Best News Headlines

[homebrewer_99]

Were they in a bunch?

Nah, just by themself. No tartar sauce.

You mean like "grapes"?

 

[catdaddy66]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/jersey-apos-pooperintendent-apos-pleads-175750983.html

Pooperintendent... Lol!

 

[KCBrewer]

https://mynbc15.com/news/offbeat/bu...A6nwOE2FD6RhKzubQX3Ty8hXgeMomJbJUTihY-AeFwSLI

 

[bleme]

https://mynbc15.com/news/offbeat/bu...A6nwOE2FD6RhKzubQX3Ty8hXgeMomJbJUTihY-AeFwSLI

Darwin strikes again!

 

[homebrewer_99]

Darwin strikes again!

Darwin...is that the dog's name? LOL!

 

[GrogNerd]

down the street from us, last month

Skeletal remains found in Sterling identified as possible early to mid-20th century human skull

sheriff's deputy found a skull in the woods off a hiking trail in a local park, so they blocked off the area to investigate

one of the local politicians tweeted it was a Halloween prank plastic skull.

but then they called in the Medical Examiner (Commonwealth... our county doesn't have an ME) and sent it to the lab for further testing. something you don't think they would do if it was determined to be plastic.

 

[bleme]

down the street from us, last month

Skeletal remains found in Sterling identified as possible early to mid-20th century human skull

sheriff's deputy found a skull in the woods off a hiking trail in a local park, so they blocked off the area to investigate

one of the local politicians tweeted it was a Halloween prank plastic skull.

but then they called in the Medical Examiner (Commonwealth... our county doesn't have an ME) and sent it to the lab for further testing. something you don't think they would do if it was determined to be plastic.

I hope you covered your tracks...

 

[GrogNerd]

I hope you covered your tracks...

they'll never suspect me

 

[catdaddy66]

https://www.yahoo.com/gma/rabid-rac...rabapples-172003518--abc-news-topstories.html

Lol! Homebrew...

 

[OG-wan Kenobi]

https://www.yahoo.com/gma/rabid-rac...rabapples-172003518--abc-news-topstories.html

Lol! Homebrew...

At least we know they aren't driving

 

[catdaddy66]

Wow... Peak 'Florida'!

http://amp.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article221942870.html

 

[KCBrewer]

That's one helluva hangover.

Man detoxing cuts off own genitals

 

[catdaddy66]

That's one helluva hangover.

Man detoxing cuts off own genitals

At least he didn't do what this woman did with her husband!

https://www.foxnews.com/world/moroc...ins-and-serving-with-rice-prosecutors-say.amp

 

[catdaddy66]

I would hire her...

https://www.newsweek.com/wedding-he...ed-tree-threatened-police-taken-1232587?amp=1

 

[day_trippr]

That's one way to make a generic wedding entertaining for the guests

 

[day_trippr]

Once again, "best" is subjective. Here we have a typical bunch of morons exposing the gender of their zygote and burning the countryside down in the offing...

https://www.cnn.com/2018/11/27/us/arizona-gender-reveal-party-sawmill-wildfire-trnd/index.html

8 Million dollar fine. lmao!

 

[sweetcell]

Kevin Owens Challenges Elton John to WrestleMania Match After Cancelled Show

 

[Andrew Hodgson]

Please no... DC clerk stalls marriage over 'foreign' New Mexico ID card

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/dc...eign-new-mexico-id-card/ar-BBQj5os?ocid=ientp

 

[catdaddy66]

Please no... DC clerk stalls marriage over 'foreign' New Mexico ID card

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/dc...eign-new-mexico-id-card/ar-BBQj5os?ocid=ientp

Mind boggling that the supervisor didn't know either.

 

[ancientmariner52]

Please no... DC clerk stalls marriage over 'foreign' New Mexico ID card

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/dc...eign-new-mexico-id-card/ar-BBQj5os?ocid=ientp

No suprise, really. Anything west of Richmond or Worcester is mythical to a lot of east coast folks. Did you read the last line? "New Mexico was became a U.S. state in 1912." They done good in grammar class, too.

 

[nmfree]

 

[MaxStout]

A 300-pound woman pleaded guilty to crushing her 120-pound boyfriend to death with her own body weight

 

[catdaddy66]

https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5c0aad2de4b0ab8cf69306c3/amp?ncid=NEWSSTAND0001

 

[day_trippr]

"aggressive end-stage heart failure" is never good

 

[GnenieGone]

Why can't I cough up a 100% replication of this.....

 

[Rodent]

Here’s why a Vermont man put up a giant, illuminated middle finger sculpture on his front lawn

https://www.boston.com/news/local-news/2018/12/10/middle-finger-sculpture-westford-vermont

 

[nmfree]

Florida woman arrested after swinging bag filled with Chihuahuas at bar, police say

 

[soccerdad]

https://news.yahoo.com/motorists-nab-cash-spilled-armored-truck-causing-crashes-164031882.html

 

[HoppyDaze]

 

[day_trippr]

Montanan Shoots At Guy He Thinks Is Bigfoot

The alleged shooter supposedly told his victim, “If I see something that looks like Bigfoot, I just shoot at it.”

 

[catdaddy66]

If I could reach...

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/dunking-autofellating-otter-oregon-zoo-224100392.html

 

[Novacor]

Montanan Shoots At Guy He Thinks Is Bigfoot

The alleged shooter supposedly told his victim, “If I see something that looks like Bigfoot, I just shoot at it.”

Who doesn't?

 

[bleme]

https://io9.gizmodo.com/5882671/in-...l-requiring-psychologists-to-dress-as-wizards

 

[catdaddy66]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/family-find-fox-asleep-top-microwave-crept-london-home-161636156.html

Re homed...

 

[HoppyDaze]

Who doesn't?

this

 

[catdaddy66]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/australian-man-screaming-spider-apos-124237194.html

And then they laughed and laughed... Well, except one guy.

 

[gratus fermentatio]

At least the kid was smart.

 

[catdaddy66]

For one(!) fish...

https://www.yahoo.com/news/man-purchases-3-1-million-151445954.html

For. One. FISH!

 

[bleme]

For one(!) fish...

https://www.yahoo.com/news/man-purchases-3-1-million-151445954.html

For. One. FISH!

$316/ounce! And I thought my local sushi was pricey...

 

[catdaddy66]

"Don't judge me..."

https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5c34ea73e4b0116c11f0f0fb/amp