This isn't a news headline but it made me think of this thread, and it made the inner teenager boy in me laugh...
I was in my bedroom and had the TV on (but not really paying attention) and I heard a commercial for the USPS, "This is about mail and packages..." and I had to do a little Bevis and Butthead laugh!
Obviously this isn't going to top ^that^
And it's more sobering than "Best".
But this is a wicked example of low-level nitwits wreaking potential havoc on an epic scale...