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Oops. Got drunk at the bar this afternoon and had to have the wife come and get me. Feeling kind of SADjockey about the whole thing now.


Way better than driving doe- I'm glad That you were clear headed enough to call your wife for a ride.
 
One more week to go in the 2nd annual Easter giveaway!

So this was so much fun last year I've decided it's time for v2.0...

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Just in time for spring and multi-hued, oval zygote pooping hares, it's time to guess how many jelly beans are in the Pilsner glass! Person closest to the total without going over will win a box of beers from my cellar, tailored to your personal tastes (within reason)

To enter - send me a PM with your guess (please put jelly bean in the subject in some manner so I can search for these later.) All entries must be received by 9am EDT on Friday, March 25th. In the event of multiple entries with the winning guess, first on to have sent wins.

Have fun and good luck!

regulars who haven't entered...
@drunklejon
@thatjonguy
@onetoeddogbrewery
@fuzzy2133
@brewinBromanite

29 entries so far so the odds are ever in your favor - so long as you choose wisely (and enter!)


I can't keep up with this thread. What did I miss?
 
Thanks one of you Philly guys! Can't remember if it was @beermeduffman or @mcbaumannerb This is good. View attachment ImageUploadedByHome Brew1458351924.502375.jpg

Wife: Hey, (random friend) wants to come see Kennedy because of her surgery this morning.
Me: No, I don't think it's a good idea.
Wife: Well, I don't want to be rude.
Me: ....
Wife: They're coming over in an hour and a half. I really wish the yard was mowed, so it'd look better when they get here.

I'll give you one guess how that scenario played out. And now, it's also somehow my fault she can't deal with stress without yelling and getting mad. Fantastic. At least I have beer.
 
Thanks one of you Philly guys! Can't remember if it was @beermeduffman or @mcbaumannerb This is good. View attachment 345390



Wife: Hey, (random friend) wants to come see Kennedy because of her surgery this morning.

Me: No, I don't think it's a good idea.

Wife: Well, I don't want to be rude.

Me: ....

Wife: They're coming over in an hour and a half. I really wish the yard was mowed, so it'd look better when they get here.



I'll give you one guess how that scenario played out. And now, it's also somehow my fault she can't deal with stress without yelling and getting mad. Fantastic. At least I have beer.


Assuming Kennedy is your daughter, hope she's doing well. That's scary. Also, I assume the story ended with your wife mowing the lawn, yes?
 
Assuming Kennedy is your daughter, hope she's doing well. That's scary. Also, I assume the story ended with your wife mowing the lawn, yes?


Thanks man.
Ha! I wish the story ended like that. Instead, I was out there till dark mowing our huge, still too wet to be mowing, yard.
 
Anybody remember sending this to me? @mhurst111 maybe? Just found it while repurposing a box, lol.

that wasn't me.

Thanks man.
Ha! I wish the story ended like that. Instead, I was out there till dark mowing our huge, still too wet to be mowing, yard.

so you cut the grass until dark, so that people who you didn't want to come over will be there after dark and won't be able to see it, but your wife knows it looks nice now?!?!
are you married to my wife? :D

thanks @beermeduffman
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that wasn't me.

Weird, thought for sure you were guilty

so you cut the grass until dark, so that people who you didn't want to come over will be there after dark and won't be able to see it, but your wife knows it looks nice now?!?!
are you married to a woman? :D

thanks @beermeduffman


FTFY
 
Welcome for the brews, gents. I'm off to sleep finally. Fell asleep on the couch after putting my daughter to sleep. Finally time the old.man get some rest
 
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