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[blizzard]

I would, but I get my revenge by hiding stick figures doing rude things in the drawings with his name on them. Some day, someone will zoom in to fix/change something and just have the most EPIC WTF moment.

I wish I would find stuff the like, but don't the drawings have your name on them also??

 

[TheCADJockey]

@CAD,

Only option is to one-up him. Just **** your pants next time he leans over and farts.

@jak

He's un-phased by random ****. Last time he leaned over to fart, I licked his eyeball. Completely. Un-phased. Still just stared me down as he released his death wind.

 

[iijakii]

Thanks for the well wishes all. Make sure to post up your coffee, bacon, and booze porn for me to live through y'all until I can have surgery to fix the hernia.

If you need someone to smoke your stogies for you just let me know.

 

[TheCADJockey]

I wish I would find stuff the like, but don't the drawings have your name on them also??

Sure, but nobody expects the quiet guy and I do the majority of the revisions. They won't be found until I'm long gone. Sorry. I can't stop looking at your googly eye.

 

[BeerMeDuffMan]

That, or he is continuously crapping, as any evil that enters his body is immediately discarded...through his butt...

oh **** you just made a fact!

 

[blizzard]

Sorry. I can't stop looking at your googly eye.

You gave it to me.

 

[iijakii]

The first time I worked on a project with this one professor I thought he kept crapping his pants, turned out it was just his breath.

Imagine a dead rhino whom died a week earlier, now imagine what his bowl contents would smell like, this is what his breath smells like.

Ugh gross.

I have a coworker that I'm fairly certain doesn't eat 'real' food. His breakfast is usually a little debbies pastry of some sort, and then he survives off of copenhagen, mt dew and chips. The only lunch I have seen him eat in a year apart from chips was gas station taquitos. He's one of those adult-children that refuse to eat veggies. His breath is ungodly. I'm not sure if his hygiene is bad or if it's mainly from the dip but holy hell.

 

[BeerMeDuffMan]

Man @BrewinHooligan I hope you feel better.

I nearly got out of travel to PA on the 14th...nearly.

Who doesn't want to visit Philly? Or is it the western part of the state?

 

[drainbamage]

egads. I've slacked off on my picked up responsibilities!
@hunter_la5 says @m00ps

qft

 

[BGBC]

I would, but I get my revenge by hiding stick figures doing rude things in the drawings with his name on them. Some day, someone will zoom in to fix/change something and just have the most EPIC WTF moment.

No wonder that rocket blew up...

 

[BeerMeDuffMan]

The King Cupcake: As a tribute to Elvis Presley, the cupcake features all of the flavors from the King’s renowned favorite sandwich: Chocolate Cupcake, Banana Custard Filling, Peanut Butter Frosting, Chocolate Drizzle, and yes – Candied Bacon!

I can't wait to go away in May :/

 

[TheCADJockey]

I have a coworker that I'm fairly certain doesn't eat 'real' food.

There are a few of those here. One of them has cheetos, banana chips and pop for breakfast. Every day. Dafuq?

 

[BeerMeDuffMan]

pop . Dafuq?

Wat?
[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vA5S6kI6PJk[/ame]

 

[Gavin C]

Maybe @Hello 's sig can lend a shrug

¯\_(&#12484_/¯

I always thought it was a dance not a shrug. Like at a rave, sort of dance.

Not worthy as a work-stopping QOTD, but what beers do I need to add to my to-brew list? I'm having a real hard time thinking of things to try. All that ever sounds good lately is DEM and Pils. Any good dry styles I havent been doing?

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[BrewinHooligan]

Rumor has it DEM is a health food.

You know, that one has been on my radar for a while but usually brew higher abv stuff. With the current health issues that should happen sooner than later. Anyone that cares to share a good DEM recipe please feel free to pm it to me

 

[TheCADJockey]

Wat?

Wot?

 

[iijakii]

You know, that one has been on my radar for a while but usually brew higher abv stuff. With the current health issues that should happen sooner than later. Anyone that cares to share a good DEM recipe please feel free to pm it to me

Im fond of mine, not sure how it compares to any others as I havent done a trade with Qhrumphfjuice or had any commercials.

Did:
70% MO
14% C60
9% Pale Chocolate
7% Biscuit

Fuggles and Wyeast 1318.

1.035 OG, 1.010 FG, 18 IBU or so.

 

[Psylocide]

You know, that one has been on my radar for a while but usually brew higher abv stuff. With the current health issues that should happen sooner than later. Anyone that cares to share a good DEM recipe please feel free to pm it to me

Q's gotchoo on this.

Sandy's mild breeze is the shiznit. I know from experience, ya heard?

 

[BGBC]

I always thought it was a dance not a shrug. Like at a rave, sort of dance.

No, you are wrong.

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Also, you are spelling saison wrong.

*75 times wrong

 

[Gavin C]

I forgot to tell you, you also won a free cat with that contest yesterday. You have your choice of Tabby or Siamese. If you don't have a preference, you can have both.
edit: they are shipped separately, FedEx flat rate.

I'll take both. Fedex flattened rate sounds ideal.

 

[Helly]

I had to tape the fan on a few weeks ago. Multiple people would lay a steamer and then turn the fan off . Do they just enjoy basking in their and other people' stench?

Animals

 

[BreezyBrew]

Kinda. The start is in an pld looking building. I didnt stick arlind because i wasnt waiting for thr next tour. Might go back thursday

Here now.

Hells yes. Like that place.

 

[Gavin C]

No, you are wrong.

Also, you are spelling saison wrong.

*75 times wrong

 

[Helly]

And the parade of beers continues. Helly's box awaits me when and if I get to leave. An exhaust fan shroud blew off earlier, and knocked a 5 inch hole in the roof membrane every five feet for about 100 yards. I get to babysit roofers until dark probably.

Don't worry. All that will be forgotten once you open the greatest box of beer in history (TM).

I just jinxed myself. Everything will be busted when you get there.

 

[iijakii]

Gav, I was a fan of Downton early on, having to force myself through this last season and also had to on most of the previous one as well. Show ran it's course, that's for sure. Only on ep3 or something of the final.

 

[BeerMeDuffMan]

@TheCADJockey can I borrow a crazy straw for these bad boys? I might just inject it directly into my veins rather then ingest or snort them.

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[iijakii]

uh oh just saw puppy grab a shoe, lol.

 

[1977Brewer]

Don't worry. All that will be forgotten once you open the greatest box of beer in history (TM).

I just jinxed myself. Everything will be busted when you get there.

Gauntlet is down everyone. Helly thinks he's better than all of you. Tune in at like 6:00 central to find out if he's right.

In other news, they've patched everything they can today. I get to leave at my scheduled time. Woop woop.

 

[iijakii]

Don't worry. All that will be forgotten once you open the greatest box of beer in history (TM).
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Nice, did you send him an entire box of DEM?

 

[BeerMeDuffMan]

Gauntlet is down everyone. Helly thinks he's better than all of you. Tune in at like 6:00 central to find out if he's right.

In other news, they've patched everything they can today. I get to leave at my scheduled time. Woop woop.

6 central...what would that be in eastern or specific time?