************* 4elf

[Slick50]

I agree on the "delivery squad". Guy trucked mine out with happiness. Was trying to refuse the tip but I was not letting that happen. Especially since I couldn't have carried them (was in emergency on Friday and couldn't feel my right arm). So, thank you to them. You're worth your weight in BBPt5.

 

[Steebo]

Max was ******* cracking me up (he was number 26 in line right behind me). He rolls up and starts going on how his best friend works at DH and was Wiggs' personal herb dealer. I tell him how some ****** last year chugged one of my bottles I shared in line, passed out in my chair then started puking in it.

So Max proceeds to smoke 3 joints and drink 6-7 beers before about 8pm. By 9pm he is drinking our bottle shares, then proceeds to dome about 1/5-1/6th of a bottle of Crooked Stave Batch 1. I tell it is mainly chunks and yeast left, but he still does it. We don't see him the rest of the night until 5am-ish when he comes back with dicks drawn on his face and a tramp stamp using a Sharpie while he was passed out at his buddies place. Then he proceeds to tell us he was puking and shitting all night between being passed out.

Cracked me up for sure. Good ole 4elf line, there's always some craziness/weirdness/line cutting/drinkin/shenanigans in the line every year. So much fun.

I passed out? I call shannagins. I'm still pissed Steebo wouldn't share his sweet elf hat. I would have made a sexy elf.

I told ya all I needed was $10, a ZJ or some ***** milk for the hat. Your choice.

 

[MarcatGSB1]

The coolest guy of the party is right here. This ******* security guard was bad ass.

 

[MarcatGSB1]

10 year old Banquet beer...

 

[lb304854]

Orange jacket guy reached out to me and wrote out a long, thoughtful apology. Kudos to him.

 

[Gonzoillini1]

Orange jacket guy reached out to me and wrote out a long, thoughtful apology. Kudos to him.

No ****? Good for him and I'll refrain from piling on then.

 

[trickytunadicky]

Orange jacket guy reached out to me and wrote out a long, thoughtful apology. Kudos to him.

You gonna share that with the rest of our camp? ;-). Not that I have room to complain with husband tapping out around 3.

 

[disapowzment]

No no the best security guard was the one that told me there was no way out after they fenced off the side. I walked over to the fence tripped, fell into it creating a huge gap. He helped me up laughing and said "yo ass created a door"

 

[lskennedy]

Hi there, orange jacket here.


I'll share what I said to lurchingbeast as I really do mean it to anyone I offended with my embarrassing behavior. I was so excited about this event, I prepared so poorly and paid a pretty poor price for it. If I'm there next year, I promise ny behavior will be the complete opposite



"Hey there,

I caught wind of your post about, well, my stupidity. I really want to apologize about the way I acted at 4elf, I got way to excited about the bottlesharing, didn't eat anything for 10 hours and it ended up a terrible combination.

I really don't remember cursing at people, I know was cursing because I started to feel awful fast, and if I did, then again I am very sorry. I know I knocked over a bottle (that I can remember) but if I knocked over anything of yours I am also very sorry. This event was something I was really excited about and I definitely went about it all wrong.

All I can offer is my apology, and maybe a beer if I ever meet you.

Cheers."

Again, so very sorry for my behavior.

 

[dvelcich1]

So it starts to get good again right around here:

http://www.beeradvocate.com/community/threads/4-elf-party-2014.218530/page-17#post-3064985

Edit: Eh, never mind. Apparently cutting is now accepted.

 

[trickytunadicky]

Hi there, orange jacket here.


I'll share what I said to lurchingbeast as I really do mean it to anyone I offended with my embarrassing behavior. I was so excited about this event, I prepared so poorly and paid a pretty poor price for it. If I'm there next year, I promise ny behavior will be the complete opposite



"Hey there,

I caught wind of your post about, well, my stupidity. I really want to apologize about the way I acted at 4elf, I got way to excited about the bottlesharing, didn't eat anything for 10 hours and it ended up a terrible combination.

I really don't remember cursing at people, I know was cursing because I started to feel awful fast, and if I did, then again I am very sorry. I know I knocked over a bottle (that I can remember) but if I knocked over anything of yours I am also very sorry. This event was something I was really excited about and I definitely went about it all wrong.

All I can offer is my apology, and maybe a beer if I ever meet you.

Cheers."

Again, so very sorry for my behavior.

Thank you for not setting yourself on fire. You came awful close to some propane heaters. See you next year (at least for the party portion).

 

[Steebo]

So it starts to get good again right around here:

http://www.beeradvocate.com/community/threads/4-elf-party-2014.218530/page-17#post-3064985

Edit: Eh, never mind. Apparently cutting is now accepted.

That's some motherfuckin ******** right there.

My group got cut in front of after doing the 'buddy system'. I called the guys out that cut in front of us (who we knew as well) and they basically didn't give a ****. **** that noise.

