The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[yeager1977]

FYI Leanne loved the burly blonde. nice beer Cape.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

You can't go back peddling from the bud light is better than your beer.

 

[paulthenurse]

So you're saying that she had a Burley Blond and you had a Bud Light? Christ, the level of sexual androgyny in your house puts the entire San Francisco Bay Area to shame. If they ever make a sitcoms about your life they'll get Rosie the Riveter to play LeeAnne and Pee Wee Herman for you.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

he does look alot like pee wee

 

[yeager1977]

Sitting with PTN at bbc Walpole. He just said "I should be a professional golf player".

I looked at him.

 

[Melana]

Omg there are two of him! Yay twice the Paul!

 

[Cape Brewing]

I think they are called "golfers".

 

[Joos]

Ball holers

 

[paulthenurse]

I wish I could figure out how to type PeeWee's laugh

 

[Cape Brewing]

Fcking "golf player".

Wow

 

[Cape Brewing]

personally trying to kick the last Blonde keg at Kinsale so the One Down will go on.

(Cherry wood smoked strong porter)

 

[Melana]

Try harder!

 

[Cape Brewing]

No

 

[Melana]

If you're buying I can send BigJohn to help.

 

[Cape Brewing]

"Bacccck in myyyy day... We didn't have these fancy gollllf players...."

 

[Cape Brewing]

If your buying I can send BigJohn to help.

Nope. Leaving in 2 minutes unfortunately

 

[Melana]

Nope. Leaving in 2 minutes unfortunately

Nothing new there.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Nothing new there.

I don't get it

 

[paulthenurse]

Omg there are two of him! Yay twice the Paul!

More to love.

 

[Melana]

More to love.

And what could be better than that????

 

[DakotaRules]

And what could be better than that????

A sharp stick in the eye would be better...

 

[paulthenurse]

With the notable exception of cuffing Yeager upside the head, there is NOTHING as satisfying as dropping a ginormous Lincoln log into the pool.

That is all. Carry on.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

A sharp stick in Both eyes would be better...

ftfy

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Grady Sizemore signed to a 1 year deal.

 

[Joos]

Welcome back Joos!

Thanks man! I forgot your HBT name for a bit there. This is Mike right? If not, then thanks dude I probably know from somewhere!

 

[Joos]

Planning an imperial maibock ( if thats a thing) this weekend, a partigile brew of the second runnings, and distilation of a failed group brew ( I had no part in the failure). It will be a difficult undertaking, But I think I'll enjoy the results of spending all day in the arctic weather!

 

[day_trippr]

Planning an imperial maibock ( if thats a thing) this weekend, a partigile brew of the second runnings, and distilation of a failed group brew ( I had no part in the failure). It will be a difficult undertaking, But I think I'll enjoy the results of spending all day in the arctic weather!

Well, hell, glad that there's at least one soul that's going to enjoy this weather, 'cuz frankly all it's doing is making me pine for the Bahamas Out Islands...

Cheers!

 

[Joos]

Wouldn't say I'm enjoying it. I work outside a lot. Spring fever is strong this year!

 

[DakotaRules]

Thanks man! I forgot your HBT name for a bit there. This is Mike right? If not, then thanks dude I probably know from somewhere!

Yep this is mike.

 

[paulthenurse]

Hi Mike.

 

[paulthenurse]

Everybody say 'Hi' to Mike.

 

[Melana]

Hi Mike

Sent from my EVO using Home Brew mobile app

 

[paulthenurse]

Da Honey Stank at the Bog... Wicked Pissah Beah.

Today is Robert Burns Day. Single Malt and haggis for everybody.

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Hi Mikey.

 

[Joos]

Hi Dakota!

 

[paulthenurse]

Hi Dakota!

You dumb sh|t, no wonder your wife dumped you.

Say Hi to MIKE!

 

[Melana]

Paul, I still wonder what Alice sees in you....

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Paul, I still wonder what Alice sees in you....

She just stays married to him out of convenience.

Joos, I'll say it for you: Paul, GFY.

 

[Joos]

Hahaha, actually I booted her out! Thanks Rick!

 

[Melana]

Hahaha, actually I booted her out! Thanks Rick!

Women.... They are all evil!