"The Mythos of David Steel"
What is wrong with kids these days?
With their morals and all.
You are not supposed to have them until instructed so by SWMBO.
That is an instant classic line. You should put that on a business card.
That should also be on your business card.
When you say she's "not your type" does that mean shes ugly or you're afraid she'll give you a little brettanmyces?
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, the second one. She's an interesting lad, but I'm not into "gangsta" wigger girls that flirt with everyone for one reason or another and the cops are chasing for drugs. Not the first on my list.
She's an interesting lad,
At least we understand the issue now. (yes I made an immature gay joke)Already got condoms up the butt...
You got the approval of a 45 year old woman on your sex life while being a guy in college. Are you seeing the problem yet?This is all I'm sayin' to Mr. Steele and his views on sex.... :rockin:
Unless there is a 90% chance that the piece of ass will be passing something onto you as well! I've never been so hard up for girls that I couldn't have some sort of filter.Never pass on a piece of a$$
Filters are necessary, but the OP's tone about the girl has changed drastically since we started giving him crap. It is not about being chivalrous or her being nasty or you being some "legend"
You is just too shy.
I admire the OP's take on this with one exception.
After 26 years of marriage I wish I'd had fewer partners rather than more. I never caught anything but back in the late 70's/early 80's STD's, while not uncommon, were certainly not ubiquitous like they are now.
Back then chlamydia and HPV were fairly rare; herpes was the big scare and we were just starting to hear about AIDS.
The exception? If you're not going to fish, then cut bait. Stop fooling around with this chick. She wants to jump you and you're leading her on.
Just my opinion and it's worth what you paid. You do what you want.
Wash your hair, ya dirty metal hippy!
Giving three different excuses just makes your insecurity incredibly obvious. You'd actually feel a lot better if you went and banged this broad. You'd see it wasn't such a big deal.
I say Brew beer, when beer is done, Chill and have a party. Invite her and tell her to bring lots of women friends or cool people. Have fun, dont neccessiarly bone her but enjoy the company and the sharing of good beer. Man if I had been brewing in college then I would have been dynamite. A brewer in College is a golden ticket. Use it to get to other parties and build up some fame. Or to be Infamous.
At the very least use it to build up networking for when you are OUT of college.
Here's a tip, KEEP all your numbers, names and the like. You never know when someone will be your next boss or even someone that can introduce you to your next boss.
"That creative Beer brewing guy" Is much better than "That Guy"
Use your tallents to get you remembered in a good way.
Who knows, you may even meet a love of your life through your friendship with her.
Party with a purpose but don't look like it. Hey, maybe you can even get her or others through her to help subsidize your brewing. Don't ask for people to buy the beer but rather donate for materials for making beer to keep legal. It isn't illegal to give alcohol away to those over 21 at a party. It is also not illegal for people to buy you grains or bottles or yeast or even equipment. Barter is great.
Have fun. I know a bunch of chicks that were great fun as friends but I cetianly wouldn't bone in college. Sometimes chicks attach meanings to it that you don't want. Nothing worse than having a puppy follow you around when you are trying to get with another chick that you ARE interested in more. Women are crazy jelous, sometimes even in college.
But heck, have fun and post pics.
Not at all, women that like to be flirty like getting positive feedback. I've thought of several reasons to why she acts the way she does fro ma psychological standpoint and I've come to 3 different conclusions, none of which would matter what so ever to my putting her down or bringing her up (in a matter of speaking). Just giving her reinforcement, which boosts her self-esteem and self worth. But I assure you, most of the time, I just ignore her or **** with her just for fun. I'd be more worried about the opposite, really.
Dude, you should have manned up. this post has made me laugh all day, showed it to a couple of people,
SWMBO--> "so this guy is most likely still a virgin and would like to keep it that way so nothing comes between him and his homebrew...what a ******"
HAHA
SWMBO--> "so this guy is most likely still a virgin and would like to keep it that way so nothing comes between him and his homebrew...what a ******"
HAHA
davesteel: For the good of the HBT community you must get a real photo of the female in question and post it. Just tell her that some guys on the internet heard about her and want to see what she looks like.
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