What the heck is a SMASH????

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OK, I'm a new guy around here and I keep seeing references to a technique called SMASH. Could somebody fill me in?

Mod edit: Just in case people search for SMaSH and this comes up.

Single Malt and Single Hop

An all grain recipe to enable the flavours of single malts and single hops to be tasted.
The recipe simply uses on variety of grain and one variety of hops.
 
Denny said:
OK, I'm a new guy around here and I keep seeing references to a technique called SMASH. Could somebody fill me in?
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It stands for Small Man's Anus Shall Hurt. ;)

Please don't take offence. This thread will go tits up on you. It's some kind of hazing thing. :)
 
SMaSH = Single Malt and Single Hop.

One grain, one hop, brew it.

The rest of you juveniles may carry on...:D
 
I was totally ready to come in here and help this guy out, Then I had a Fight Club meeting and came back see he's already been helped. Good thing too, I always thought it meant
Sure, He'll Answer Men's Solicitations!
Just thought it was a reference to laughing Gnome. but now I know it's a reference to Beerthoven
 
Beerthoven said:
SMaSH = Single Malt and Single Hop.

One grain, one hop, brew it.

The rest of you juveniles may carry on...:D
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Sorry, guys. To make it up to you, here's a couple pics of some nice ladies...

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Cheers!

Oh, and Gnome...you spelled my name wrong. :D
 
Several Malts and Several Hops

It's a recipe you brew with all your leftover ingredients!











I'm thinkin' someones bored and out for a troll :confused:
 
Laughing_Gnome_Invisible said:
Revvy, are you the guy who always arrives late at a party with a bottle of cheap vodka when all the hot chicks are already upstairs getting banged?
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No I was they guy who was there a couple hours early to help set up the party, got to bang all the girls first (because I was so caring and helpful), passed out from exhaustion and came down stairs as everyone else was leaving. :D
 
Damn....sorry I asked, but glad I was able to provide a little entertainment! And to think that usually _I'm_ the one that's the smart ass! :cross:
 
Denny from Eugene, OR check
Life begins at 60....1.060, that is! check
Replies to all the braid/batch threads....check


You guys know who your dicking with, right?:fro:
 
brewt00l said:
Could be :)

He should introduce hisself
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No waaay?!?!...He's one of my fricken brewing heroes.:eek:

My partigyle pumpkin porter was loosely based on his Baltic Porter recipe...

https://www.homebrewtalk.com/786559-post24.html


Sheesh...and he's never heard of the SMaSH concept? Another heroe falls off of Revvy's pedastle...and he didn't even have to f*#k an intern to do so.;)
 
Laughing_Gnome_Invisible said:
It seems I need to prepare myself for a right good humbling. :(

Please enlighten me someone?
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You could just put the words Denny and Conn together and GOOGLE it yourself, but obviously the search function is beyond your simple gnome brain's capability. :D

[ame=http://www.google.com/search?source=ig&hl=en&rlz=1G1GGLQ_ENUS299&q=Denny+Conn+&aq=f]Denny Conn - Google Search[/ame]
 
Oooh! Should I bow or curtsey to Denny or something? I can do that! I have absolutely no pride or dignity. :)


Maybe I can lick something? :)
 
Regardless of which Denny this is, the guy has answered scores of questions coincidently about mashing ;). This is his only question.

HBT Fail.

Beerthoven has the correct answer.
 
Man, you guys are a tough audience! Yeah, I've heard of the concept, but not the acronym. Can I go back to being a jerk now???
 
I feel bad now. I honestly thought Denny was messing with us, but it looks like the members of HBT have created an acronym that isn't well known.

Denny, feel free to be a jerk and mess with us the next time we ask a batch sparging question.
 

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