Ceedubya
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I have seen my Sister in law naked and done other things........
I confess I wish I had a sister in law
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Laughing_Gnome_Invisible
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OK, you guys forced me into my confession.
It was me that designed the banana. I did it on my day off from burying dinosaur bones.
It was me that designed the banana. I did it on my day off from burying dinosaur bones.
Skins_Brew
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I thought I was the only one who thought that...
Laughing_Gnome_Invisible
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It's considered polite to keep quiet about it....That, and the thing we all secretly do with sheep. We do ALL do that don't we?
i look down my nose at all of you.
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It's considered polite to keep quiet about it....That, and the thing we all secretly do with sheep. We do ALL do that don't we?
No. We ALL don't.
Some of us like goats.
PTN
fainting goats........
For your SWMBO's sake, I hope you like "the other" pink meat.
Confession: I fart a lot at work and use a little fan to blow it under the cube wall towards my neighbor who smacks his gum all day long. Soon as it hits him...I hear the gum get spit out into the garbage and I get 10 minutes of quiet.
For your SWMBO's sake, I hope you like "the other" pink meat.
Confession: I fart a lot at work and use a little fan to blow it under the cube wall towards my neighbor who smacks his gum all day long. Soon as it hits him...I hear the gum get spit out into the garbage and I get 10 minutes of quiet.
That....... is........... AWESOME!
BlackDogBrewing
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I'm a bowhunter and think there's a place for all God's creatures...right next to the mashed potatoes and gravy, washed down with a homebew of course.
BlackDogBrewing
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I'm an elemenary school teacher, I enjoy farting in my classroom because the kids never suspect the teacher, they always blame eachother.
eschatz
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Every now and then I enjoy a bottle of champagne.
eschatz
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socalamcor
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speaking of sis n laws four of my five sister inlaws have tried to get me in bed
Fingers
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Certified color? What does that mean? Who is in charge of certifying color? Is there an Institute of the Presence of Pigment? Can you write the company and get proof that the color is actually certified instead of that yucky implied tint the competitors are trying to fob off on us? What are the conditions that need to be met in order to qualify for certification? Is it a shade thing or does it simply have to reflect some part of the light spectrum?
Really, I'd like to know if my recently purchased can of gross **** actually meets the standard it claims.
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!! What is the SRM of this ****? HAHAHA!!!!!!
gratus fermentatio
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For your SWMBO's sake, I hope you like "the other" pink meat.
Confession: I fart a lot at work and use a little fan to blow it under the cube wall towards my neighbor who smacks his gum all day long. Soon as it hits him...I hear the gum get spit out into the garbage and I get 10 minutes of quiet.
You sir, are a frickin' genius! I'm going to use the same tactic.
Sunday night you should feast on brats with spicy mustard, onions & kraut; with a side of pickled eggs & some bean dip, wash it all down with a cream stout or six. You might get a full hour's worth of quiet at work. Or maybe a new desk.
Ceedubya
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You sir, are a frickin' genius! I'm going to use the same tactic.
Sunday night you should feast on brats with spicy mustard, onions & kraut; with a side of pickled eggs & some bean dip, wash it all down with a cream stout or six. You might get a full hour's worth of quiet at work. Or maybe a new desk.
Or possibly even new underwear
I really need to get a sister in law
I once gambled on a fart, and lost...... now that you know that you can't unknow it.
Borisbbadd
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I confess I want to know how many of them succeeded ???
Kronin
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i confess when younger at the university grounds two hot lezboes grabbed my package for no reason at all, (i was asking directions) and she asked me what I had in there...
I was too young and stupid (read nervous) to do anything about it... maybe the biggest regret of my life,
I was too young and stupid (read nervous) to do anything about it... maybe the biggest regret of my life,
arturo7
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At least it wasn't a couple of ladyboys in someplace like, oh... Thailand.
Not that it ever happened to me. I'm just sayin'.
Duckfoot
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I knew there wasn't something quite right with you....
j/k
As far as confessions.... Let's see...
I crop dust staircases, hallways and elevators wherever I am (I work in a lot of multi-tenant buildings), I enjoy Miller High Life, I have had Jesse' Girl (think Rick Springfield song... Seriously, I nailed this girl who was dating a guy named Jesse... Not my proudest moment, but I was young and stupid), and I enjoy a nice romantic comedy on occasion...
