Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[HoppyDaze]

His mom had a shell tattoo on her inner thigh. When he put his ear against it he could smell the ocean.

 

[fosaisu]

he could smell the ocean.

More like the bay.

 

[bluemoose]

Hampton beach at low tide?

 

[paulthenurse]

More like the Love Canal.

 

[Paps]

You guys seriosly lack material for this thread i see.

 

[paulthenurse]

Not really, it's just that we can't turn our callous disregard for everything that is right, kind, and proper off and on at the drop of a hat. That would make us true psychopaths, as opposed to being humorously irreverent.

And everyone on here knows that I don't REALLY know that your moms's coochie smells like a bakery from the wrong side of San Francisco. Sure, we're all pretty sure but no one knows for certain.

 

[day_trippr]

Moving along from Paps' mom's nether regions

The NFL Films Blu-ray filled with the New England Patriots epic 2016 season is a must have.
The Spousal Unit and I give four thumbs way up. Excellent entertainment.

And I still say the Pats don't make the playoffs without Edelman...

Cheers!

 

[HoppyDaze]

sad

 

[day_trippr]

Sure

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey Hoppy, are you part of Oregon's 6th man?

 

[HoppyDaze]

I hope they continue winning, yes. Nice attempt at trash talk Paul. Way better than the sorry "I bought a Blue Ray of the season and watched it with my wife". Who does that ****?

 

[day_trippr]

I hope they continue winning, yes. Nice attempt at trash talk Paul. Way better than the sorry "I bought a Blue Ray of the season and watched it with my wife". Who does that ****?

Some day, well after you have passed that puberty stage you keep failing to reach, move out of your mom's basement, and somehow convince someone that you're worthy of their attention, you'll know how much fun it is having a wife who happens to be a New England Patriots fan.

Ahahahahahaha! Just kidding - that's never gonna happen for you...

 

[HoppyDaze]

Trust me, I know how much fun your wife is...she's a giver

 

[paulthenurse]

I hope they do keep winning, I have them vs Gonzaga in the finals with Gonzaga taking it all.

 

[HoppyDaze]

That's bold

 

[paulthenurse]

Haters gonna hate

 

[HoppyDaze]

You do seem like a Spokane, WA kind of guy.

 

[paulthenurse]

Na. I'm a Boston guy. Pacific NW guys are losers. Polar opposites of Boston guys.

Sorry, but your Mom should have taught you that.

 

[HoppyDaze]

I bet you know all about Boston guys

 

[paulthenurse]

Five.

 

[fosaisu]

Five.

5 inches is max documented penis length for a Pats fan? I'd heard that rumor too but hadn't seen it confirmed by an insider until now.

 

[stratslinger]

^ Trying too hard...

 

[fosaisu]

^ Trying too hard...

Don't beat yourself up, I'm sure you're doing your best with what you've got. At least your boy Brady got his shirts back.

 

[day_trippr]

^so weak^

Anyway, the clock is surely running on Boykin this time, I doubt the SeaThugs will keep him one minute beyond signing a new backup qb.

So....Romo?

 

[motobrewer]

Raiders.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Raiders.

Such crap

 

[GenIke]

Am I more likely to be knifed by a Raiders fan in Oakland or Las Vegas? It's gotta be Oakland, right?

 

[paulthenurse]

I'd think Oakland just because of the higher concentration of dbags.

 

[bluemoose]

Being a Green Bay fan I would assume the likelihood is high in any major city.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Soooo troo

 

[HoppyDaze]

How many of you desperate losers have signed up for Brady's pink dildo diet?

 

[fosaisu]

^ Trying too hard...

^so weak^

Why do you keep throwing up pictograms of your tiny penis?

 

[Cape Brewing]

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[HoppyDaze]

You're proud of that? I mean I get it that it's today's date, but that is pathetic.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hehehehehehe.

 

[paulthenurse]

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Maybe you can put some McFries under your knees when you kneel, Biatch.

 

[GenIke]

Racism reported

 

[motobrewer]

Why...why would he put fries under his knees....?

 

[day_trippr]

Broncos noob has an obvious fixation.
Not that there's anything wrong with that, of course...

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Happy 24th birthday to the Flying Elvis.