Show us your SWMBO...

[r3dn3ckstyl3z]

r3dn3ck's swmbo and baby girl.......

 

[arturo7]

Does she live halfway between here and down under?

 

[DeathBrewer]

i still can't believe she married me.

in my avatar, she is the one on the left.

Beautiful. I love freckles.

So...I can has the one on the right??

 

[IrregularPulse]

No you can has only Cheeseburger

 

[Hambone]

I didn't get down as far as the skirt...

It's hard to keep going but it sure is worth it!

 

[DeathBrewer]

No you can has only Cheeseburger

I'll take it. Plz for to mail to teh werk addrezz.

 

[ChshreCat]

I'm not the only guy around here who's horribly overchicked.

 

[IrregularPulse]

I'll take it. Plz for to mail to teh werk addrezz.

would you eat it?

 

[shecky]

I'm not the only guy around here who's horribly overchicked.

No doubt. This thread is proof that women go by something other than looks. Either that or they're all blind as bats.

 

[Hambone]

I'm not the only guy around here who's horribly overchicked.

You just gotta find the right buttons!

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

No doubt. This thread is proof that women go by something other than looks. Either that or they're all blind as bats.

Actually, often times I think mine married me for my HUGE

 

[r3dn3ckstyl3z]

Actually, often times I think mine married me for my HUGE

bank account

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Actually, often times I think mine married me for my HUGE

American citizenry.

The one I can never get close to, and the other can't get me far enough away.

 

[IrregularPulse]

Actually, often times I think mine married me for my H.U.G.E.

Hugely Undersized Genitals & Ego?

 

[DeathBrewer]

would you eat it?

If you send it via overnite? Absolutely.

Who lives in chicago and wants to overnite me some deep dish pizza? I'll return the favor with some kick-ass chinese

 

[DeathBrewer]

bank account

SRSLY...I don't get a lot of women. Because they are superficial bitches and I'm not going to cut my hair or suddenly have a huge income.

 

[r3dn3ckstyl3z]

SRSLY...I don't get a lot of women. Because they are superficial bitches and I'm not going to cut my hair or suddenly have a huge income.

i agree.... if it wasn't for military i wouldn't have either, lol...... I miss my hair.....

 

[BrandonBlack]

wifey

the third one is my fav pic of her


BTW apologies the images were embedded when i previewed the post

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

wifey

the third one is my fav pic of her

Complimentarily playful Joan Jettish in that third one, she is.

 

[BrandonBlack]

im down with that joan jett is an original bad ass

 

[dataz722]

would you eat it?

And what exactly are we talking about eating

 

[DeathBrewer]

I'd motorboat it.

 

[Arkador]

I'd motorboat it.

is there anything you wouldn't motorboat?

 

[DeathBrewer]

is there anything you wouldn't motorboat?

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Not a second time at least.

 

[DeathBrewer]

I'll try anything once.

 

[bob1852]

please more hot SWMBOs!

 

[r3dn3ckstyl3z]

i think i'm gonna be sick......

 

[DeathBrewer]

PPPPPPPbbbbbbbbbbttttttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[r3dn3ckstyl3z]

thats not even right

 

[DeathBrewer]

I'd motorboat that back and front.

 

[r3dn3ckstyl3z]

don't know what your talking about

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

need eye candy

Oh look she's got inflatables at stern AND aft. She's a floater. Go Navy. Best part is, she's got gills so she can still breathe with her mowf filled.

Don't get me wrong. It's nice to look at and would be fun to play with but she's not half as attractive as most of the women here. Excepting DB's girl, that one has "summateef".

 

[r3dn3ckstyl3z]

Oh look she's got inflatables at stern AND aft. She's a floater. Go Navy. Best part is, she's got gills so she can still breathe with her mowf filled.

ironically, i'm in the navy and we don't have sea donkies like that. that's all Marine...

 

[r3dn3ckstyl3z]

Oh look she's got inflatables at stern AND aft. She's a floater. Go Navy. Best part is, she's got gills so she can still breathe with her mowf filled.

oh yeah, aft and stern are the same thing.... you mean stern and bow....

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

oh yeah, aft and stern are the same thing.... you mean stern and bow....

okay, that too. And since they are all in pairs she's got the proper ballast. Stern and Bow, Aft and Port.

 

[zac]

I make a notion that somebody makes a "SWMBO's of HBT calendar"

Maybe a 36 month calendar.

Holy cow, you bunch of boys married WAY up.

I did too.

 

[BrandonBlack]

Holy cow, you bunch of boys married WAY up.

I did too.

women like having projects

 

[r3dn3ckstyl3z]

women like having projects

i think that is why hot girls like us homely guys..... Entertainment for years to come....... When they stop being entertained is when it all goes down hill...

 

[the bunnay]

women like having projects

And clearly appreciate a good homebrew.