Best News Headlines

[smurfjuice]

That'll do.

 

[KayaBrew]

"They were in love" Classic.

 

[JonM]

Now those kids will probably be raised by the folks who thought it was a good idea to name their own kid "Monalisa."

 

[nmfree]

Cyclist Tried Poop Doping, and It May Have Worked

 

[nmfree]

The right round MIGHT not make through the right book.

But there is a LOT of velocity behind that bullet!

Keeping in mind that the .50AE is roughly half the power (1,449 ft·lb) of .500 magnum (2,868 ft·lb)...

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-FG9ZKerGM[/ame]

 

[CGVT]

Too bad they already reproduced

 

[day_trippr]

"Happiness Is A Warm Gun?"

Florida Man Accidentally Shoots Himself In Penis After Sitting On Gun

 

[smurfjuice]

How can you shoot your richard sitting on a gun ... wait, hair trigger...

 

[smurfjuice]

Feel the love ...

 

[day_trippr]

http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/17/health/contact-lens-uk-trnd/index.html

Seems unfathomable, but there it is...

 

[day_trippr]

WOMAN ARRESTED FOR EMASCULATING CHEATING HUSBAND WITH HER TEETH

From that picture, I'd expect no less

 

[afro_lou]

I mean, can he really be surprised? That almost seems a given, looking at her... you'd just have to kind of expect it, right?

 

[JonM]

Looks like the post-zombie Michael Jackson in the Thriller video.

 

[smurfjuice]

I guess she was a li'l miffed about something ...

 

[hagar]

At least she took the time to sharpen her teeth. Shows that she cared enough to do the job right the first time.

 

[Brewenstein]

http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2017/07/31/teen-gets-hammer-stuck-in-mouth/

 

[Murphys_Law]

WOMAN ARRESTED FOR EMASCULATING CHEATING HUSBAND WITH HER TEETH

From that picture, I'd expect no less

I stopped reading when I got to the part about the meth dealer!

 

[day_trippr]

So that's the part that got to you?

 

[nmfree]

PETA Applauds Robert Pattinson for Refusing to Masturbate a Dog on Set

 

[Homercidal]

PETA Applauds Robert Pattinson for Refusing to Masturbate a Dog on Set

Maybe he's not such a jerk after all?

 

[day_trippr]

OWEEEE!!!!

Seagull rips off man’s testicle as he sunbathes naked.

 

[gratus fermentatio]

Irony...

 

[Homercidal]

Irony...

Is that for real?

Paging Mike Hunt! Paging Mike Hunt!

 

[JonM]

He's out with Ben Dover, Oliver Klothesov, and Hugh Jass.

 

[gratus fermentatio]

Is that for real?

Paging Mike Hunt! Paging Mike Hunt!

It's real, but she wasn't arrested for meth; here's the story:
http://kron4.com/2014/11/03/woman-named-crystal-metheney-shoots-missile-into-occupied-car/

 

[nmfree]

Man accidentally shoots nail into heart, drives himself to hospital

 

[harleybug88]

Photobombing at its greatest.

 

[bleme]

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Where did she teach? School for the Blind?!!?!?

 

[Hanglow]

 

[Inkleg]

So should I put a warning on my "Your N Gonna Like This Ale" that I have on tap?