So I know I'm completely the new kid in the neighborhood who thinks he can ball, but still has to try to prove himself on the street even after getting picked second to last (I hope I'm not picked last compared to one certain friendly friend), but I got an idea. I'll never be able to win the contests. But what if I just become the contest wildcard? Meaning, I enter a contest, and if I win, I get to pick who the contest winner is based on some other random criteria. Like, who had the funniest post of the day. Or who had the most melancholy post of the day (just kidding, we all know who would likely win that one). Etc.
For example, I thought, if I would've won the Buffalo contest, I would've picked DuffMan to receive the prize in my stead because he was the first one to quote/respond to me on this thread.