Words and phrases I hate
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Those terms refer to most individuals as well who are not politicians.
Upthewazzu
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It is what it is
Please do the needful.
bottlebomber
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Rbeckett said:
That's a good one.. The only reason we even have the word "promise" in our language is because people are inherently untrustworthy.
My dad pronounces ingredients "ingrediences". I cringe every time I hear it.
bruceski said:
Would you prefer mea culpa?
Upthewazzu
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...when people say "I seen..."
No, you SAW
No, you SAW
HoppyDaze
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"Intensive purposes" instead of the correct "intents and purposes"
CGVT
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Using misnomer incorrectly
A misnomer is a wrong name for something. It is not a fallacy or wrong belief.
*sigh*
A misnomer is a wrong name for something. It is not a fallacy or wrong belief.
*sigh*
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"in my heart of hearts"
dude you only got one.
dude you only got one.
river
milk
plastic
forlorn
delicacy
tired
ice
luke warm (who the F is Luke anyhow?)
bus
crocodile
under garment
milk
plastic
forlorn
delicacy
tired
ice
luke warm (who the F is Luke anyhow?)
bus
crocodile
under garment
negativereaction
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Not sure if it's been said yet, but how about 'Thanks in advance'? Like, in a business email, where some annoying coworker asks you to do some annoying task that really isn't your job anyway, and completes the email with 'Thanks in advance!'. Great. Now that they've thanked me for something I haven't done yet...I'm obligated to do it. Dangit.
aTired Forlorn Crocodile in an Under Garment whom missed the Bus slipped on the Ice and dropped a Delicacy of Luke Warm Milk in a plastic container which flowed like a River. How did I do?
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Near miss....? At work when an accident/injury is narrowly avoided, we have to file a "Near Miss" report. I consider the avoidance a complete miss, or a near "hit".
Wouldnt a near miss be a direct hit?
Wouldnt a near miss be a direct hit?
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Davenport instead of couch
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Just for sh!ts and giggles...WHAT?
kombat
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"A'ight?"
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Obama wins
Dont get me started
Press hard, there's three copies(when signing a traffic ticket)
I'm late for my period
Colder than a witches tit
Dont get me started
Press hard, there's three copies(when signing a traffic ticket)
I'm late for my period
Colder than a witches tit
A soldier I had will always say "alls" as in "Alls I said was," and "Alls I know is..." I yell at him every time I hear that crap. What's worse is that he writes that way too.
AND my last name is Pride, so every where I go where people see my name (which is everywhere with I'm in uniform) they HAVE to make a comment about having pride in what I do. Oh they're so original and witty. Similar to people making the comment to tall that they "must" play basketball, or be good at basketball.
Get the second one free!! Just pay separate processing and shipping...
Some folks still don't realize that you are still PAYING for the second product anyhow! And who needs two double sided pancake pans anyways?? If you are physically incapable of cooking eggs in a normal pan, what makes you think that you will not sling grease and egg goo all over the kitchen when it's time to flip the double sided pan? Oh don't get me started on the acting when they show somebody demonstrating how performing whatever task is too hard doing it without using this special product! Cause I always scream as loud as I can when I accidentally touch my eardrum with a q-tip.
Some folks still don't realize that you are still PAYING for the second product anyhow! And who needs two double sided pancake pans anyways?? If you are physically incapable of cooking eggs in a normal pan, what makes you think that you will not sling grease and egg goo all over the kitchen when it's time to flip the double sided pan? Oh don't get me started on the acting when they show somebody demonstrating how performing whatever task is too hard doing it without using this special product! Cause I always scream as loud as I can when I accidentally touch my eardrum with a q-tip.
Inadequate sanitation?
Politically correct! When has politics EVER BEEN CORRECT!!!!
Jaybird said:
I hate being P.C.
One time my old boss was telling a story about a white guy and an African-American gentleman. What the f... Why use those words? I don't demand people refer to me as a European-American
HoppyDaze
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brick_haus said:
You just blew my mind...
dzlater
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When ordering something "can I get "
"Can I get a beer?"
No you can't, I will get it for you and then you may have it.
I don't know why this bugs me, but it does.
"Can I get a beer?"
No you can't, I will get it for you and then you may have it.
I don't know why this bugs me, but it does.
But one of the funniest ever Simpsons moments (for me at least) was seeing the controls on Groundskeeper Willy's air conditioner. It had settings for "Glasgow Winter," "Welldigger's Bum," and "Witches Teat."
BPal75
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To Hell in a handbasket
What does that even mean? WTF is a handbasket and how is it different from a regular basket??
What does that even mean? WTF is a handbasket and how is it different from a regular basket??
hand baskets are baskets that are easily carried with one hand, unlike many other baskets that should be carried with two hands. hand baskets are really quite handy for the modern hellion on the go.
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It's been mentioned, but "interwebs" drives me crazy
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