Beer is like Sex . . .

[DeathBrewer]

that sounds like a personal problem?

Either that or I'm constantly getting date-raped :cross:

 

[mordantly]

ooooooh! date rape by a keezer, huh? thats awesome.

 

[DeathBrewer]

Damn keezer slipped me some weizenbock when I wasn't looking!

 

[Hellfish76]

Sometimes you just want a blonde...

 

[Fingers]

You start with a few bottles, and end up with a keg...

 

[rickyhoel]

When you are young, you are much more desperate to get whatever you can. When you get older, you stick with what you like.

Bad yeast can ruin a night.

 

[avibayer]

when its last call at the bar, you'll take what you can get

 

[Baja_Brewer]

Having a few rounds with an Ex is ill-advised

 

[Tripod]

...when your freinds find out you're doing it, they want to get involved.

 

[AnOldUR]

It's safer using a blow-off tube.

 

[klyph]

You've got to handle it carefully, if you want good head.

 

[david_42]

Sometimes it's a dumper.

 

[DeathBrewer]

Sometimes you throw it in the dumpster after you're done with it.

 

[Baja_Brewer]

Sometimes you throw it in the dumpster after you're done with it.

And also in DB's case, its best if it is cold when you start...

 

[DeathBrewer]

"Locked in the" cellar temperature is good.

 

[jgln]

Enjoying it while it is too young is a crime

But if you have an old one it can taste nasty.

 

[jgln]

In that if I have either on my front porch my neighbors call the cops.

 

[BlackDogBrewing]

Not enough head can ruin the experience.

 

[klyph]

Too much head, and you'll overflow.

 

[BlackDogBrewing]

I had a lot more of both before I was married...

 

[captianoats]

they both can drain your wallet....... and be worth every penny

 

[mordantly]

better when wetter

 

[CoalCracker]

a good night of it can cause dizziness..

 

[Apollofrost]

you can set the timer for half an hour and get a boil over in three minutes.

 

[dutch-brew]

But i can't wait 6 weeks for one as i do the other.. though a pipeline benefits both..

 

[beergears]

Don't get your March pump mixed between the two hobbies

 

[dutch-brew]

I like to tap 'em both, especially one after the other

 

[Austinhomebrew]

The card game bridge is like sex...

If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

 

[twohands]

"Quantity has a quality all it's own."

 

[Apollofrost]

If a woman sees you with one in each hand you're sleeze.
If a man sees you with one in each hand you are god.