Best News Headlines

[Galek]

Who nobody would know about, if it wasn't for the plagiarizing...

Could you elaborate?

I read your statement as its OK if someone super famous passes off others work as their own creation as long as the original artist is unknown, but that cannot be what you mean.

 

[HoppyDaze]

back on track gents...

 

[doug293cz]

Police: 911 caller complained Taco Bell was out of taco shells

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/0...l-was-out-of-taco-shells/1441559744211/?sl=19

Brings back memories. Half a century ago, I worked at Mickey D's. We actually ran out of hamburger patties during the lunch rush one Monday. Set a shop record for Fillet of Fish sales that day. I don't think 911 existed back then - so no headlines.

Brew on

 

[catdaddy66]

Lol

https://www.therock.net.nz/home/fun...e-sued-for-blasting-iron-maiden-too-loud.html

 

[Tobor_8thMan]

Police: 911 caller complained Taco Bell was out of taco shells

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/0...l-was-out-of-taco-shells/1441559744211/?sl=19

When I was a teen the word "Mexican" meant Jack In The Box or Taco Bell. Those were the days...

 

[catdaddy66]

Almost a trifecta...

https://www.cbs17.com/news/check-th...ly-shoots-himself-in-the-testicles/2024843144

 

[day_trippr]

Didn't that ******* know weed is legal in Washington?

 

[catdaddy66]

Who don't love a banana and cookie??

https://news.google.com/articles/CA...vIaCCzDnxf4CMN2F8gU?hl=en-US&gl=US&ceid=US:en

 

[HoppyDaze]

Didn't that ******* know weed is legal in Washington?

Probably not for a convicted felon who's b-hole is so loose that bags of drugs seem to "drop" out of him regularly.

 

[Cyclman]

Yeah, the phrase “fell out” was what made that story worthy of this thread.

 

[OG-wan Kenobi]

A Wendy's Employee Has Been Fired For Taking A Bath In A Kitchen Sink And We Have Questions

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/wendys-employee-fired-taking-bath-151300937.html

 

[ThirstyPawsHB]

Not an artical of some Florida doofus...but ironic in it's own right.

https://www.sciencealert.com/the-st...il&utm_term=0_fe5632fb09-f6efc14171-365542517

 

[OG-wan Kenobi]

No way

Woman Arrested In Walmart For Trying On Tampons In the Feminine Care Aisle

http://now8news.com/woman-arrested-in-walmart-for-trying-on-tampons-in-the-feminine-care-aisle/

 

[LAHammer]

Arkansas gives Florida a break...

 

[doug293cz]

No way

Woman Arrested In Walmart For Trying On Tampons In the Feminine Care Aisle

http://now8news.com/woman-arrested-in-walmart-for-trying-on-tampons-in-the-feminine-care-aisle/

Looks like a reputable news source?? Other headlines from the site:

They need to up their game to compete with The Onion.

Brew on

 

[OG-wan Kenobi]

Looks like a reputable news source?? Other headlines from the site:

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They need to up their game to compete with The Onion.

Brew on

I got to find some girl scout cookies

 

[bleme]

Looks like a reputable news source?? Other headlines from the site:

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They need to up their game to compete with The Onion.

Brew on

And the Jews are feeding us our own children. Not anti-Semitic at all....
http://now8news.com/mcdonalds-contains-human-flesh/

 

[ThirstyPawsHB]

Some dude wants to open a brew pub and do axe throwing...so what could go wrong even without alcohol in the mix?

https://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2015/06/23/host-hurls-ax-hits-drummer-moos-pkg-erin.cnn

 

[day_trippr]

fwiw...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fake_news_websites#List

btw, a number of beer and axe throwing venues opened in the last year...

Cheers!

 

[ThirstyPawsHB]

fwiw...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fake_news_websites#List

btw, a number of beer and axe throwing venues opened in the last year...

Cheers!

Does seem to be a thing...maybe Viking meads will make their big come back also.

 

[GrogNerd]

Some dude wants to open a brew pub and do axe throwing...so what could go wrong even without alcohol in the mix?

https://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2015/06/23/host-hurls-ax-hits-drummer-moos-pkg-erin.cnn

not a brew pub, but they do have axe throwing. I did try the Grog (6/10), didn't try axe slinging

 

[GrogNerd]

Woman stopped for driving drunk on toy truck

the hell is going wrong in this country a person can't get 'faced and drive down the road in a toy truck without people getting all bent out-of-shape about it

fortunately, FREEDOM won the day; she won't be charged with Driving A TOY TRUCK Under the Influence

 

[day_trippr]

Is the Public Intoxication thing going away as well?

 

[catdaddy66]

https://news.google.com/articles/CB...G8tYXF1YXJpdW0uYW1w?hl=en-US&gl=US&ceid=US:en

 

[catdaddy66]

"You lucky bastard!"
- Monty Python

Comicbook.com: Monty Python Star Michael Palin Gets Knighted.
https://comicbook.com/movies/2019/06/15/monty-python-michael-palin-knighted-/

 

[day_trippr]

Cripes, there are blue lobsters, calico lobsters, even white lobsters caught and released here every year.
Then there are the monsters of the deep that nobody actually wants to eat that get turned loose as well...

Cheers!

 

[balrog]

With enough horse radish in your cocktail sauce, it's all seafood...

 

[OG-wan Kenobi]

Drunk woman drives Power Wheels toy truck down road, South Carolina police say

https://www.yahoo.com/news/drunk-woman-drives-power-wheels-132214996.html

I bet she was going to Florida

 

[catdaddy66]

https://www.foxnews.com/us/alabama-man-attack-squirrel-meth-aggressive

Uhhhhhh... Vertdeferk?

 

[Sailingeric]

https://www.jsonline.com/story/news...si-and-she-just-got-her-doctorate/1477709001/

she's Dr. Marijuana Pepsi to you