There's a Burning in My...

[agrazela]

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My...Ass...Has...Gas
My...Ass...Has...Gas
My...Ass...Has...Gas
My...Ass...Has...Gas

Well there's a burning in my farts.
A vicious burning in my farts.
What's that smell?
What the hell? Taco Bell!
There's a burning in my farts.
I am alarmed.

My...Ass...Has...Gas
My...Ass...Has...Gas

That taco plate was so unkind.
There's some doubt within my mind...
Was that meat analog?
Was that dog? Was that frog?
That taco plate was so unkind.

Don't get that burning in your farts,
So bad you'll burst apart!
Heed my song,
Move along, move along!
Don't get that burning in your farts.

Though you're a taco purist,
Sometimes when you're a tourist,
You settle for junk.
You swing by the drive-thru,
But Taco Bell, they jived you,
You've been punk'd!
You got your combo loaded,
Now your gut is fat and bloated,
You have to fart!
There's a rumbling in your anus,
And you feel just like the pain is,
Tearing you apart!
Burning your intestines,
Do you know where there's a restroom?
If so please show me.

My...Ass...Has...Gas
. There's a burning in my farts
My...Ass...Has...Gas
. There's a burning in my farts


♪

 

[Billy-Klubb]

it looks like my mom got into the "special" brownies again. mom, step away from the brownies.

 

[harleybug88]

it looks like my mom got into the "special" brownies again. mom, step away from the brownies.

 

[unionrdr]

I had five foot long tacos Friday, not much gas at all. wussies...