:rockin:
eschatz
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I actually like Natty Boh. But only when eating seafood.
If I don't like who I'm next to on a plane, I either let the farts flow freely OR if I realize that they don't like to fly - I like to make sure they know I'm a pilot. Then randomly throughout the flight make simple comments/facial gestures that show my concern about what's happening.
If I don't like who I'm next to on a plane, I either let the farts flow freely OR if I realize that they don't like to fly - I like to make sure they know I'm a pilot. Then randomly throughout the flight make simple comments/facial gestures that show my concern about what's happening.
Glubki
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I slept with my International Business teacher back in college. She was from England, married, had two kids and yes the red carpet matched the rug; I got an A!
I also drink too much...
I also drink too much...
Snyder
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A couple of years ago, on vacation I got drunk on Mad Dog.
Brewing Clamper
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I don't like Belgian beers and I once ate an engendered species. BTW, what is the singular of species?
Borisbbadd
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Today, while painting, I have to admit that the Miller Genuine Draft tasted pretty good.
I like all beer... cheap beer, purple beer, ... ok maybe except for Shock Top, that sh**'d make Pierre Celis turn in his grave if he wasn't still alive.
arturo7
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OK, time for my serious confession:
I havent brewed in since May.
Yah, I know, I suck.
After a year or so of extract brewing, I was able to do 2 AG batches with a guy whos been brewing since Carter. Batch sizes were 35 and 45 gallons, one Newcastlle style, the other Kaisers Alt. (check out my gallery) The castle was OK, the alt is/was brilliant.
My extract efforts have always had the twang. After brewing and drinking the AG, Ive had a hard time convincing myself to do another extract batch in my kitchen. My pal with the AG gear doesnt brew so much and I cant justify the $$ for my own set up right now.
There is hope on the horizon. Another buddy, whose father made killer grappa, now has the bug. Ill take credit for giving him the bug. He slurped down many bottles of my SNPA clone efforts which, for extract, werent bad.
So, maybe in a month or so, well pool our resources for the AG gear.
There it is; my confession.
Want another? Ive been one of those members who spends all his time in the social forums here on HBT. I havent posted in the tech area in ages.
Fortunately, I had a stockpile of previous efforts and I dont drink so much at home. Unfortunately, Im polishing off the last corny of alt tonight. Theres nothing else left.
I guess I need to suck it up and do another extract batch. Maybe something crazy, like an espresso stout?
I havent brewed in since May.
Yah, I know, I suck.
After a year or so of extract brewing, I was able to do 2 AG batches with a guy whos been brewing since Carter. Batch sizes were 35 and 45 gallons, one Newcastlle style, the other Kaisers Alt. (check out my gallery) The castle was OK, the alt is/was brilliant.
My extract efforts have always had the twang. After brewing and drinking the AG, Ive had a hard time convincing myself to do another extract batch in my kitchen. My pal with the AG gear doesnt brew so much and I cant justify the $$ for my own set up right now.
There is hope on the horizon. Another buddy, whose father made killer grappa, now has the bug. Ill take credit for giving him the bug. He slurped down many bottles of my SNPA clone efforts which, for extract, werent bad.
So, maybe in a month or so, well pool our resources for the AG gear.
There it is; my confession.
Want another? Ive been one of those members who spends all his time in the social forums here on HBT. I havent posted in the tech area in ages.
Fortunately, I had a stockpile of previous efforts and I dont drink so much at home. Unfortunately, Im polishing off the last corny of alt tonight. Theres nothing else left.
I guess I need to suck it up and do another extract batch. Maybe something crazy, like an espresso stout?
springer
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I slept with mine for about a year....and SWMBO knows all about it
Ceedubya
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Boy that had to be a s****y Christmas
Did I mention that I need to get a sister in law??
I confess that I love the movie "Pride and Prejudice." Not the Keira Knightley version, but the six-hour, BBC version with Colin Firth.
But I don't drink BMC while watching it. I have standards.
But I don't drink BMC while watching it. I have standards.
Bedlam
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I like men.
Ceedubya
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I often wonder what the hell is wrong with you people
I saw every episode of Orange County Housewives this past season.
I saw every episode of Orange County Housewives this past season.
I like Lady Gaga's album... I think its mostly sex appeal though...
Kronin
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im scared.
wait. i don't realy want you to knwo that... but imn druik
wait. i don't realy want you to knwo that... but imn druik
