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On page 12 of the other topic..... would you show me yours now?

I'm not familiar with the "other topic". I could search but I'm lazy. It would be much easier for you to post the pic here...you have to agree;)

I even have an aerial shot of my brewshop from aproximately 36 feet. I was fully clothed in that one though and actually not even in the shot. The other pics of my shed I have I am completely nude but again not in the shot.
 
Did we ever get a picture of this alleged shed? I'll show you mine if you show me yours....

Well,, hubby became coherent and wandered off... had to go look for him... I'll show you my shed when I'm done dealing with this...... I believe he's about 50 yards from the house, hard to tell in the dark..... damn... trying to remain sane....
 
Ummm... TOOOO LATE!!! LOL... Couldn't resist. :D

Just call out into the dark, the RedNeck mating call... You know "I am sooooooo drunk" :D

Dear lord, you don't even realize... can you believe the family trusts me as a caretaker... He's heard that enough times, doesn't answer to it. Found him, put him back to bed, can I get that nap now?
 
Perfect for the job, it sprung a leak but you better get it fixed fast because a fire truck is a perfect machine for fighting fires.
 
Perfect for the job, it sprung a leak but you better get it fixed fast because a fire truck is a perfect machine for fighting fires.

Did you find my Facebook page? That Facebook thing the kids nowadays like so much. I'll show my shed and me fighting the fires once I get a nap, rough night...
 
Screw firetrucks, I'll show you how it's done once I get my nap. Trust me, I know how to put out a fire and you don't need a firetruck.
 
Have you ever tried to burn 100 acres of planted pines and keep it under control? Takes more then a friggi'n fire truck.... Were you serious?
 
I've never seen anything like this, even in real life.


If you want I will explain about fire lines, and how you centralize, contain and neutralize fires. But not tonight, I'm sleepy. Don't need a fire truck, just a tractor and plow setting, gas can, um, some other stuff... stay tuned for more info.... This is real life.... preventing forest fires is the purpose of it....
 
BobbiLynn said:
If you want I will explain about fire lines, and how you centralize, contain and neutralize fires. But not tonight, I'm sleepy. Don't need a fire truck, just a tractor and plow setting, gas can, um, some other stuff... stay tuned for more info.... This is real life.... preventing forest fires is the purpose of it....

Oh the fire truck was just an example that popped into my head. Yes fires. Forest fires, i have seen a few in my time here in kelowna bc. Ya know one or two. Lol
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2003_Okanagan_Mountain_Park_Fire
 
Oh crap, looks like we're still here. Guess I'll have to get back to work after this. But first, me and the fires and my shed.... And forgive the topsy turvy tomato thing in my pic of the shed-- was a gift, I know a 5 gallon bucket would do the same thing, not something I wasted my money on.

Also sorry about the comment on firetrucks, but I did have to laugh when the fire department showed up during our last controlled burn, thinking they had the perfect machine but all they could do was stand back and observe, maybe take a couple notes....

meandfire2.jpg


menthefire.jpg


myshed.jpg
 
Does anyone else who reads BobbiLynn's threads feel like they're whitewater rafting on the stream of consciousness? I'm a little scared I'm going to fall in, and all this is going to make sense at some point. Hopefully, by the time that happens I'll be safely stowed away in the nuthouse.
 
Does anyone else who reads BobbiLynn's threads feel like they're whitewater rafting on the stream of consciousness? I'm a little scared I'm going to fall in, and all this is going to make sense at some point. Hopefully, by the time that happens I'll be safely stowed away in the nuthouse.

Nope, you're the only one... Don't worry about the white van parked outside your place, or the men that are fitting you for a jacket with very long sleeves. :D
 
All machines are destined for the scrap pile at some point. It's a fact of life.

The perfect machine I think would fail catastrophicly instead failing slowly over time.
 
I used to think I was the perfect drinking machine.

Usually sometime after midnight...

Did you start leaking? I think that is usually how you can tell, just from what I have gathered here....
 
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