A friendly place for friends who drink

[Psylocide]

Flocked if I know. I don't speak Pikey, least of all Brad Pitt's iteration of it.

Fooking Poikies!

 

[1977Brewer]

Just glad I got to witness the epic wordsmithery before the shutdown.

Here is a recent brew, Altbier renamed.

FTFY IPA
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Steak Toaster RIS is planned out. Going to the LHBS for crap after work. So stoked to try my new 18 minute mash no boil RIS. 35 dollars worth of ingredients be damned.

 

[TheMadKing]

Flocked if I know. I don't speak Pikey, least of all Brad Pitt's iteration of it.

You mean to tell me that's now how they really talk!?! You're killian' me

 

[BeerMeDuffMan]

So many great life lessons taught by Homer and family!

You don't win friends with salad!

Other favorites :
Lisa: I pick up books like you pick up beer.
Homer: Well then you have a serious reading problem.

Homer: I've always wondered if there is a God. And now I know. There is. And its me.

Homer: You cant keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once and then move on.

Homer: I don't know exactly where it went wrong, but I know I'm always the one at fault.

 

[TheCADJockey]

here is a recent brew, altbier renamed.

ftfy derpbiere

ftfy

 

[Gavin C]

Looks great Gavin, a little darker than your last one that I saw.

Also, do you have an Irish accent by chance? Please say yes...

Not sure, maybe a hair darker this time owing to a thicker, more correctly executed decoc... (let me just get my panties unbunched and grab my thesaurus).. brew-day.

Accent. Yep

 

[Ridire]

Not sure, maybe a hair darker this time owing to a thicker, more correctly executed decoc... (let me just get my panties unbunched and grab my thesaurus).. brew-day.

Accent. Yep

I think it's pronounced "wut".

 

[TheCADJockey]

Get to leave work in few mins. You may catch a few posts of the ridiculousness this weekend. You may not. If I don't survive, it was relatively nice knowing most of you and I cherish the special moments we've had. Good or bad. Be safe. Drink lots. Have fun.

- Peace dudes

 

[TheMadKing]

Not sure, maybe a hair darker this time owing to a thicker, more correctly executed decoc... (let me just get my panties unbunched and grab my thesaurus).. brew-day.

Accent. Yep

Haha aren't those grammar wedgies the worst?.. But I've read that D word so many times today is starting to lose its meaning. I may have to give it a new one... Again

 

[1977Brewer]

Other favorites :

Lisa: I pick up books like you pick up beer.

Homer: Well then you have a serious reading problem.



Homer: I've always wondered if there is a God. And now I know. There is. And its me.



Homer: You cant keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once and then move on.



Homer: I don't know exactly where it went wrong, but I know I'm always the one at fault.

I'm a "Everything Ralphie ever said" guy.

"My cat's breath smells like cat food"

"Me fail English? That's unpossible."

"He told me to burn things"

 

[Psylocide]

Get to leave work in few mins. You may catch a few posts of the ridiculousness this weekend. You may not. If I don't survive, it was relatively nice knowing most of you and I cherish the special moments we've had. Good or bad. Be safe. Drink lots. Have fun.

- Peace dudes

Quit going afk on the weekends. The only true way to have fun with your friends is by keeping your face buried in your phone all weekend.

Also, where's @WesleyS ? I haven't been degraded much at all in at least 3 days.

 

[1977Brewer]

Haha aren't those grammar wedgies the worst?.. But I've read that D word so many times today is starting to lose its meaning. I may have to give it a new one...Again

Hey Farva! What's the name of that restaurant you love with all the chit on the walls?

 

[ThirstyPawsHB]

I can be there in 2 hrs.

Do it...brats going on later. Family, babies, dogs, oldest graduated from welding school and got a job by his home in San Macros. My best flight to date...thanks to proper keg lines...lots to celebrate, all are welcome.

 

[Gavin C]

I'm a "Everything Ralphie ever said" guy.

"My cat's breath smells like cat food"

"Me fail English? That's unpossible."

"He told me to burn things"

Also to Ralph from Wiggum re his nose bleed.

It means your picking it too much or not enough. Love Wiggum.

 

[iijakii]

I think it's pronounced "wut".

Naw, the special kindsa rednecks throw an h on it.

 

[TheMadKing]

Hey Farva! What's the name of that restaurant you love with all the chit on the walls?

Shenanigans?

 

[TheCADJockey]

Quit going afk on the weekends. The only true way to have fun with your friends is by keeping your face buried in your phone all weekend.

Yeah, sorry. It would be much too hypocritical of me to stare at my phone after harassing my friends about doing just that. It is going to be a much more raucous weekend than normal. Even if I'm not posting, I'm usually watching. You guys are mean anyway, you can do without my uninteresting ranty spam for a couple days I'm sure.

 

[1977Brewer]

Shenanigans?

DECOCTION.

Boom toasted.

 

[TheMadKing]

DECOCTION.

Boom toasted.

Great now I want toast.. And a g*damn liter of cola

 

[mcbaumannerb]

I'm a "Everything Ralphie ever said" guy.

"My cat's breath smells like cat food"

"Me fail English? That's unpossible."

"He told me to burn things"

 

[DisturbdChemist]

Go off early and bottling a part of my bbl quad with sour cherries. ~2 years in the barrel. Nice and oaky.

