The hopefully not obnoxious wood fired brick oven build thread

[HoppyDaze]

Big man on the front page! I missed your 'thank you' for all the encouraging words from your supporters in this thread.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Pfft... Moto made the front page. How exclusive can it really be?


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[paulthenurse]

Big man on the front page! I missed your 'thank you' for all the encouraging words from your supporters in this thread.

I'm entirely too important and high falootin' to associate with the likes of the unwashed masses that tried to corrupt the thread on building my masterpiece.

 

[paulthenurse]

On second thought, I'll talk to AZ. Those in the upper classes of any society tend to socialize together and hire armed guards to keep the riffraff from trying to climb over the gate.

Note to self... Get the Tuxedo dry-cleaned.

 

[bob1852]

On second thought, I'll talk to AZ. Those in the upper classes of any society tend to socialize together and hire armed guards to keep the riffraff from trying to climb over the gate.

Note to self... Get the Tuxedo dry-cleaned.

Not sure if compliment or insult. :hs:

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

insult

 

[bob1852]

Your face is an insult.

 

[Cape Brewing]

LOL!!


Gold


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[paulthenurse]

Put him on ignore and you don't need to be insulted. Mucho bettero.

(I just used a kind of Spanish-styled patois so that the little people will think of me sorta kinda as one of them. Only better.

"Hey Pedro, wanto a slice of pizza-o? Mow-o the lawn-o and I'll hook-o you up-o."

Hey AZ, I think I'm gettin' the hang of this.

 

[paulthenurse]

I never knew vegetables could before good. They were like vegetable candy.

 

[HoppyDaze]

I never knew vegetables could before good. They were like vegetable candy.

I thought they could only after good

 

[hunter_le five]

Has this thing fallen over yet? How many small children were killed in the fiery collapse?

I'm asking because I need to know what to tell the media.

 

[paulthenurse]

Laugh all you want, Chuckles. Much like me it's getting better with age.

 

[bluemoose]

Laugh all you want, Chuckles. Much like me it's getting better with age.

Is it getting bigger too?


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[smurfjuice]

Wow, what a beating... ... hang in there Sire, you will have the last laff....
( brown nozin li'l chit that i am ) ..... :rockin:

 

[paulthenurse]

There are many cultures and civilizations throughout history where those members of the group who were a little plumper than the others were revered and worshipped. Their ability to store calories for the lean times made them biologically superior to their malnourished brethren causing them to be desirable and sought after by the 'brood stock' of said society.

You peckaheads are just afraid that your wimmins are gonna be sexting me. Don't worry. I don't 'kiss and tell.'

 

[homebeerbrewer]

I hear my ex wife got fat after the divorce, I'll give her your number.

 

[paulthenurse]

The good part about being the object of the entire female genders sexual fantasies is that I get to pick and choose.

I'll be taking a pass on your cast off. Thanks anyways.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

You peckaheads are just afraid that your wimmins are gonna be sexting me. Don't worry. I don't 'kiss and tell.'

Don't none of these wimmins want any of your shriveled up vegetable.

You started building your pizza hut yet?

 

[paulthenurse]

This weekend I'm going to start playing with the metal studs. Never used them before but I don't imagine they're TOO much different than 2 x 4's. I do want to get a roof over it ASAP.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Never used them before but I don't imagine they're TOO much different than 2 x 4's. I do want to get a roof over it ASAP.

Nah, they are the same. You just gotta cut them real fast with the skil saw and use more nails to hold them together.

 

[Cape Brewing]

(giggling)

 

[the_bird]

...

 

[Jeffries55]

(giggling)

I couldn't help but notice the envy you've got for PTN... is your logo designed around his pizza oven?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Check the dates and tell me which one came first.... the logo or the Pizza Incinerator... and then let's decide where the envy rests.

 

[bob1852]

Check the dates and tell me which one came first.... the logo or the Pizza Incinerator... and then let's decide where the envy rests.

Judging by the graphic, the Bog opened in 1985.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Judging by your face you're a jackazz.


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[GilaMinumBeer]

Judging by your face you're a jackazz.


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that would be jack_Az_ipa. PKU.

 

[paulthenurse]

Thanks GMB. That's some damned fine advice. Damned fine!

 

[the_bird]

Judging by the graphic, the Bog opened in 1985.

What year was Microsoft Paint released?

 

[Melana]

This weekend I'm going to start playing with the metal studs. Never used them before but I don't imagine they're TOO much different than 2 x 4's. I do want to get a roof over it ASAP.

Finally a stud at Paul's house.

 

[smurfjuice]

This weekend I'm going to start playing with the metal studs. Never used them before but I don't imagine they're TOO much different than 2 x 4's. I do want to get a roof over it ASAP.

Paulie, err, i mean your grace, metal studs are very much different then wood studs. you need a track for top and bottom to screw the studs to. you need a
shartload of teck screws for installation. call me if you have any questions. also,
i have a shartload of teck screws if you want them... ... :beard:

 

[bluemoose]

Nah, just like 2x4s. Proceed Paul. Should be no sweat.


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[paulthenurse]

I am getting the idea that you guys are messin' with Sasquatch.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I think you should try tape.


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[paulthenurse]

You funny.

 

[scarekrow]

bubblegum and bailer wire

 

[ubnserved]

bubblegum and bailer wire

I call bs...... duck tape holds everything. Until it gets cold or just plain falls off for no damn reason other than to piss you off.

 

[HoppyDaze]

bondo

 

[Melana]

bondo

^ This.