A friendly place for friends who drink

[finsfan]

I don't know what any of this means. Can I just have that queer purple t-shirt you posted a pic of the other day? I long to feel so fabulous.

This is my beer will yo, quit being greedy! Plus, that's what I'm being buried in. Suits are overrated. I'll be comfortable yet ready to party

 

[Qhrumphf]

As the nearest friendly friend, I can execute your estate. Send everything to me and I'll work it out.

I thought for a second you wanted to execute Fins. In which case, I'm all for it.

Or you're just gonna steal all his stuff. In which case I'm also all for it. As long as you share. Otherwise I'ma execute you both :-D

 

[Psylocide]

Hey! I won a giveaway on HBT!

 

[1977Brewer]

Of course. No one gives a damn about Clint. No one.

 

[finsfan]

Of course. No one gives a damn about Clint. No one.

Who?

 

[finsfan]

Alright, to keep all the whiners here happy, I will give up my beer and let you all fight over whatever CAD leaves, which sounds like all of it.

 

[mcbaumannerb]

Of course. No one gives a damn about Clint. No one.

 

[BGBC]

We're done with dags now? On to kittehs:
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[TheCADJockey]

This is my beer will yo, quit being greedy! Plus, that's what I'm being buried in. Suits are overrated. I'll be comfortable yet ready to party

Ya know what, maybe YOU are being greedy. I just want something to remember you by, is that too much to ask? Forget it. I don't even care. Won't. Even. Miss you..

Of course. No one gives a damn about Clint. No one.

Who? That's not a name Ryeesha has introduced us to yet.

 

[Psylocide]

of course. No one gives a damn about clint. No one.

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[Qhrumphf]

When I die, I want my body loaded into a human canon/slingshot/whatever, and fired full speed into a brick wall within sight of an elementary school. And then I want all my posessions dropped off of an overpass onto an interstate during rush hour.

 

[TheCADJockey]

When I die, I want my body loaded into a human canon/slingshot/whatever..

I'll draw up plans for this, maybe we can make it happen sooner than later.

 

[Qhrumphf]

We're done with dags now? On to kittehs:
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Kittehs I can do.

They're telling me they're hungry.

 

[1977Brewer]

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Date night.

 

[BeerMeDuffMan]

Who?

I think he means lolomt
We were just talking about him the other day

 

[TheCADJockey]

Welp... just figured out what I'm buying on the way home tonight. The cats could use a good torture session.

 

[BeerMeDuffMan]

When I die, I want my body loaded into a human canon/slingshot/whatever, and fired full speed into a brick wall within sight of an elementary school. And then I want all my posessions dropped off of an overpass onto an interstate during rush hour.

I want a Viking funeral. I told my wife I don't care how it gets done, just do it.

 

[iijakii]

Welp... just figured out what I'm buying on the way home tonight. The cats could use a good torture session.

Lol what is that?

 

[TheCADJockey]

I want a Viking funeral. I told my wife I don't care how it gets done, just do it.

Agreed. Told my wife the same, except she started crying because she didn't want me to die (wtf?). No faster way to get into Valhalla than to be set ablaze atop all my tubes of drawings, floating out over Lake Erie.

 

[mcbaumannerb]

Welp... just figured out what I'm buying on the way home tonight. The cats could use a good torture session.

Figure out a way to use a ballon to launch a cucumber and your cat will jump to the roof!

 

[TheCADJockey]

Lol what is that?

No way to be sure, but I think it's a faux leather chaise.

 

[BeerMeDuffMan]

Agreed. Told my wife the same, except she started crying because she didn't want me to die (wtf?). No faster way to get into Valhalla than to be set ablaze atop all my tubes of drawings, floating out over Lake Erie.

My wife gave me a high five and told me it was awesome. She wants her body donated to science, specifically to a forensics study group that studies decay of a corpse outside. She wants to be thrown somewhere and left to rot for other people to poke with sticks, really.

 

[Qhrumphf]

Agreed. Told my wife the same, except she started crying because she didn't want me to die (wtf?). No faster way to get into Valhalla than to be set ablaze atop all my tubes of drawings, floating out over Lake Erie.

If you want Valhalla, you have to die in battle. Them's the rules.

Perhaps @psylocide can beat you to death with your tubes. I understand he knows his way around a cardboard tube. That might count.

 

[TheCADJockey]

My wife gave me a high five and told me it was awesome. She wants her body donated to science, specifically to a forensics study group that studies decay of a corpse outside. She wants to be thrown somewhere and left to rot for other people to poke with sticks, really.

No. Funk that. That's how zombies are made.

 

[BeerMeDuffMan]

If you want Valhalla, you have to die in battle. Them's the rules.

Perhaps @psylocide can beat you to death with your tubes. I understand he knows his way around a cardboard tube. That might count.

If you were married, you would know every day is a battle

 

[Qhrumphf]

If you were married, you would know every day is a battle

We hit 5 years this past November. We haven't killed each other yet.

 

[TheCADJockey]

If you want Valhalla, you have to die in battle. Them's the rules.

Perhaps @psylocide can beat you to death with your tubes. I understand he knows his way around a cardboard tube. That might count.

Oh trust me. Once I know it's time to go, I'm going down in battle one way or another. It will involve a claymore and custom armor. Been planning that for a while

 

[1977Brewer]

I am to be cremated and thrown in a river. Any river. Make a trip of it if you wanna. Play Blitzkrieg Bop while you do it. Shotgun a beer if you wanna.

 

[BeerMeDuffMan]

We hit 5 years this past November. We haven't killed each other yet.

Just about the same here, October 10th, 2010. Give it another month, you will see what I mean

 

[BeerMeDuffMan]

Oh trust me. Once I know it's time to go, I'm going down in battle one way or another. It will involve a claymore and custom armor. Been planning that for a while

Claymore mine inside of the armor with you? Talking about nothing left but pink mist and some shredded metal, man.