A friendly place for friends who drink

[Rhetorik]

Couple of weeks ago when I was playing, my partner got all liquored up and would do shot like leading with 2-3 cards...when they weren't sure winners. I wanted to beat him to a pulp.

We call making that kind of mistake (also such as playing a trump suit card when you should have played a different suit [ex: person lead spades, you have spades, but trump it with a heart], trumping your partner when already winning the hand, or picking up a card when you don't have any of the suit in your hand etc) reneging, and it is punished by a shot of hard liquor.

 

[BeerMeDuffMan]

$8746.85

Higher

 

[BeerMeDuffMan]

$17,001

Lower

 

[Psylocide]

Well, the vet induced vomiting which got some more tennis ball bits out. She thinks some made it to the intestine, so now we're waiting for an ultrasound.

grumble, grumble, grumble

My dog has a $500 limit on his head. If it costs more than $500 to fix the issue, he's going to have to work it out himself.

 

[Rhetorik]

$12,345

 

[Ridire]

Working from home, there is Sculpin in my fridge...and I'm drinking a Coke. Something is not quite right here...

 

[Ridire]

We call making that kind of mistake (also such as playing a trump suit card when you should have played a different suit [ex: person lead spades, you have spades, but trump it with a heart], trumping your partner when already winning the hand, or picking up a card when you don't have any of the suit in your hand etc) reneging, and it is punished by a shot of hard liquor.

Reneging is, to us, just not following suit when required to do so. It is punishable by 2 points...or 4 if the other team is going alone.

 

[thatjonguy]

lower

$14582.26

 

[Psylocide]

Working from home, there is Sculpin in my fridge...and I'm drinking a Coke. Something is not quite right here...

Yeah, really. I'm having a 10.5% imperial stout at my desk.


I sense a disturbance in the force.

 

[Rhetorik]

Reneging is, to us, just not following suit when required to do so. It is punishable by 2 points...or 4 if the other team is going alone.

We use it as a catch-all term for all ****-ups.

 

[TheCADJockey]

****ing can't just have a good day. No good deed goes unpunished. Friends ****ing girlfriend just text my wife and asked her if she was excited about the Wine & Chocolate event at the castle tomorrow. Ya know. Her birthday surprise.

 

[BeerMeDuffMan]

$12,345

A Canadian winner.
(never thought I would actually be saying those words)

And that's cost, before it gets to a distributor and marked up and before a contractor says it costs double that to the owner.

 

[iijakii]

What kind of work do you do, Psy? Jealous of the desk beer. I'll go home and have one at lunch today though. Every few weeks I bring in homebrew and my team samples it in the breakroom, but I think tischbier sind frowned upon.

 

[BeerMeDuffMan]

****ing can't just have a good day. No good deed goes unpunished. Friends ****ing girlfriend just text my wife and asked her if she was excited about the Wine & Chocolate event at the castle tomorrow. Ya know. Her birthday surprise.

When you see her tomorrow, tell her she is glowing and when she is expecting.
Boom. revenge

 

[Ridire]

****ing can't just have a good day. No good deed goes unpunished. Friends ****ing girlfriend just text my wife and asked her if she was excited about the Wine & Chocolate event at the castle tomorrow. Ya know. Her birthday surprise.

Why are people so damn dumb?

 

[Psylocide]

****ing can't just have a good day. No good deed goes unpunished. Friends ****ing girlfriend just text my wife and asked her if she was excited about the Wine & Chocolate event at the castle tomorrow. Ya know. Her birthday surprise.

Dude... she will totally understand and now will get super excited for it.

You might even get paid today for the Wines and Chocolates at teh Palace tomorrow.

It's all good buddy. Some dumb slore messed it up, not you.

 

[iijakii]

Why are people so damn dumb?

Cause they're stupid.

 

[Ridire]

What kind of work do you do, Psy? Jealous of the desk beer. I'll go home and have one at lunch today though. Every few weeks I bring in homebrew and my team samples it in the breakroom, but I think deskbier sind frowned upon.

I'm pretty sure he manually masturbates caged animals for artificial insemination.

 

[TobyG]

Nice try, but you're not fooling anyone. It says you're in Galvez, right under your picture.

I'll try to use that with my credit card company. "I couldn't have made those charges Rajesh. It clearly shows my location at the time on HBT."

 

[Ridire]

Cause they're stupid.

Yeah, that's probably why.

 

[fuzzy2133]

17 grand.

My dog has a $500 limit on his head. If it costs more than $500 to fix the issue, he's going to have to work it out himself.

Thats how you feel now, let us know in 3 years.

 

[BeerMeDuffMan]

What kind of work do you do, Psy? Jealous of the desk beer. I'll go home and have one at lunch today though. Every few weeks I bring in homebrew and my team samples it in the breakroom, but I think tischbier sind frowned upon.

Desk rum is a thing, too

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[hunter_le five]

I'm pretty sure he manually masturbates caged animals for artificial insemination.

In that case the animal probably needs a beer too. Unless Psy just happens to be their type.

 

[Psylocide]

What kind of work do you do, Psy? Jealous of the desk beer. I'll go home and have one at lunch today though. Every few weeks I bring in homebrew and my team samples it in the breakroom, but I think tischbier sind frowned upon.

I'm a buyer. I buy things, lucky enough to have my own huge office with a window.


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Also, this is coffee... And nothing more.



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[iijakii]

wanna buy some pumps?

 

[BeerMeDuffMan]

Dude... she will totally understand and now will get super excited for it.

You might even get paid today for the Wines and Chocolates at teh Palace tomorrow.

It's all good buddy. Some dumb slore messed it up, not you.

:edit: (renege)ftfy

Move along people, nothing to see here

 

[drainbamage]

****ing can't just have a good day. No good deed goes unpunished. Friends ****ing girlfriend just text my wife and asked her if she was excited about the Wine & Chocolate event at the castle tomorrow. Ya know. Her birthday surprise.

It wasn't something *you* did, so even if the surprise is shot, she has no reason to be mad at you. I'm sure it'll be fine.

 

[Ridire]

Little jerk decided I need help with work and just helped herself to the majority of my lap.

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[Psylocide]

ftfy

I thought I chose my words correctly... isn't that what we're all doing anyway?

Earning those wifebucks for a laycheck?

 

[drainbamage]

Little jerk decided I need help with work and just helped herself to the majority of my lap.

She's even got that look on her face like, "*Ahem* you're paying attention to something other than me..."