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nervously refreshing FedEx tracking. Every time ive had anything go wrong, it was in their damn Nashville distribution hub...those bastards must be drunk all the time
 
120+ lbs of beer and (I hope) not beer on the ground or on my porch.

Mother of God. The Trade Pictures and What Did You Get In The Mail today threads are going to collapse.

This thread is load bearing. It can hadle it.
 
nervously refreshing FedEx tracking. Every time ive had anything go wrong, it was in their damn Nashville distribution hub...those bastards must be drunk all the time

Since my driver is just signing for crap anyway, I think it'll get here with no issue.
 
I wait until it's out of fashion before I start doing it. You don't see me posting goats and tacos do you?

Maybe you need a googlyeye emoticon. Hmmm. :00:

Nah. The only two emoticons we need are :CAD: so I can tell when people are calling me other names (ie.. SADJockey/Gothjockey) and :science: so we can summon Gavin in times of actual need for sciencing.
 
Just bought myself a long weekend. Someone come pick me up. Drinking road trip!

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A thought occurred to me, and there's little I can do about it now, because winter's over.

I should take as many woodpile shots with my loot as possible.

But damnit, no. There's a pile of reclaimed fence wood. Maybe that will do. The wind did take out a couple of branches on the big oak in the back yard.

Quick pull of session Quad. (Picture of a shaker pint on a stump)

Dat 10.5% coffee doe. (Pint glass next to a pistol, on a log)

I could get real annoying really fast.

Had to switch to web view to like this post. It's my gift since I didn't enter the contest and therefore am not sending you beer.
 
Had to switch to web view to like this post. It's my gift since I didn't enter the contest and therefore am not sending you beer.


It's not too late.

We can swap homebrews or something. In like a month though. I think the box fort should be sufficient until then.
 
120+ lbs of beer and (I hope) not beer on the ground or on my porch.

Mother of God. The Trade Pictures and What Did You Get In The Mail today threads are going to collapse.

This thread is load bearing. It can hadle it.

Some stuff would be better refrigerated :whistle:
 
Just had the full-on TSA experience. Full pat down, go thru all my bags etc (left the beer in my desk at work).

I thought explaining oak spirals to the guy was going to be difficult, but turns out he makes his own wine. "Kinda like grill chips?" uh yea, that.

So, although I got felt up by an overweight middle aged dude and had my bags torn apart, I did get a killer recipe for a 16% sweet Riesling "mix up the concentrate and let it ferment". Next up on my to brew list.
 
Some stuff woukd be better refrigerated :whistle:

This is the straw that might break the camel's back on me getting my own fridge. I thought the constant stream of homebrew wold convince her, but she just designated a shelf in the kitchen fridge for me. Well, it being 2 months between batches, that shelf got taken back. I was trolling Craigslist last nigh and texting her links.

But of course you sent food. She'll probably enjoy that.
 
Hmm, just now thinking, what happened s when the delivery dude starts stacking boxes a few deep? My bet is not all boxes will be load bearing. You should take off a week or so, 77
 
Just had the full-on TSA experience. Full pat down, go thru all my bags etc (left the beer in my desk at work).

I thought explaining oak spirals to the guy was going to be difficult, but turns out he makes his own wine. "Kinda like grill chips?" uh yea, that.

So, although I got felt up by an overweight middle aged dude and had my bags torn apart, I did get a killer recipe for a 16% sweet Riesling "mix up the concentrate and let it ferment". Next up on my to brew list.

Last time wife and I flew we had a TSA agent think he saw a knife in her suitcase. Kept treating her like an idiot:
"That's a knife."
No, it isnt.
"Yes it is. Is there anything you want to tell us?"
That it's not a knoife.

Went on like that for awhile. He opens it up, what he saw was the clasp of her bra?? Then he goes on and tells her it doesnt look like she wears a C cup, why does she have that bra in her luggage.
 
Just had the full-on TSA experience. Full pat down, go thru all my bags etc (left the beer in my desk at work).

I thought explaining oak spirals to the guy was going to be difficult, but turns out he makes his own wine. "Kinda like grill chips?" uh yea, that.

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ftfy
 
Went on like that for awhile. He opens it up, what he saw was the clasp of her bra?? Then he goes on and tells her it doesnt look like she wears a C cup, why does she have that bra in her luggage.

Wow that's rude. Did you at least explain to him the C cup was yours? It's none of their business. I remember when we used to duct tape shampoo bottles of liquor to our leg to drink on the plane in high school, nobody cared. Times change I guess.
 
Hmm, just now thinking, what happened s when the delivery dude starts stacking boxes a few deep? My bet is not all boxes will be load bearing. You should take off a week or so, 77

Great, now I have the structural integrity of my beer fort to worry about. If it is there (lord let it be there), is it stacked in a manner that will prevent collapse.
 
Alright. Box dropped off for 1977 and tracking info send. Not the biggest box I've ever sent out, but I'm going with quality over quantity. But they are all fresh hoppy beers so you better not sit on them!!
 
A thought occurred to me, and there's little I can do about it now, because winter's over.

I should take as many woodpile shots with my loot as possible.

But damnit, no. There's a pile of reclaimed fence wood. Maybe that will do. The wind did take out a couple of branches on the big oak in the back yard.

Quick pull of session Quad. (Picture of a shaker pint on a stump)

Dat 10.5% coffee doe. (Pint glass next to a pistol, on a log)

I could get real annoying really fast.


Session Quad. LOL

I like this post very much.
 

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