Best News Headlines

[bleme]

Woman holds wedding and aunt’s funeral together to cut church costs

Because living in California is crazy expensive!

 

[catdaddy66]

Suddenly I feel better about my health status...

https://www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-us-canada-48278319

 

[Rodent]

Austrians told to stop French kissing COWS

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/90949...-bizarre-challenge-social-media-health-fears/

 

[OG-wan Kenobi]

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment...oto-of-herself-on-social-media-004044249.html


Ariana Grande facing a lawsuit for posting a photo of herself

 

[RPh_Guy]

China vows to crack down on funeral strippers

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...wn-rural-attract-mourners-death-a8220866.html

 

[Tobor_8thMan]

In Arizona, It's No Longer A Felony To Own Nunchucks

I hope we don't get a bunch of ninja attacks now...

Idiot neighbor walks around the neighborhood swinging nunchucks. So, I've given him the name "Numb Chuck" as I figured his whacked his privates a few times (believe me I've known this person for almost 20 years and I honestly believe he's capable of whacked himself more than once. This is the same guy who's crashed into his mailbox more than once.).

 

[Tobor_8thMan]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/com...aboard-private-jet/ar-AABkk5q?ocid=spartanntp


Reports: Coca-Cola heir arrested in Caribbean with $1.3M in cannabis, 5,000 plants aboard private jet


I guess he was flying high

5,000 plants on a plane seriously how does that even work and how does he need the money??? No way that's a personal stash …….

New meaning to the "mile high club"

 

[HoppyDaze]

He claims that the plants are hemp, for a CBD oil farm he has planned.
It does seem crazy to me that a guy worth $2.8B is going to risk everything by starting a business like that without government clearances first. Unless... it was because he had gotten that government clearance that they decided to raid his jet and shake him down for some more dough...

Rich, entitled, trust fund loser. These POS think they’re above the law because the number in their bank account. I hope he gets taught a lesson over there

 

[Hanglow]

 

[Tobor_8thMan]

Is that Ms. Pacman on the left?

 

[Pkrd]

I see clouds. I also see the same cloud three times.

 

[ThirstyPawsHB]

21st Century problems

https://www.sciencealert.com/cyberc...il&utm_term=0_fe5632fb09-6c0dbbdb32-365542517

 

[doug293cz]

Moderator warning: Discussion of religion is not allowed outside the "Debate" thread. Posts have been deleted for violating this rule. Don't do it anymore.

I originally left the original headline post (that didn't contain any commentary), but just as I feared, it triggered a slide into a discussion on religion. Thus the triggering post was also deleted.

doug293cz
HBT Moderator.

 

[catdaddy66]

https://www.kcci.com/article/nutrit...ter-for-breakfast-than-most-cereals/27613136#

 

[NGD]

You win again Florida
http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/toiletsnake-attacks-189536

 

[Novacor]

https://bloody-disgusting.com/movie/3564093/r-p-pet-sematary-star-leo-cat-passed-away/

Uh oh...

 

[balrog]

File under "Florida Man Finds New Way to Limit Midnight Snacking"

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/11-foot-gator-breaks-into-florida-home-by-crashing-through-window/

 

[BrewerBrad82]

https://gizmodo.com/man-suffers-9-day-erection-after-bruising-taint-in-mope-1835153121

 

[balrog]

https://gizmodo.com/man-suffers-9-day-erection-after-bruising-taint-in-mope-1835153121

Priceless: "Once at the ER, he was classified as having a Grade IV erection, the highest tally on the Erection Hardness Score, which is a real thing."

 

[catdaddy66]

https://news.google.com/articles/CB...WFjdC1wb2xpY2UuYW1w?hl=en-US&gl=US&ceid=US:en

What... The Actual... F***???

 

[day_trippr]

"Florida Man..." strikes again...

 

[OG-wan Kenobi]

YouTube star who tricked a homeless man into eating Oreos filled with toothpaste because it would 'clean his teeth' gets 15 months in prison


https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/worl...5-months-in-prison/ar-AAChPiw?ocid=spartanntp

 

[bleme]

YouTube star who tricked a homeless man into eating Oreos filled with toothpaste because it would 'clean his teeth' gets 15 months in prison


https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/worl...5-months-in-prison/ar-AAChPiw?ocid=spartanntp

Since the Spanish courts usually suspend prison time for first-time offenders, maybe they will charge him for this prank next so he get ACTUAL time:

RetSet filled sandwiches with cat feces and fed them to schoolchildren and elderly people in another sick prank, the court heard.

 

[catdaddy66]

"Florida Man..." strikes again...

If you say so...

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/int...-and-threatening-to-shoot-them-204714791.html

 

[BrewerBrad82]

Ummm

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/...VNvLFqV7ckFLkBpfO3pnKJDI_uto2q_B6kMDeSsrJP0kI

 

[day_trippr]

"We live in interesting times"

 

[Tobor_8thMan]

Who gives a s**t? She's a skank. What else has she fingered? Really, whom cares?

 

[Galek]

Who gives a s**t? She's a skank. What else has she fingered? Really, whom cares?

...Probably the artists without millions of followers whose work she is blatantly plagiarizing.

 

[OG-wan Kenobi]

Police: 911 caller complained Taco Bell was out of taco shells

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/0...l-was-out-of-taco-shells/1441559744211/?sl=19

 

[bleme]

...Probably the artists without millions of followers whose work she is blatantly plagiarizing.

Who nobody would know about, if it wasn't for the plagiarizing...