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[OG-wan Kenobi]

I almost died laughing when I came across this one ....................

Texas University Tells Students To Wear Masks During Masturbation


Texas University Tells Students To Wear Masks During Masturbation – NewsWars

 

[Cyclman]

Is that kind of like putting a bag on your partners head?

 

[GrogNerd]

Maybe "came across" is not the best description for that

 

[Dland]

Kinda beer related, if one calls this beer;

https://www.brewbound.com/news/oaks...does not meet,alerting consumers of the issue.

 

[balrog]

Kinda beer related, if one calls this beer;

https://www.brewbound.com/news/oaks...does not meet,alerting consumers of the issue.

Not really true beer, that. No drywall.

 

[jschein]

Not really true beer, that. No drywall.

FYI for the noobs, epic thread
https://www.homebrewtalk.com/threads/you-still-use-hops-in-your-beer.636342/

 

[Dland]

Still don't understand the drywall reference, beer wise, except I know some of us brew in drywall compound buckets (ok, but might as well be)....(not that there is anything wrong w that ;}. Admit I did not read all 17 pages of posts from link. Guess I'm a 2018 noob though, haha. But that's just 'cause I'm late to interweb, not homebrew.

Back to the story I linked, they give directions to dispose of it like it might be toxic waste,, OK I see the point there, considering the flavor. But normally, I'd say put in freezer for a bit and drink frosty cold.

 

[day_trippr]

You'd kinda have to read a chunk of the linked thread to get it.
But suffice to say, we had a merry prankster here for awhile who was way wilder that anyone here of late

As for "Theme Mango Cheesecake", that's an easy pass here, shrapnel bombs or not...

Cheers!

 

[Northern_Brewer]

Talking of shrapnel bombs, we don't often get entries from the NYT here :
https://www.nytimes.com/2021/02/07/us/baby-shower-cannon-explosion-Michigan.html

 

[Northern_Brewer]

Best of all, for fans of Colombian sport, it's Carlos Valderrama who is castrating oversexed hippos, but sadly it's not the goalkeeper.

https://nypost.com/2020/05/15/vets-are-castrating-pablo-escobars-oversexed-hippos/
But it seems that castrating them isn't a practical option, they're now looking for a quicker solution :
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-56011594

 

[NGD]

Best of all, for fans of Colombian sport, it's Carlos Valderrama who is castrating oversexed hippos, but sadly it's not the goalkeeper.

https://nypost.com/2020/05/15/vets-are-castrating-pablo-escobars-oversexed-hippos/
But it seems that castrating them isn't a practical option, they're now looking for a quicker solution :
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-56011594

I doubt I will see a better article than this in the next few days.

ADHD thought: Horny Hippos sounds like a great name for a band.

 

[Dland]

"Oldest brewery" found;

https://abcnews.go.com/Internationa...oldest-brewery-ancient-city/story?id=75875972

 

[NGD]

Alaska Woman Attacked By Bear Hiding In Outhouse Toilet

 

[Kent88]

NGD beat me to it

Alaska woman using outhouse attacked by bear, from below

 

[Kent88]

An Ohio bomb squad was called to disarm an adorable bag of kittens

Can anyone really disarm kittens, though?

 

[bracconiere]

An Ohio bomb squad was called to disarm an adorable bag of kittens

Can anyone really disarm kittens, though?

it's called spaying and neutering...so the damn things can't use other peoples yards as a toilet....

 

[Kent88]

it's called spaying and neutering...so the damn things can't use other peoples yards as a toilet....

I'm not sure that you actually know what spaying and neutering accomplishes. And that's enough about that topic. No need to follow up with any description of what the procedures involve.

Also, Bracc, haven't you said that the Marshals put you up in a place well away from the nearest town? Where are these animals coming from that you are so upset with them?

 

[bracconiere]

Also, Bracc, haven't you said that the Marshals put you up in a place well away from the nearest town? Where are these animals coming from that you are so upset with them?

shshh, it was my old place, and that's how i got in trouble...now i have an all gravel yard....


i guess the old lawn and wood chips, looked to much like a litter box....


(and i did call the cops on them, they told me to trap them and haul them to kitty jail)

 

[Kent88]

Arctic walrus takes a nap on an iceberg, wakes up in Ireland

 

[NGD]

Arctic walrus takes a nap on an iceberg, wakes up in Ireland

He’s just getting an early start on St. Patricks Day.

 

[NGD]

Homebrew out here destroying communities in Australia
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-05...ban-led-to-rise-in-dangerous-homebrew/8551676
Edit: I waited a month before double posting.

 

[bracconiere]

Homebrew out here destroying communities in Australia
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-05...ban-led-to-rise-in-dangerous-homebrew/8551676
Edit: I waited a month before double posting.

i couldn't finish reading.. it cracks me up hard people try to unfairly make money, like planned obscelence..."drugs are bad, so we need you to work more for them" (take all your money) not to mention be refered to as god from now on....they hate it but i got who/whatever designed the world on my side when it comes to my beer/cider/wine! sake is still a chalenge that escapes me though.....

edit: and being the gov'ment sucks at getting your money they like watching you get f'd by gangsters, so your supposed to be to scared to think for yourself....

 

[NGD]

Just havent found the right sake yet.

My favorite part was the warning of how strong the “homebrew” can be. 20% is some strong brew alright, lol.

 

[bracconiere]

Just havent found the right sake yet.

is that a crack about my sex life? lol

My favorite part was the warning of how strong the “homebrew” can be. 20% is some strong brew alright, lol.

i thought it said 75%? that be some straight up industrial! (and, lol, on drinking it like beer!)

 

[NGD]

There is a high incidence of alcohol-related injury for people presenting in the emergency department — on some days it can be as high as 75 per cent."

The health service tested some of the homebrew seized by police earlier this year and found the ethanol content to be as high as 20 per cent.

I’m just wondering what yeast they’re using to hit that number, lol.

 

[bracconiere]

I’m just wondering what yeast they’re using to hit that number, lol.

what are you looking to tackle the market?

 

[bracconiere]

https://patents.google.com/patent/EP0737253B1/en

 

[Snark_Wolf_Brewing]

Just some good ol' boys, never meaning no harm....

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-driver-smashes-through-traffic-arm-jumps-daytona-beach-drawbridge

 

[NGD]

Just some good ol' boys, never meaning no harm....

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-driver-smashes-through-traffic-arm-jumps-daytona-beach-drawbridge

Awesome! Wonder if they yelled “Yeeee-Haaaaw” as they hit the gap.

 

[Brew_Dude41]

Awesome! Wonder if they yelled “Yeeee-Haaaaw” as they hit the gap.

Even better if there was some po-dunk sherif with a Bassett hound in the passenger seat chasing them.

Has it been determined if it was Bo and Luke or their cousins?