The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Cape Brewing]

What explaination? You say you're really a genuine, sweater wearing, Mr Rodgers. Mr F'ing Nice Guy. A regular 'Neophyte' wannabe. I get slightly nauseated reading that and call you on it. You post a picture of some farktard with an expression that says "I just spray painted my shorts with what I was pretty sure was a fart " Thus proving my point. You and 'He who shall henceforth be ignored.'

Twin sons. Different muttahs.

It's funny when you don't get cultural references. It's cracks me up.

"Damn kids!!! With the Northpark cartoon characters!! Back in MYYYYY Day we didn't have these fancy Carrrr TOOONs. We made puppets out of thorn-covered sticks and roadkill... callllled it the Smelly and Gutsy Show.... annnnnnd weeeee LOVED IT"

 

[paulthenurse]

Thats great Cape. Say it again. Pretty please.

That was funny the first 100 times you used it. Gettimg kind of stale.

But for you its not bad.

"Aaaannnnd we loved it."

Say it again Cape. It never gets old.

Really.

 

[Joos]

 

[Cape Brewing]

Thats great Cape. Say it again. Pretty please.

That was funny the first 100 times you used it. Gettimg kind of stale.

But for you its not bad.

"Aaaannnnd we loved it."

Say it again Cape. It never gets old.

Really.

awwwwwwww.. did someone poop in your Farina Oatmeal and prunes this morning Pauly??

 

[Joos]

Ain't nothin wrong with stayin regular!

 

[paulthenurse]

Regularity has it all over being 'bound up.' Like SOMEONE we all know.

Annnd we loved it!

 

[Joos]

Haha

 

[Cape Brewing]

It's snowin

 

[bigjohnmilford]

It's snowin

And Trinity is out of Stinger. The obvious doesn't always need to be stated.

 

[Melana]

And Trinity is out of Stinger. The obvious doesn't always need to be stated.

I was thinking the same thing when Capes lobotomy came up. It's not nice to poke fun at the intellectually challenged.

 

[DakotaRules]

Welcome back Joos!

 

[Cape Brewing]

And Trinity is out of Stinger. The obvious doesn't always need to be stated.

Four kegs of IPA were just delivered.

 

[Melana]

Mmmm popcorn....

 

[Cape Brewing]

I hope nothing bad happens to you... You'll never hear the end of it!!

 

[DakotaRules]

Mmmm popcorn....

Wow someone is feisty tonight! Big john better look out!

 

[Melana]

Nah. He's on the good list tonight.

 

[Melana]

I hope nothing bad happens to you... You'll never hear the end of it!!

Something bad happens to me all the farkin time. And no one knows about it, except me.

 

[Melana]

Wait, forgot to add... No one cares. I get it!

 

[paulthenurse]

Something bad happens to me all the farkin time. And no one knows about it, except me.

Everyone knows, we're just too smart to say anything. Anything that can bleed for a week and not die has a pact with the devil.

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

Ah sheet, PTN is back. This thread was almost out of the Petri dish and developing culture and science while you were gone. Back to the dark ages.

 

[paulthenurse]

Ah sheet, PTN is back. This thread was almost out of the Petri dish and developing culture and science while you were gone. Back to the dark ages.

Ya. Right.

We're all going to start refering to you as Peni-chicken and Cape as Cape-alosporin. You're a cure for the petri dish all right. The two of ya... God save us all.

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

You're a nurse so you'll get this:

PTN = PCN.

 

[Melana]

Everyone knows, we're just too smart to say anything. Anything that can bleed for a week and not die has a pact with the devil.

The Devil is pretty cool....

 

[paulthenurse]

You're a nurse so you'll get this:

PTN = PCN.

Oh. I get it. If you change the T to a C the meaning changes from Paulthenurse to Penicillin. Thats some funny stuff right there. Acronym Humor! God Damn, you're a funny farkin' guy! Really, I mean it. Thats classic comedy right there.

If I WERE penicillin I would be able to get rid of some of the more irritating infections that are regular contributors on this thread. Like you, just as a for instance.

 

[yeager1977]

Four kegs of IPA were just delivered.

Too bad they weren't there Friday..... Then again I was able to drink a better tasting beer because they ran out... And that's saying something when then other beer was bud light.

 

[Melana]

Always knew i liked you Chris!

 

[Joos]

Was it a platinum?

 

[Melana]

no, lime... they don't yet make a blueberry beer

 

[Joos]

Mmmmm blueberry bud light.

 

[paulthenurse]

Is that idiot Yeager really saying that he went and drank Bud Light and it was better than the Bog Water? Seriously? And no one calls him in that? Really? Look, I'm the last guy to say what a great brewer Cape is. Lets face it, he's not. But he has two partners who can brew. They brew, he runs his mouth. We get it.

But everybody is overlooking the key element of Yeagers statement. He admitted to going out to a bar, a bar that has more good beer on tsp than just the Bog Water, and he drank Bud Light. I'll say that again. He admitted he spent the night drinking Bud Light.

Enough said.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I try to just ignore him

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Sittin at the kindle having dinner and drinking the blonde, love it. Was hoping for the stinger. Great beer guys, still love it.

 

[Melana]

Awwwww let's all suck up to Cape.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

I talk so much crap about him I have to balance it out somehow.

 

[Joos]

I try to just ignore him

I just looked EVERYWHERE for the picture of you, me, and my buddy Eric drinking bud light at Jerkys.........Must be on an old cell phone. too bad.

 

[Joos]

Sittin at the kindle having dinner and drinking the blonde, love it. Was hoping for the stinger. Great beer guys, still love it. View attachment 174106

That is a great beer. I understand why they can't, but really wish it was called the panty dropper!

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

That is awesome.

 

[Melana]

Is that idiot Yeager really saying that he went and drank Bud Light and it was better than the Bog Water? Seriously? And no one calls him in that? Really? Look, I'm the last guy to say what a great brewer Cape is. Lets face it, he's not. But he has two partners who can brew. They brew, he runs his mouth. We get it.

But everybody is overlooking the key element of Yeagers statement. He admitted to going out to a bar, a bar that has more good beer on tsp than just the Bog Water, and he drank Bud Light. I'll say that again. He admitted he spent the night drinking Bud Light.

Enough said.

Does he really have much of a choice? I'm sure he was just doing what he was told at the time.

 

[Joos]

does he really have much of a choice? I'm sure he was just doing what he was told at the time.

ahahahahahahahaha!

 

[paulthenurse]

(overheard at the bar at Trinity last week...)

"Christopher!!!!! I'm not HAPP-Y!!! You promised me there would be Blueberry beer here. Not a drop to be found... And your so-called 'friends' beer? It tastes bitter. And flowery. And kinda bready, like sweet grain dough. It's nothing at all like your beer. This stuff has very strong flavor. Nothing at all like your beer. Waitress! Could I have a large glass of water? Thank you...

Here Christopher,watch this. Pour out one quarter of the glass of water and then fill up the glass with your friends beer...

Still way stronger than yours but much closer.

Oh Christopher, I can't wait till you open your brewery and show all those mean friends of yours what beer is supposed to taste like..."