A day in the life of HBT

[ChandlerBang]

I'm making a chocolate raspberry avocado espresso banana stout, but my airlock is not bubbling. Should I be worried?

Did you add the milk yet? You should have already added the milk.

rdwhahb!

I throw up in my mouth a little every time I read this. Single most annoying thing on this forum. Ok second most annoying behind the (communist) 30 second rule.

How long should I boil honey for it to be safe? (that either makes me cringe, or I hear a million bees cry out in pain, then silence)

This.

 

[TCHDNSD]

You should just keg. Seriously.

 

[Golddiggie]

Does this look oxidized??

 

[tchamber]

Hey, did you guys know Obama's brewing beer

 

[Darwin18]

How do I make a starter?

 

[H-ost]

Ok I searched before asking but I only found opinions. So once and for all, which is better Glass Carboys, Ale Pails, or Better bottles?

 

[david_42]

Like the guys on the Sprinter forum who want a short answer to: which is better a TIN or NCV3?

 

[BainbridgeBrewer]

Anyone have a recipe to make Smirnoff Ice or Mike's Hard Lemonade? Its for my SWMBO.

 

[static]

Reading is over rated

 

[tchamber]

my alkipop has bin flamentin 4 day now can i bottl it yet?

 

[BainbridgeBrewer]

my alkipop has bin flamentin 4 day now can i bottl it yet?

HAHA, I hate to admit I was just reading through that page trying to decipher his text lingo.

 

[E-Mursed]

I just got a Mr Beer kit and want to brew a Double Imperial Blueberry Heffy Witesit....we have no air conditioning and live next to the sun...do you think I can logger and bottle this in time for a party I will be having next week?

 

[static]

My smack pack is swollen.

 

[Johnnyhitch1]

"im currently brewing a canadian blonde lager kit and primary is well under way, i was just thinking though, all that yeasty foam that gathers round the edges isnt actually in the liquid anymore, is it a good idea to scrape it up and put it back in the liquid? Cos surely that would mean its gna ferment more thorough?"

DIRECT QUOTE

this thread is amazing after a couple brews...gotta love how not everyone in the world is a belly aching whiner...yea you!

 

[bottlebomber]

this thread is amazing after a couple brews...

I try to stay off under those conditions... It has resulted in exile from Homebrewland

 

[Pappers_]

My smack pack is swollen.

You can get a shot for that. And stop smacking it.

 

[Zuljin]

You can get a shot for that. And stop smacking it.

You can get a shot for that. And stop smacking it.

Advice so nice, he gave it twice. :fro:

 

[static]

You can get a shot for that. And stop smacking it.

But it's fun....

Advice so nice, he gave it twice. :fro:

If you smack it more than twice your playing with it.

 

[AMonkey]

I am making a milk stout. I want a nice creamy taste. Where I work has those little individual cups of half and half for coffee, how many should I add to 5 gallons?

 

[unionrdr]

Spank your monkey & he'll eventually tell you.

 

[Zuljin]

Don't you know you gotta
spank the monkey

 

[alpha224]

Hey, did you guys know Obama's brewing beer

Don't forget Will Wheaton brews too!!! Ohmahgawd ohmahgawd....

 

[static]

Hey buffalo wild wings is taking jabs at homebrewers

 

[thepartsmancometh]

Hey buffalo wild wings is taking jabs at homebrewers

Someone showed me that commercial because they thought I'd find it funny. They apparently don't know me very well.

I thought it was a stupid clip, and their attempted jab at brewers made them look worse than us in my opinion. Their food sucks anyway!