Beer is like Sex . . .

[klyph]

You've got to handle it carefully, if you want good head.

 

[david_42]

Sometimes it's a dumper.

 

[DeathBrewer]

Sometimes you throw it in the dumpster after you're done with it.

 

[Baja_Brewer]

Sometimes you throw it in the dumpster after you're done with it.

And also in DB's case, its best if it is cold when you start...

 

[DeathBrewer]

"Locked in the" cellar temperature is good.

 

[jgln]

Enjoying it while it is too young is a crime

But if you have an old one it can taste nasty.

 

[jgln]

In that if I have either on my front porch my neighbors call the cops.

 

[BlackDogBrewing]

Not enough head can ruin the experience.

 

[klyph]

Too much head, and you'll overflow.

 

[BlackDogBrewing]

I had a lot more of both before I was married...

 

[captianoats]

they both can drain your wallet....... and be worth every penny

 

[mordantly]

better when wetter

 

[CoalCracker]

a good night of it can cause dizziness..

 

[Apollofrost]

you can set the timer for half an hour and get a boil over in three minutes.

 

[dutch-brew]

But i can't wait 6 weeks for one as i do the other.. though a pipeline benefits both..

 

[beergears]

Don't get your March pump mixed between the two hobbies

 

[dutch-brew]

I like to tap 'em both, especially one after the other

 

[Austinhomebrew]

The card game bridge is like sex...

If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

 

[twohands]

"Quantity has a quality all it's own."

 

[Apollofrost]

If a woman sees you with one in each hand you're sleeze.
If a man sees you with one in each hand you are god.

 

[EoinMag]

I always need to mop the floor and wipe down all the surfaces when I do it in the kitchen.....

 

[mordantly]

you can never have too much.

 

[Grizzlybrew]

... it gets more fun the more toys you get

 

[Grizzlybrew]

... it's good to video your process so you can improve or maybe just practice by yourself later

 

[Dalarast]

Beer is like sex in that you can always enjoy it by yourself; but people judge you if they walk in on you in the act.....

Beer is like sex that sometimes you go out and buy some cheap off the street and regret it later due to infection.....

Beer is like sex in that I spend alot of time on the internet looking up both!

 

[GrizlyGarou]

SWMBO won't give me more.

 

[mordantly]

Beer is like sex in that I spend alot of time on the internet looking up both!

whoa, tmi.

 

[dontman]

They both make watching sports tons more fun.

 

[Locorcr]

They both end to fast sometimes....

 

[JJDMusic]

After a bad one you wake up saying, What was I thinking!

 

[EvilTOJ]

It's easy to get in a bar.