GroovePuppy
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see...now i'm jealous. i hate bob.
I hate Bob too. He dissed my man-boobs!
see...now i'm jealous. i hate bob.
did i SAY disease free!? don't put words in my mouth.
how about no incurable diseases...is that fair enough???
Um, if you blow her tires you're doing it wrong.
No wonder you can't get a girl.
I hate Bob too. He dissed my man-boobs!
Like that's a bad thing. Variety is the spice of life.no, i can't KEEP a girl
no, i can't KEEP a girl
no, i can't KEEP a girl
BTW, my 17 year old thought your "I like my women like my coffee" line was the funniest thing ever.
BTW, my 17 year old thought your "I like my women like my coffee" line was the funniest thing ever.
I fixed that, Revvy.Do you guys find it ironic that all day this thread has stayed on page 1 while the "things I love" thread has stayed on page 7 since this morning?
That's a classic line in the movie "Airplane".
You know, I should point out that I dont personally dislike anyone with whom Ive been so civilly debating, and Id certainly never think less of anyone, kids or no kids. Id have a pint with any of you and wed enjoy each others company immensely. Were simply discussing personal boundaries, and thats a good thing.
Now I know why DB can't keep a woman. They don't belong in the freezer, man. Makes them frigid.
Hey, if you could put up with the stink you'd never lose that woman. Talk about a nice preservative.lifeless in a vat of fermeldahyde? no, that would be stinky. hmm...
Yeah, but if you get hungry you don't have to go to the fridge.maybe i could stick anchovies in my nostrils. that should help.
edit: might tickle the 'stache, tho.
lifeless in a vat of fermeldahyde? no, that would be stinky. hmm...
Or anything, for that matter.Necrophilia is never having to say you're sorry.
hey! quit stealing my lines and screwing them up! you're overcomplicating it!
it's just "ground up and in the freezer", damnit!
Busted like a porn star.:fro:Then quit stealing your lines from t-shirt hell.
it WAS the funniest thing ever. that's what reels them in
(not that i'm into 17 year olds )
hey! quit stealing my lines and screwing them up! you're overcomplicating it!
it's just "ground up and in the freezer", damnit!
Guys who don't wash their hands after peeing!
Also, people who start new threads then leave for the day.
Word. I once was having a wee (in the men's room, you sorry losers!) at the Ft Bragg PX. I finished, buttoned up, and began to walk out.
A colonel was washing his hands in the sink and said, "Hey, sergeant, didn't your mother teach you to wash your hands after you urinate?"
I replied, "On the contrary, sir, she taught me not to piss on my hands," and walked out.
EDIT: Amazing how that joke gets turned into reality by blokes that think about how to set it up. Even more amazing how idiots walk into it.
Why does that bother you? I learned at a very young age not to pee on my fingers, and you have to figure that my HANDS are the dirtiest part of my body, So the next time you see a guy standing at the sink washing his pecker off, chances are its me.
-Me
Why does that bother you? I learned at a very young age not to pee on my fingers, and you have to figure that my HANDS are the dirtiest part of my body, So the next time you see a guy standing at the sink washing his pecker off, chances are its me.
-Me
Sorry if this was already mentioned.
Man! I hate rainbows. You know... how they march into your room, crawl up the side of your leg, and bite the inside of your a$$...you know...rainbows. Oh, you mean rain-BOWS...nevermind.
It is however illegal to open your door on them or to veer towards them deliberately!
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