So my brother is a ******* idiot.
He's a lawyer (great start to the story, I know) and married with 3 kids - 4yo, 2yo, and 4 months old. I met with him for beers last week and he dropped the bomb on me that a woman he works with has been making advances on him and he's been reciprocating. They haven't done the two-headed-beast yet from what he says, but there's been some heavy petting. He knows it's wrong. I said in many unkind words how wrong, and that he needs to cut that **** out, man the **** up, and put an emphatic stop to it. He knows this. Things seem to have improved over the past 1.5 weeks, on the surface at least.
Cue last night when I get a text from him saying he might need to crash at my place a few nights. His wife (who had confronted him prior to our earlier meeting) has pretty much accused him of having an affair, which isn't too far off the mark at this point. He's fairly convinced that he'll be getting a divorce, which would be really ******* STUPID AND NOT SOMETHING YOU DO IN MY POLISH CATHOLIC FAMILY. I informed him that of course he can stay at my place if he needs to, but that A) I'll beat the **** out of him on the regular if he DOES stay here and not with his ******* family, and B) Leaving the house is pretty much the worst thing he could do in terms of having any prospect of redeeming himself with his wife. He has three young kids, and needs to nut up. Now, I also told him that it would be STUPID admit to his wife that he made out with this harlot, or Voldemort as we call her, and as much as I'm opposed to lying, this is one situation where I think that the best course of action would be to A) ACTUALLY PUT AN END TO THAT ****, and B) tell his wife that his family comes first, he knows where home is, and that he isn't interested in any of that strumpet's bull****.
Sorry. Had to vent. Can't talk to anyone around me about it for obvious reasons.