew Harry]

Ironically, if the rooster had been a human the perp would have never seen the inside of that jail...

I wouldn't bet on that.

 

[day_trippr]

Really?
Ever hear of Florida's "Stand Your Ground" law?

 

[GrogNerd]

some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Häagen-Dazs ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons.

Bourbon barrel aged.
With vanilla beans.
And Cacao nibs
And cupcakes with Oreos
And dry hopped with New Zealand hops at 14oz per 5 gallons.

Oh, and jalepenos.
But just in the dry hop.