 

[TheCADJockey]

cad wuz here​

 

[Gavin C]

........................Steak Toaster RIS ................doing my new 1.8 minute no mash, no boil.......... RIS........with corn. 35 dollars worth of ingredients be damned................................

FTFY.

How we laughed!

Get to leave work in few mins. You may catch a few posts of the ridiculousness this weekend. You may not. If I don't survive, it was relatively nice knowing most of you and I cherish the special moments we've had. Good or bad. Be safe. Drink lots. Have fun.

- Peace dudes

I look forward to seeing bright beer in dark places when all other lights go out.

Quit going afk on the weekends. The only true way to have fun with your friends is by keeping your face buried in your phone all weekend.

Also, where's @WesleyS ? I haven't been degraded much at all in at least 3 days.

Third trimester pal. Those catsuits, jodhpurs and 18"stilettos can be a bear to get into. Commiserations to you and your dom.

 

[Gavin C]

Do it...brats going on later. Family, babies, dogs, oldest graduated from welding school and got a job by his home in San Macros. My best flight to date...thanks to proper keg lines...lots to celebrate, all are welcome.

Where u at Piano?

 

[TheMadKing]

Where u at Piano?

San Macros? Wasn't he the guy who turned MS Excel into wine or something?

 

[m00ps]

Hey guys, just got done with an 11 minute brewday (including cleanup b%&^es). Im at a bit of a loss at what I should do with my time saved. I figure I could:

1) brew more beer

2) argue flippantly with a bunch of strangers over the internet for the rest of my day, probably taking up more time than I saved

3) mess around with a water heater

4) electrocute my neighbors dog

5) claim 1oz of hops per gallon is an extraordinary level of hopping

6) prove how extreme my brewing techniques are to you clueless bastards

7) work on methods to increase my phenomenal efficiency (you will bow before it)

8) toast me up a steak

9) find out where I lost my sense of humor at

10) finally fix that annoying issue with my period key sticking when I type


Im eager to hear your ideas but please note I am resolute in my opinions and will react negatively towards anything that differs from them. I guess in the end, it doesnt matter too much, as long as I get attention.

B.C.

 

[mhurst111]

Also, where's @WesleyS ? I haven't been DECOCTED much at all in at least 3 days.

FTFY

DECOCTION.

STEAK toasted.

FTFY

Hey guys, just got done with an 11 minute brewday (including cleanup b%&^es). Im at a bit of a loss at what I should do with my time saved. I figure I could:

1) brew more beer

2) argue flippantly with a bunch of strangers over the internet for the rest of my day, probably taking up more time than I saved

3) mess around with a water heater

4) electrocute my neighbors dog

5) claim 1oz of hops per gallon is an extraordinary level of hopping

6) prove how extreme my brewing techniques are to you clueless bastards

7) work on methods to increase my phenomenal efficiency (you will bow before it)

8) toast me up a steak

9) find out where I lost my sense of humor at

10) finally fix that annoying issue with my period key sticking when I type


Im eager to hear your ideas but please note I am resolute in my opinions and will react negatively towards anything that differs from them. I guess in the end, it doesnt matter too much, as long as I get attention.

B.C.

DECOCT something

 

[iijakii]

Hey guys, just got done with an 11 minute brewday (including cleanup b%&^es). Im at a bit of a loss at what I should do with my time saved. I figure I could:

1) brew more beer

2) argue flippantly with a bunch of strangers over the internet for the rest of my day, probably taking up more time than I saved

3) mess around with a water heater

4) electrocute my neighbors dog

5) claim 1oz of hops per gallon is an extraordinary level of hopping

6) prove how extreme my brewing techniques are to you clueless bastards

7) work on methods to increase my phenomenal efficiency (you will bow before it)

8) toast me up a steak

9) find out where I lost my sense of humor at

10) finally fix that annoying issue with my period key sticking when I type


Im eager to hear your ideas but please note I am resolute in my opinions and will react negatively towards anything that differs from them. I guess in the end, it doesnt matter too much, as long as I get attention.

B.C.

 

[BreezyBrew]

DECOCT something

While you inline mash it

 

[Gavin C]

Hey guys, just got done with an 11 minute brewday (including cleanup b%&^es). Im at a bit of a loss at what I should do with my time saved. I figure I could:

1) brew more beer

2) argue flippantly with a bunch of strangers over the internet for the rest of my day, probably taking up more time than I saved

3) mess around with a water heater

4) electrocute my neighbors dog

5) claim 1oz of hops per gallon is an extraordinary level of hopping

6) prove how extreme my brewing techniques are to you clueless bastards

7) work on methods to increase my phenomenal efficiency (you will bow before it)

8) toast me up a steak

9) find out where I lost my sense of humor at

10) finally fix that annoying issue with my period key sticking when I type


Im eager to hear your ideas but please note I am resolute in my opinions and will react negatively towards anything that differs from them. I guess in the end, it doesnt matter too much, as long as I get attention.

B.C.

I'm thinking you need more work delivering number 5 in a convincing manner. 1oz is hard to even fathom or visualize. How do you get in the kettle which I call my potato BTW?

I wish I could come up with new untried brewing methods too, failing that, just imaginatively rename something like a ramp mash that's been around for millennia. I'll call it.............Schroedinger's mash. The conversion is both complete and incomplete at the same time till you peel the potato, (lauter).