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[day_trippr]

At this point I'm rooting for the elephants

 

[Northern_Brewer]

But are they "delinquent"?
https://www.standard.co.uk/hp/front/delinquent-wallabies-take-over-town-6328018.html

 

[balrog]

Answer? "Nothing. That's what I need to know"

Question:

 

[Snark_Wolf_Brewing]

Answer? "Nothing. That's what I need to know"

Question:
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Everything we do know about troubled Hollywood celebs...we've learned against our will.

 

[GrogNerd]

yesterday, there were 9981 breweries in the US

today, there are 9995

tomorrow, celebrate >10,000 breweries in this Great Nation!

https://www.brewersassociation.org/directories/breweries

 

[GrogNerd]

Took an extra day, but we did it!

 

[balrog]

If the Tin Hat Brigades think 5G is
<select one>
[ evil | big government | succubus owned | alien built | makes poison ivy grow on the underside of your toilet seat ]

They must be bulk buying Depends over this news

 

[soccerdad]

Hmmmm. How exactly do you know about the underside of my toilet seat? Are you surveilling me?

 

[balrog]

Hmmmm. How exactly do you know about the underside of my toilet seat? Are you surveilling me?

You *did* get vaccinated, right?

 

[day_trippr]

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Hahaha! Speaking of "G"s, I was parked in a mall-ish lot this afternoon waiting out a drenching squall and noticed my phone had its "5G" notification active. Well, Skeptical Cat was skeptical as there's not much real "5G" out here in the boonies, so I pulled up my "Network Signal Info" app and sure enough it ID'd the tower as just "4G+", whatever that amounts to.

So, yeah, the phone could even have a "7G" display right now...

Cheers!

 

[grampamark]

So, apparently, BMC beer can serve a useful purpose

 

[Snark_Wolf_Brewing]

If the Tin Hat Brigades think 5G is
<select one>
[ evil | big government | succubus owned | alien built | makes poison ivy grow on the underside of your toilet seat ]

They must be bulk buying Depends over this news
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[Snark_Wolf_Brewing]

https://www.mlive.com/news/jackson/...Td0OBQwsjDjjomlMFJCgnDb5nDZtiXR7kar4Y8NknqNhs
Night of July 4th in my neighborhood. Two stoners got their backpack full of weed stolen at gunpoint in a drug deal gone bad.

 

[GrogNerd]

Sorry... "backpack full" is $400 worth?

What kind of sh!tty dirtweed they selling in Michigan?

 

[Snark_Wolf_Brewing]

Sorry... "backpack full" is $400 worth?

What kind of sh!tty dirtweed they selling in Michigan?

 

[pvpeacock]

https://babylonbee.com/news/strong-...ng-your-mouth-washed-out-with-soap-as-a-child

 

[soccerdad]

What about those of us weaned on light lager? I think I went straight from the breast to Utica Club Lager.

 

[GrogNerd]

 

[balrog]

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another example of prime humor there.

<rim shot>

 

[Snark_Wolf_Brewing]

The 11 foot 8+8 bridge strike again. No matter how much they try and idiot proof it, along comes a bigger idiot...

 

[bracconiere]

I think I went straight from the breast to Utica Club Lager.

that's why you're a good kid! i'm not sure what utica is, but i went from the tit, to kraft mac & cheese, then keseler whiskey! now i'm on a sustainable habit of homebrew beer.....

 

[balrog]

The 11 foot 8+8 bridge strike again. No matter how much they try and idiot proof it, along comes a bigger idiot...

Do they do that on purpose? Say it is an 11'-8" bridge but the signs in the video clearly show 12-4.

 

[soccerdad]

that's why you're a good kid! i'm not sure what utica is, but i went from the tit, to kraft mac & cheese, then keseler whiskey! now i'm on a sustainable habit of homebrew beer.....

Utica Club was a cheap central NY beer that was marketed in the norteast and featured TV commercials with talking beer mugs named Schultz and Dooley.

 

[bruce_the_loon]

Do they do that on purpose? Say it is an 11'-8" bridge but the signs in the video clearly show 12-4.

It was originally 11'-8" when the channel started and a few years later they raised the height by 8" to 12'-4". The channel now calls it 11'-8"+8" because it's cooler than just 12'-4"

 

[Snark_Wolf_Brewing]

Do they do that on purpose? Say it is an 11'-8" bridge but the signs in the video clearly show 12-4.

The city raised the bridge to 12 foot 4, right before the covid lockdowns started happening, but apparently in that length of time, better idiots were starting to spawn as well.

 

[balrog]

It's just like writing code; you'll never idiot proof a program, that way of thinking underestimates the idiots, and there are so many of them and only one of you.

 

[Snark_Wolf_Brewing]

The 1994 Michigan UFO Flap. I was a senior in high school in a little town called Hillman Michigan, and one of the guys in my class swore up and down that he and another kid saw a huge black triangle shaped UFO with red and yellow lights float across the unpaved county road they were driving on, less than 100 feet above their vehicle.

https://www.wane.com/news/ufo-repor...mGtpYw7fYVdqTMZi-QO9VKf3vi9qbz_CPwatJkUAT1FcA

 

[soccerdad]

https://deadspin.com/all-they-had-to-do-was-check-clevelandguardians-com-and-1847403859

 

[Snark_Wolf_Brewing]

https://deadspin.com/all-they-had-to-do-was-check-clevelandguardians-com-and-1847403859

Cleveland is now entering...The Derp Zone!

 

[day_trippr]

Cleveland Being Cleveland...