The hopefully not obnoxious wood fired brick oven build thread

[TheDudeLebowski]

They found out that someone left a Tombstone pizza in the building's second floor toaster oven too long.

 

[bob1852]

ya, PTN

Not everything is about you, ya know...

 

[paulthenurse]

You're a terrible person... I was trapped in a stairwell for over 20 minutes in a crush of people trying to get out of a burning high-rise.

Nice.

I bust your chops about a train wreck of a pizza oven build.... and you wish I died in the skyscraper fire I was caught up in yesterday.

Real nice Paul.

I bet that was really scary for you...



I'm sure you were a real trooper.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I will neither confirm nor deny that some folks MAY have been "escorted" out of my way while I calmly made it to the ground floor.

Dude... survival of the fcukin fittest man. I wasn't gonna get all toasted up!


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[paulthenurse]

Sure George. Whatever you say.

 

[bob1852]

Cape was in the pool!!!! Cape was in the pool!!!!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yeah, you'd like to check me out too wouldn't you Az?

Dirty little monkey


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[Jeffries55]

You're a terrible person... I was trapped in a stairwell for over 20 minutes in a crush of people trying to get out of a burning high-rise.

Nice.

I bust your chops about a train wreck of a pizza oven build.... and you wish I died in the skyscraper fire I was caught up in yesterday.

Real nice Paul.

How does Alice tolerate your cold, dead soul?



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Oh yeah! I saw this story, but I heard that once everyone got out of the building, they evacuated to the furthest place from any fire ever......

 

[paulthenurse]

There was one reported casualty, a little old lady was knocked down and broke a hip. Any idea how that happened Cape?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Btich got in ma' way.

What? You got a problem with that?


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[HoppyDaze]

The chimney is crooked

 

[paulthenurse]

No it's not. You're crooked.

 

[bob1852]

The chimney is crooked

A fat old lady bumped into it after being pushed by Cape.

Cape thought the flames coming from the oven meant PTN's house was on fire and he had to run away.

 

[HoppyDaze]

My ball sack is more uniform than that oven

 

[Jeffries55]

My ball sack is more uniform than that oven

Lance Armstrong's ball sack is more uniform than that oven.

 

[paulthenurse]

Lance Armstrong's ball sack is more uniform than that oven.

Rotflm

 

[paulthenurse]

Trial by fire... Decided I didn't want to wait. I'm like a kid at Christmas. So a VERY small kindling fire.
There will be another outer arch closer to the camera that will funnel the smoke up. Before I baffled the opening the smoke was coming out the door and up the flue equally. The ply made it all go up the flue, so when I build that arch it will work great. But that's a part of the outside walls and not sure about how I'm finishing that yet so I left it undone.

Then I sealed up the opening with stacked bricks to help hold the heat in overnight.



Still smoldering but that's it. I only had a handful of plaster lathe in there to burn.

 

[Brickman]

And a few hours later...

 

[paulthenurse]

SON OF A BI...


Just kidding. Still standing this morning. I pulled a tarp over it to keep the monsoon off it today.

 

[Melana]

SON OF A BI...


Just kidding. Still standing this morning. I pulled a tarp over it to keep the monsoon off it today.

We will be lucky if we get the monsoon!

 

[paulthenurse]

And a few hours later...

You do realize that your BFF status is still up for final vote by the committee, right?

 

[Brickman]

Damn it... screwed up another BFF.

I guess I will have to go purchasing love like Cape does.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Da fuq!?


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[paulthenurse]

Da fuq!?

Why that's EXACTLY what that old lady in the fire escape screamed when you knocked her down from behind in your frantic attempt to escape the fire.
And not for nuttin' but Warren Buffet don't make enough money to buy friends for Cape.

 

[paulthenurse]

Ya baby!

 

[Quaker]

Props.

 

[beergolf]

Looks good. Good to see that it works.

I am pretty sure that some of your detracters are checking to make sure hell has not frozen over......

 

[HoppyDaze]

 

[Cape Brewing]

Looks great..., If you like charcoal.

"Ahhh. For'a you, we have's nice'a pizza pie! Itsa nice'a fresh basil and black ashes. Ehhhhh. You like'a da pizza eh???"

(That's typed in my stereotype Italian voice)


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[Brickman]

Congrats. Once you get the hang of temperature control you can BBQ in them too.

 

[paulthenurse]

Looks great..., If you like charcoal.

"Ahhh. For'a you, we have's nice'a pizza pie! Itsa nice'a fresh basil and black ashes. Ehhhhh. You like'a da pizza eh???"

(That's typed in my stereotype Italian voice)

You're an idiot.

 

[Jaybird]

HOLY ****!!!! You did it!

Congrats!!!!


Cheers
Jay

 

[smurfjuice]

You're an idiot.

But he is your idiot ... ... Buona Fortuna'...( goot luck )

 

[Cape Brewing]

You're an idiot.

Your azz. If I hadn't freakin busted your stones hourly about it the fcuking thing woulda been done in 2026.

You should be freakin' thanking me.

As a matter of fact... You're welcome.

Still say collapse is imminent.



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[smurfjuice]

You missed a great tyme there byron ... :beard:

 

[Cape Brewing]

I'm sure... I let Paul know a couple days ahead of time and then again that morning I was doubtful at best. I was solo in the tap room, got there about 9:00am and closed up about 6:30. At that point there was, unfortunately no way I was going to head to Stoughton as I was freakin' beat and stunk like beer.

Plus I figured if I got there that late, all the pork jerky would be gone anyway.


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[the_bird]

I gotta say, that given that it was made by a nurse, it could be worse.

Of course, I'm pretty sure that this same nurse used to have his own construction company. Relative to THAT scale... well, I guess I know why he doesn't have his own construction company anymore.

 

[the_bird]

Also; I wouldn't stand near the shed in a windstorm. Or when the ground freezes. Or really... anytime. Gonna really suck when that thing collapses and takes out the nice neighbor-lady's Toyota.

 

[Cape Brewing]

When should we start holding our breath for the "house" that is going to cover this oven?


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[paulthenurse]

You should start holding your breath now and keep holding it until I'm finished. I think that would be just great.