Only one mythical Beast for Life

[cheezydemon3]

Oh man, I ate this mermaid once..wait.......WHAT???

Oh.

Mermaids are sentient, and therefore more appetizing alive than dead. (sick bastards)

Although some of them will kill you before you even see them if they can, many are quite friendly.

 

[D_Ranged_Eskimo]

ManBearPig anyone?

I'm super serial!

 

[cheezydemon3]

Super serial?

You mean super cereal? I still wouldn't eat you. Sorry.

 

[D_Ranged_Eskimo]

Super serial?

You mean super cereal? I still wouldn't eat you. Sorry.

Nobody eats Mint Beerrrrrrrry CRUNCH!

 

[cheezydemon3]

Lol, I am a SUCKER for nonsensical humor (see....l.well....this thread)


D ranged

 

[TxBrew]

Nobody eats Mint Beerrrrrrrry CRUNCH!

He was the real hero the entire time.

The entire time.

 

[passedpawn]

Lernian Hydra should drop out of the race. Go have lunch with Michelle Bachmann.

 

[cheezydemon3]

I don't think that you are suggesting that Ms Bachman is a mythical creature. (she clearly isn't unless ol' W was also)

Oh I see.

 

[TxBrew]

Is there some sort of mythical creature with the texture of chicken, the taste of steak, but swims?

I want to eat that.

Tried the talking rat. Meh.

 

[cheezydemon3]

Is there some sort of mythical creature with the texture of chicken, the taste of steak, but swims?

I want to eat that.

Tried the talking rat. Meh.

Don't know what's up with your taste buds.

Throw that rat in the water and there you go.

*sighs...."Noob"*

 

[D_Ranged_Eskimo]

Is there some sort of mythical creature with the texture of chicken, the taste of steak, but swims?

I want to eat that.

Tried the talking rat. Meh.

Cowdolphken? It's in the Turducken species family.

 

[cheezydemon3]

I was trying to figure out a Wolterdoghydrat, but I couldn't stop picturing the Popobawa buttburgling it.

Lost my appetite for it......

 

[H-ost]

No one else wants a hydra?

 

[cheezydemon3]

No one else wants a hydra?

Do you brine it or sashimi it?

 

[static]

So let me get this straight... one beast to brine them all and serve them up to the almighty smoker for some mythical BBQ? In that case I vote Wolpertinger. King Arthur used up the holy hand grenade on his offspring and he's pissed.

 

[Zuljin]

Wolpertinger. They taste like beer. Them and jackalopes both. jackalopes have a mesquite flavor too.

 

[cheezydemon3]

Wolpertinger. They taste like beer. Them and jackalopes both. jackalopes have a mesquite flavor too.

That is because jackalopes eat mature mesquite trees.

 

[KayaBrew]

I didn't see "Liger" on the list so I didn't vote. "Yoda" would have also received a vote.

 

[cheezydemon3]

I didn't see "Liger" on the list so I didn't vote. "Yoda" would have also received a vote.

Yoda died long long ago in a galaxy far far away, and I think his body freaking disapeared AND he was sentient, so you are one sick little monkey.

 

[static]

Sentient being as seasoning? That might work. Can i get a little Scylla on the side?

 

[Randar]

Unicorns may be mythical, but I have it from a good source that quadricorns are excellent in a curry.

 

[static]

The horns make good toothpicks...

 

[TxBrew]

Unicorns may be mythical, but I have it from a good source that quadricorns are excellent in a curry.

That's magical.

I bet it taste like that odd cherry sent you get at the car wash though.

Oh well.

 

[cheezydemon3]

That's magical.

I bet it taste like that odd cherry sent you get at the car wash though.

Oh well.

ahem, ..........send a unicorn through a car wash and it comes out cherry flavored.

You just interrupted my entire space-time continuum.

 

[static]

Maraschino or Bing???

 

[TxBrew]

ahem, ..........send a unicorn through a car wash and it comes out cherry flavored.

You just interrupted my entire space-time continuum.

Gooood. Gooood.

Maraschino or Bing???

Fake. I don't think it has a particular type of cherry.

 

[HoppyDaze]

what about medusa or some kind of three breasted lady....very weak list. My four year old could have come up with that, if I had one

 

[static]

Fake. I don't think it has a particular type of cherry.

Immitation cherry quadricorn???? Meh ill pass, never tastes right and always gives me gas.

 

[static]

what about medusa or some kind of three breasted lady....very weak list. My four year old could have come up with that, if I had one

Ill bet Medusa would go well in a salad with a nice vinaigrette.

 

[cheezydemon3]

what about medusa or some kind of three breasted lady....very weak list. My four year old could have come up with that, if I had one

AHHEemmmmmmmmmmmm.

Talk to TEX if you want more than 10 options on a poll.

Next poll will include your choices AND the most rare and non-existent beast!!!!


The fabled "15 effing choice poll"!!!!!!!
I asked your 4 year old, he couldn't. And he wonders why you left him here.....

 

[static]

The fabled "15 effing choice poll"!!!!!!!
I asked your 4 year old, he couldn't. And he wonders why you left him here.....

I thought unattended children were given to the goblin king?

 

[cheezydemon3]

no no. you have to say "I wish the goblin king would take you away to his castle and sing you bizarre showtunes"

I guess I could do that for you if you want.

 

[static]

Well.... only if you sing if I were a rich man.

 

[cheezydemon3]

Well.... only if you sing if I were a rich man.

...No....I think he sings crap like "You remind me of the babe! Who do you do! Do what? remind me that I'm gay!"

 

[static]

Oh great now your going to drag Popobawa back into this...

 

[cheezydemon3]

No, just David Bowie with lots of make-up and ball hugging costumes. Not technically a mythical creature!

 

[gratus fermentatio]

I voted for the tree nymph, at least they're female & hot looking...
Though chafing & splinters could be a problem.

 

[cheezydemon3]

I voted for the tree nymph, at least they're female & hot looking...
Though chafing & splinters could be a problem.

Lets just say that the protection I use when banging a treenymph would likely also repel a chainsaw.

It is more the visual that makes it even worth seducing them.

 

[static]

I eat tree nymphs for breakfast and crap David Bowie.

 

[Homercidal]

Are you saying David Bowie is crap??


Anyway, I'm only here because my spidey senses were telling me that someone was talking about Jennifer Connelly.