Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[GenIke]

Like I was saying, two scores.

 

[day_trippr]

Lol ok, you won on that.
59.5 minutes of struggling against Oakland at home is hardly an encouraging exhibition for Philly, though.
I don't see them getting far, unless the rest of the NFC sucks just as hard.

Oh, wait...

 

[HoppyDaze]

It's funny because I can't remember the AFC being this weak. Which says a lot because they are always far inferior with one exception, kind of. Their success is more a result of luck and cheating. So, when you tards run your mouths about the AFC conference it just makes me roll my eyes and want to punch your mothers in the face. More proof of your football acumen though...

 

[Cape Brewing]

TLDNR

 

[bluemoose]

I hear the souls of Steelers fans weeping, and it sounds like victory.

 

[paulthenurse]

A friend of mine, who is a die hard Steeler fan, told me today that the Pats are cheating by picking up James Harrison.

“You mean James Harrison, the guy the Steelers CUT? He shouldn’t be allowed to go get another job after getting CUT by the Steelers? ‘That’s it, we’re done with you and you can’t earn a living playing football for anyone else either!’ ”

The Butt Hurt logic of Pats haters is really remarkable.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Well, if he doesn't play we'll know they got him only to get intel on the Steelers playbook. A very Patriots move.

 

[day_trippr]

Before you scamps start up with the "Harrison Gate" BS, does anyone actually know who is playing who here?

 

[bluemoose]

Either way the guy gets a ring. No freaking way an NFC team wins the Super Bowl. NFC is just plain terrible.

 

[bob1852]

TLDNR

It's "tl;dr", you dotard.

Do you even internet, bro?

 

[paulthenurse]

Well, if he doesn't play we'll know they got him only to get intel on the Steelers playbook. A very Patriots move.

Ya, cause poor Bill Belichick really needs somebody to spoon feed him the other team’s plans.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Belichick is going to return the playbook to Tomlin with corrections before the AFC championship.

 

[TBC]

Either way the guy gets a ring. No freaking way an NFC team wins the Super Bowl. NFC is just plain terrible.

I think you mean a participation trophy.

 

[day_trippr]

Oooh! Fresh meat?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Oh hey new guy!

The GOAT says you should kiss his azz this many times...

 

[day_trippr]

Malcolm Mitchell was in pads at practice today. Can't be a bad sign.
Sure wish Hogan - and Burkhead - would heal up though.
In fact the DNP list is daunting aside from the "excusables".
Woof...

 

[bluemoose]

Managing players to have guys back healthy by the playoffs. Two more weeks of rest won’t hurt anybody. It is Jets week after all.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Agree, your entire schedule is a joke.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Final week of the season and life on the bubble. Maybe it's a sign that you don't have a tough schedule and your team s*cks. Practice your dab Hoppy.

 

[TBC]

Oh hey new guy!

The GOAT says you should kiss his azz this many times...

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Thanks for the warm welcome Homer. What is so special about 5 rings anyway?

 

[HoppyDaze]

Thanks for the warm welcome Homer. What is so special about 5 rings anyway?

The five asterisks that go with them, duh.

 

[day_trippr]

Hoppy dabs to "Still So Jelly After All These Years"

 

[HoppyDaze]

Final week of the season and life on the bubble. Maybe it's a sign that you don't have a tough schedule and your team s*cks. Practice your dab Hoppy.

Hoppy dabs to "Still So Jelly After All These Years"

I don't think you know what a dab is in this state.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Criminal.

You probably get it from the ingrained culture of where you live

 

[HoppyDaze]

For sure, dude.

 

[day_trippr]

There's gonna be some crazy cold football played today.
I would not want to be a kicker...

 

[WI_Wino]

Capers looks to be out. Mccarthy might get an extension. Damn, can't win them all.

 

[user 574]

Capers looks to be out. Mccarthy might get an extension. Damn, can't win them all.

There's always hope. I'm not even going to head to my local bar to watch. Practically playing with scrubs today with 6 DNP starters out. And McCarthy still is going to play Hundley instead of giving Callahan a look. Friggen idiot

 

[Cape Brewing]

It’s chilly out

 

[bluemoose]

What about Rodgers?

Oh wait, didn’t the Packer cheat and illegally put him on IR? That’s right, nothing to see here, move along.

 

[user 574]

It was Dom Capers idea. And since GB is a class organization we're firing him

 

[HoppyDaze]

50 degrees and sunny here. Not not the **** hole Northeast

 

[user 574]

Not leaving until spring

 

[bluemoose]

Having the number one seed never really gets old.

 

[jlinz]

0-16. Wish I could laugh about it, but it's all too sad. Can't even beat the Steelers B Team.

 

[jlinz]

What about Rodgers?

Oh wait, didn’t the Packer cheat and illegally put him on IR? That’s right, nothing to see here, move along.

That's true! Rodgers should now be up on waivers, and he should go to, wait for it...The Browns.

 

[day_trippr]

0-16. Wish I could laugh about it, but it's all too sad. Can't even beat the Steelers B Team.

Not only that, they're responsible for Hoppy being unable to make his Wheel Of Parity this year!
Sad...

 

[day_trippr]

Seahawks season ending in 3....2....

 

[HoppyDaze]

There was a shortage of parity this year

 

[paulthenurse]

In Seattle there was a notable shortage of wins this year.

Party on Wayne!