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Working up a pump package for this farmer. He's got some vertical turbines already pumping a couple thousand GPM to his pivots at 100 PSI. Wanting to add some **** to it. Sizing a pump that'll draw manure from his **** lake at 250 GPM and inject it into the stream, so we need 110 PSI. Thems some fast poos.
 
are we still doing star nerds?

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Working up a pump package for this farmer. He's got some vertical turbines already pumping a couple thousand GPM to his pivots at 100 PSI. Wanting to add some **** to it. Sizing a pump that'll draw manure from his **** lake at 250 GPM and inject it into the stream, so we need 110 PSI. Thems some fast poos.

Our company makes (among a million other things) pontoon boats that sit in those **** lakes, and pump **** along lines to several large "**** sprinklers" in their fields... before, someone had to man each **** sprinkler and monitor pressure drops so the pumps don't run dry, now everything is wifi and tablet integrated so they can monitor the pumps and shut them off from their kitchen if need be.

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are we still doing star nerds?

Not funny because they said Solo. We know who he is, should've just said guitar. Joke fail.

Our company makes blaw blaw blaw

These sh!t lakes you guys make stuff for... you mean wastewater? We make gauges for some of those places. Might be a chance we've all dipped our toe in the same sh!t lake.

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Not funny because they said Solo. We know who he is, should've just said guitar. Joke fail.



These sh!t lakes you guys make stuff for... you mean wastewater? We make gauges for some of those places. Might be a chance we've all dipped our toe in the same sh!t lake.

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Even better... Cattle **** pond. All the **** is directed to this holding area (see: swamp) and mixes with the water.

The pontoon has a massive pump that churns/blends it and pumps it out to the 'sprinklers.'

Beautiful really. But, if they didn't do it, you wouldn't eat... so, good thing.
 
Not funny because they said Solo. We know who he is, should've just said guitar. Joke fail.



These sh!t lakes you guys make stuff for... you mean wastewater? We make gauges for some of those places. Might be a chance we've all dipped our toe in the same sh!t lake.

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Wastewater generally means more municipal side. These larger farms literally have lakes of manure sometimes.
 
Reading about dudes standing by **** sprinklers puts my job into perspective all the sudden.
Might flip roles here in a minute and spew a mile of bullshirt to a customer to make a problem his fault all the sudden.
 
My company has nothing to do with the sh!t storage or transportation industry, but We're heavily involved in the manufacture thereof.
 
Got a text from swmbo to come home from work early today. Hopefully it's nothing major.

Nooner?

Hey. You's guys need to stop throwing your money around all willy-nilly and just bounce on over to my neighborhood and pick up the house next to me for $25k. We can take down the fence, raze the shrubbery and combine the two yards. There will be so much room for activities. Crazy! You can even use my hot tub whenever you want and drink my beers.

Assuming it was fixed up, what could I rent it for in that area?

They should have been pissed at the old neighbors who accepted the low offer, not you.

I never said my neighbors were smart. Fun to hang around and drink beers in the hot tub, but smart is low on the list of qualities.
 
Reading about dudes standing by **** sprinklers puts my job into perspective all the sudden.
Might flip roles here in a minute and spew a mile of bullshirt to a customer to make a problem his fault all the sudden.


I don't think you'd qualify anyway.

You can type in passable English, so I assume you can speak it.
 
Assuming it was fixed up, what could I rent it for in that area?

Hmm.. not sure. Quick search for average rent in ~10 mile radius of Buffalo is around $900 for 2 bedroom apartment. This is 3 bedroom. I'd say that is pretty accurate, maybe a little more given the location. Quiet street but walking distance to main bus routes. Town park. Etc.
 
Oh, reading. I guess I could work as sh1tpump watch.

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All good dudez0r. We design and manufacture pressure/temperature transducers for anything from sh!tlakes to spacestations. Each drawing, a unique, beautiful butterfly full of dimensions, fancy hatching and hidden stick figures.
 
Mark, was "182" totally random or are you as big a dork as me, and referencing an obscure Timothy Hutton movie?

Not random.

Even better... Cattle **** pond. All the **** is directed to this holding area (see: swamp) and mixes with the water.

The pontoon has a massive pump that churns/blends it and pumps it out to the 'sprinklers.'

Beautiful really. But, if they didn't do it, you wouldn't eat... so, good thing.

I totally get that having had just a few cows and having to spread manure around to dry and then grind it up to spread on the pasture - it's really crappy work. Have they ever figured out any good use for pig manure yet? That stuff's toxic.

Water before dipping into another beer...
 

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