 

[trickytunadicky]

So it starts to get good again right around here:

http://www.beeradvocate.com/community/threads/4-elf-party-2014.218530/page-17#post-3064985

Edit: Eh, never mind. Apparently cutting is now accepted.

Dan, Line cutting has been ok in BA's book ever since Tawd signed off on Richard line cutting because he showed up later with doughnuts and coffee.

 

[lb304854]

Dan, Line cutting has been ok in BA's book ever since Tawd signed off on Richard line cutting because he showed up later with doughnuts and coffee.

I wanted to swing him around like a dirty rug that day. But then I got my whole allotment.

 

[thebandit1]

So it starts to get good again right around here:

http://www.beeradvocate.com/community/threads/4-elf-party-2014.218530/page-17#post-3064985

Edit: Eh, never mind. Apparently cutting is now accepted.

I just read that thread. In all honesty, when is there going to be a shooting at one of these events? Or at least some dumb **** pulling a gun? Seriously. Drunken buffoonery combined with ******** combined with insecurity. It's inevitable, correct?

 

[MarcatGSB1]

I just read that thread. In all honesty, when is there going to be a shooting at one of these events? Or at least some dumb **** pulling a gun? Seriously. Drunken buffoonery combined with ******** combined with insecurity. It's inevitable, correct?

The pepper spray Air Jordan situation had me wonderin'...

 

[JoeStepOner]

The pepper spray Air Jordan situation had me wonderin'...

Care to elaborate?

 

[JRBecks]

Care to elaborate?

http://www.grandforksherald.com/new...aiting-air-jordans-pepper-sprayed-ohio-police

 

[yeahnatenelson]

http://www.grandforksherald.com/new...aiting-air-jordans-pepper-sprayed-ohio-police

#DLD2015

 

[Boilerfood]

Just read all of this. I hate beer.

 

[lb304854]

Just opened a wretched bottle of BB Plead after a bunch of good ones.

 

[Brubaker1]

Just opened a wretched bottle of BB Plead after a bunch of good ones.

Roulette..... Good to know.

 

[Bigtwin]

So it starts to get good again right around here:

http://www.beeradvocate.com/community/threads/4-elf-party-2014.218530/page-17#post-3064985

Edit: Eh, never mind. Apparently cutting is now accepted.

Some ******* that looked like Powder wearing a Kuhnhenn zip up, and his buddy wearing a Cadillac coat were the 2 biggest line cutting pricks of the night. FWIW.

 

[Jobu1]

Some ******* that looked like Powder wearing a Kuhnhenn zip up, and his buddy wearing a Cadillac coat were the 2 biggest line cutting pricks of the night. FWIW.

They were also trying to grab others breakfast orders in the taproom at 7am. I don't normally advocate fighting over petty ****, but those ugly fuckers deserve a beatdown

 

[Bigtwin]

**** with my Biscuits and Gravy, and you'll be picking your teeth up with broken fingers.

 

[lopejuice1]

I don't mean to stir any ****, but anyone find this year's BBPt5 to taste different? I only opened one bottle so far but this is one of my favorite beers and I was a little let down... is my taster broken? Will drink more tonight in the name of science.

 

[Jb123]

I don't mean to stir any ****, but anyone find this year's BBPt5 to taste different? I only opened one bottle so far but this is one of my favorite beers and I was a little let down... is my taster broken? Will drink more tonight in the name of science.

Heard some bottle variations...I thought it was fantastic the bottle I opened at least!

 

[user 305778]

I don't mean to stir any ****, but anyone find this year's BBPt5 to taste different? I only opened one bottle so far but this is one of my favorite beers and I was a little let down... is my taster broken? Will drink more tonight in the name of science.

I think lurchingbeast has been posting about bottle variation. Believe he has had at least 4 and 1 was terrible. Not sure though.

 

[lb304854]

I don't mean to stir any ****, but anyone find this year's BBPt5 to taste different? I only opened one bottle so far but this is one of my favorite beers and I was a little let down... is my taster broken? Will drink more tonight in the name of science.

I think lurchingbeast has been posting about bottle variation. Believe he has had at least 4 and 1 was terrible. Not sure though.

So I've tried around 10 bottles so far and the variation has been astounding compared to past years.

The first two were milk chocolatey goodness. There were 5-6 that were reminiscent of last year's with lots of barrel coming through. One bottle was a little metallic with some muddled barrel flavor and dark fruit. Finally, two bottles were flat out horrible. Not infected but very thin and astringent. Coincidentally, I opened a regular Plead the 5th from 2013 the other night and it had a lot of the same qualities as the bad bottles.

 

[Jb123]

So I've tried around 10 bottles so far and the variation has been astounding compared to past years.

The first two were milk chocolatey goodness. There were 5-6 that were reminiscent of last year's with lots of barrel coming through. One bottle was a little metallic with some muddled barrel flavor and dark fruit. Finally, two bottles were flat out horrible. Not infected but very thin and astringent. Coincidentally, I opened a regular Plead the 5th from 2013 the other night and it had a lot of the same qualities as the bad bottles.

DOH