I saw that story and was gonna put it up here, then thought better of it
I'm grateful for the othersYeah - thank God some of y'all have decency filters.
There is a big difference between fishing and catching.
Prostitutes ? Maybe the wind didn't move it after all.https://apnews.com/article/697cdd6e1664d42f10439d6c624fe7f7
The anglers are safe, but what about the prostitutes?
This line in the article:Decidedly NOT a best headline:
http://www.keweenawreport.com/featured/michigans-hops-farms-could-be-in-trouble/
And that's why there in trouble!This line in the article:
"hops are only harvested every 10 to 15 years"Really makes me think the authors don't know what they are talking about.
We could get some mileage out of this one.What's the date?
The 32nd of March?We could get some mileage out of this one.
So (tragic) Florida Man is back
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/christ...h-other/?ftag=CNM-00-10aab6a&linkId=160574582
Yeah. No cheatingAll well and good but... how many "turns" did they take?
In a statement, the school said faculty called poison control when they learned the children had been drinking margaritas, according to Fox 2 Detroit.
A case of really being 'in the sh*t'.
At least she tried herself, we had a school principal force one of his students to climb into a pit toilet to retrieve his phone, and then paid the child the equivalent of a couple of dollars.A case of really being 'in the sh*t'.
9th
I remember a class in journalism studying how to write compact, succinct headlines. And how not to. One that always stuck out in my memory was a story in a British journal about a man who had fallen into and was entombed in an outdoor pit toilet (we called them outhouses, growing up in the U.S. midwest) for quite some time before being rescued. The single column, three line headline read:
Not to argue with you Balrog but I find esp on the roads to be extremely helpful.
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