What's your favorite bumper sticker?

[TheJadedDog]

"After the rapture, can I have your car?"

 

[Parker36]

I'm still looking for the classic "Honk if you Demand Satisfaction"

 

[bad coffee]

"I give kids candy but they still won't get into my car"

"Nice People Swallow"

B

 

[Chris_Dog]

 

[TCHDNSD]

Maybe he's making a statement on the duality of man ... you know, the Jungian thing (2 pts if you can name that quote).

Full Metal Jacket

 

[GroovePuppy]

"For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat three."

 

[Bruscar]

Only saw it once but even my kids think it's hysterical:

A towel is not a hat

 

[purednec]

"I'm ashamed of what I did for a Klondike Bar"

 

[Soulive]

Only saw it once but even my kids think it's hysterical:

A towel is not a hat

 

[BugleBrew]

"We need a better president"

 

[aekdbbop]

"Work harder, millions on welfare are depending on you"

 

[GreenwoodRover]

I used to have this on my '86 cutlass when I was in college:

Then I went over to Ireland for a few weeks right around the time of the Omagh bombing and had lots of talks with locals in Pubs. I learned one glaringly obvious thing: I did not have enough background or historical knowlegde to even pretend to think I knew the implications or ramifications of that sticker.

When I returned, I placed this bumber sticker over it:
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Since then I really stopped thinking about my self as "Irish" because if you're born in America (even if your Grandparents are fom there and you have aunts, uncles, and first cousins that live there) the Irish don't think of you as one of them. I love my roots and all but I'm definately American and not hyphenated in any way.

Since I sold the cutlass I've never had another bumber sticker on a vehicle beacuse they're just too damned expensive to muck up with crappy $2 bumber stickers.

 

[GreenwoodRover]

aekdbbop beat me to it.

 

[wildwest450]

Towel head, get it?

Editors note, I don't approve of racist bumper stickers.

 

[Chriso]

Huh. I didn't get the towel one either. I thought it was a South Park reference. That's incredibly racist and just kind of unfortunate. :/

 

[wildwest450]

Huh. I didn't get the towel one either. I thought it was a South Park reference. That's incredibly racist and just kind of unfortunate. :/

Hence the disclaimer. I grew up in a rural town in Michigan and the term "towel head" was very common.

 

[MrNate]

"This car climbed Brokeback Mountain"

Oh, wait... I mean, I had this friend who... damn, I'm making it worse.

 

[Chriso]

Hence the disclaimer. I grew up in a rural town in Michigan and the term "towel head" was very common.

Oh ya - I'm not blaming you. I just meant the original sticker was a bit shocking.

 

[keelanfish]

Saw this one the other day...

Half Black / Half White
Vote for whichever half makes you happy

 

[Jesse17]

Funny that you have "vote freedom first" and "McCain 2008" on there. It's a bit like having both "I ♥ Nazi's" and "Support the Anti-Defamation League" on your bumper. :cross: (yay, Godwin's law in, what 6 posts! I rulz!)

So, has the Big-O given you any freedoms lately? Seems to me he's hell bent on taking away every freedom we have?

All I can say is "I told you so." and "I'm sorry we have to endure this over-regulation and over-taxation that this administration is pushing on us."

 

[Dwain]

An oldie:
More people have died in Teddy Kennedy's car than in all U.S. nuclear accidents combined.

Really I had forgotten it until I saw how geeked up people get when you clown Ole' Teddy - Dwain

 

[EvilTOJ]

So, has the Big-O given you any freedoms lately? Seems to me he's hell bent on taking away every freedom we have?

All I can say is "I told you so." and "I'm sorry we have to endure this over-regulation and over-taxation that this administration is pushing on us."

Eh, what's all this? This is supposed to be a thread about funny bumper stickers, not mindless political bickering. Sure Evan! started it, but he always does. And the thread was saved from derailment pages ago.

Now on with the show!

 

[greencoat]

White all caps text behind an American flag: "BOLD POLITICAL STATEMENT"

And one of those ribbon magnets reading "Support Roadhead"

I've always wanted one saying "My other car is blue."

 

[EdWort]

This is my new favorite bumper sticker. I keep seeing it more often around Austin and I am surprised. There must be a increase in buyers remorse.

 

[JohnnyO]

That's a good one.

My personal favorite of all time has been:

BAD COP!
NO DONUT!

I would personally not drive a car with that on it, but it's pretty damned funny.

 

[GregR]

this one is hilarious!

 

[craigd]

I keep finding cool stickers but none have been worth getting my car keyed over... It's unfortunate but not everyone is a fan of free speech.

 

[Parker36]

NERD! But I get it too, and think its hilarious, so you're in good company.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Ludicrous Speed!

Im against picketing, but I don't know how to show it..
-Mitch Hedberg

 

[david_42]

An oldie:
More people have died in Teddy Kennedy's car than in all U.S. nuclear accidents combined.

A bit long and not true. The SL-1 reactor explosion in 1961, for starters.

 

[MarsColonist]

These first two are quotes, but Ive seen em both....

“Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.” - MLK

“The tax which will be paid for the purpose of education is not more than the thousandth part of what will be paid to kings, priests and nobles who will rise up among us if we leave the people in ignorance” - T. Jefferson

"If these bumper stickers offend you, you are part of the problem!"

 

[Hambone]

"I have the body of a God... unfortunately its Buddha"
"Don't be sexist... Broads hate that"
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...
Not screaming and yelling, like the passengers in his car."

 

[HoppyDaze]

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.

 

[Parker36]

“The tax which will be paid for the purpose of education is not more than the thousandth part of what will be paid to kings, priests and nobles who will rise up among us if we leave the people in ignorance” - T. Jefferson

Jeez, you must have read that one on the side of a semi.

 

[beerkrump]

"People who think they are superior just annoy those of us who are."

"Mean people suck. Nice people swallow."

"I drive like this just to piss you off."

 

[enderwig]

 

[Clayton]

these arnt my fav but i like them.

 

[Mutilated1]

"I told you Obama sucked back before it was popular"

 

[MarsColonist]

Jeez, you must have read that one on the side of a semi.

It was block paragraph, had to get up close... might have been home made...

 

[JebCkr]

"It's all bull**** and it's bad for you."